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YOU are President George W. Bush. As President, yo... |
08/21/04 |
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You decide to blow off all that boring political m... |
08/21/04 |
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Your troubled niece Noelle, Jeb's daughter, has ha... |
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Since you've been spending so much money on all th... |
08/21/04 |
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Though many of your friends describe you as "not t... |
08/21/04 |
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As a born-again Christian, you feel that you need ... |
08/21/04 |
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Jesus refuses to come down from Heaven to meet wit... |
08/21/04 |
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You figure that since you're the guest, you might ... |
08/21/04 |
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Noelle gets very angry. "I WANT MORE DRUGS DAMN YO... |
08/21/04 |
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Barbara and Jenna are always happy to see you, the... |
08/21/04 |
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Due to their family's deep pockets, the twins have... |
08/21/04 |
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Well, dummy...you already invaded Iraq! But, I gue... |
08/21/04 |
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The girls smile and run to their CD collection. Je... |
08/21/04 |
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You walk in to the office of former Deputy Secreta... |
08/21/04 |
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Canada? But they're not even an unofficial member ... |
08/21/04 |
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What is your IQ anyway? Canada is a democracy! Hel... |
08/21/04 |
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While not an official member of the "Axis of Evil"... |
08/21/04 |
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You head over to the Office of the Vice President.... |
08/21/04 |
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What accomplishments? Your administration has been... |
08/21/04 |
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Your advisors have identified a total of 20 states... |
08/21/04 |
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It's a lot of hard work being president. After a l... |
08/21/04 |
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Laura looks startled. "Oh no, George! You know tha... |
08/22/04 |
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Mr. Cheney grunts his approval. "Hell, I run this ... |
08/22/04 |
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Good idea! As a uniter (and not a divider) you rea... |
08/22/04 |
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Just attacking John Kerry's record isn't quite hav... |
08/22/04 |
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Do you think that people actually care about senat... |
08/22/04 |
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Turn the whole place into a parking lot, eh? Well,... |
08/22/04 |
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Ah, the great state of Wisconsin. You lost the sta... |
08/22/04 |
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It was a big mistake to visit the most liberal cit... |
08/22/04 |
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Whoah, hold on just a minute! You hardly ever do u... |
08/22/04 |
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Yeah, why not invade the backward nation of North ... |
08/22/04 |
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Iran is a much larger nation than Iraq in terms of... |
08/22/04 |
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You decide that you want to go out and get somethi... |
08/22/04 |
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Laura smiles at you again. "What do you want to ta... |
08/22/04 |
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Talking with a creature of extreme evil such as Ka... |
08/22/04 |
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Without Karl Rove, elections cannot be won and the... |
08/22/04 |
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You turn to your most trusted advisor and ask, "He... |
08/22/04 |
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It was probably a wise move to avoid those White H... |
08/22/04 |
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It might have been a mistake to go see Daddy down ... |
08/22/04 |
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Your father screams at you: "I still can't get ove... |
08/22/04 |
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Your father cracks a smile. "Oh really? Dick got o... |
08/22/04 |
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"All right, son, I'm glad you could stay and chat.... |
08/22/04 |
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You venture down to the great state of Florida to ... |
08/22/04 |
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I guess you should have paid more attention in sch... |
08/22/04 |
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Each of you do a line of cocaine. Man! That brings... |
08/22/04 |
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Another line isn't gonna hurt. Besides, you did WA... |
08/22/04 |
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You tell Paul that you just saw that Michael Moore... |
08/22/04 |
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"Bring back the Crusades!" you command. Since it i... |
08/22/04 |
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Laura is getting angry now. "Damnit George, I told... |
08/22/04 |
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You're sick of Muqtada Al-Sadr not being happy tha... |
08/22/04 |
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You decide not to dig deeper into Wolfolitz's murk... |
08/22/04 |
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Oh, no! Don't you remember what happened the last ... |
08/22/04 |
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You head to the top-secret facility that works to ... |
08/22/04 |
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After the surgery, everything seems normal. Dick C... |
08/22/04 |
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Your campaign bus heads over to the great state of... |
08/22/04 |
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Secretary Rumsfeld has been mad at you ever since ... |
08/22/04 |
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You ignore Rumsfeld's rudeness and ask him about t... |
08/22/04 |
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Rummy's in a bad mood, but you know just what woul... |
08/22/04 |
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You tell Mr. Wolfowitz that you need advice on som... |
08/22/04 |
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You politely excuse yourself from your father, and... |
08/22/04 |
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"I'd love some pie, Mom! What kind is it?"
She ... |
08/22/04 |
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You decide to do more crack.
The second hit ha... |
08/22/04 |
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You attemt to tell Noelle that you can't handle an... |
08/22/04 |
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"It's your turn, Noelle." you say as you hand her ... |
08/22/04 |
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The Republican National Convention is scheduled to... |
08/22/04 |
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"Screw Kerry!" you yell as the campaign bus convoy... |
08/22/04 |
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You apologize to your dad about that old DUI convi... |
08/22/04 |
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You walk in to John Ashcroft's office. Any normal ... |
08/22/04 |
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You decide to go duck hunting in Loisiana with Jus... |
08/22/04 |
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You decide to listen to Nirvana, even though you d... |
08/22/04 |
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You're kind of in the mood to drink beer. It's bee... |
08/22/04 |
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"How about a game of Trivia Pursuit?" you ask. Tri... |
08/22/04 |
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"France has nuclear weapons!" you exclaim. "We ins... |
08/22/04 |
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In the post Janet Jackson's boob era, the United S... |
08/22/04 |
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You order the holy mosque to be leveled by a BLU-8... |
08/23/04 |
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Ah, Florida....the state that brought you victory ... |
08/23/04 |
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You tell your generals that you want to assault th... |
08/23/04 |
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Laura gives in. "Oh, all right, if I must." she sa... |
08/23/04 |
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Ever hear the one about the boy who cried wolf? If... |
08/23/04 |
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Dick grins his evil grin. "George, you know that I... |
08/23/04 |
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While disappointed that you won't be getting any t... |
08/23/04 |
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"Hey Jeb, I just want to talk to you about what yo... |
08/23/04 |
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"Excellent choice, George! As you know, I was once... |
08/23/04 |
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You decide to go on The Daily show with Jon Stewar... |
08/23/04 |
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You decree that Iraq to be the 51st state. Tell Be... |
08/25/04 |
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Despite heavy criticism, you head off with Cheney ... |
08/25/04 |
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You head to the Fox News Headquarters and meet up ... |
08/25/04 |
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In order to energize the homophobic wing of the Re... |
08/25/04 |
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Your father begins to lecture you about your level... |
08/25/04 |
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Rumsfeld laughs again. "That was all me, baby! I c... |
08/25/04 |
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You call up John Kerry's cell phone. "Hey Kerry! I... |
09/02/04 |
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Jenna says, "I've got a bunch of kegs of Heinekin ... |
09/02/04 |
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Whoops! YOU ALREADY TRIED THAT! Your campaign leak... |
09/02/04 |
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Frantic, you grab the phone and call 911. Emergenc... |
09/02/04 |
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You enter the dark, drafty, underground room that ... |
09/02/04 |
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You head up to Bill Clinton's residence in Chappaq... |
09/21/04 |
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"No fair!" you yell. "You girls are cheating!"
... |
09/21/04 |
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Campaigning is a very important duty for a Preside... |
07/04/05 |
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Your cabinet is all gathered in a secret room loca... |
07/04/05 |
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***You have been magically transported back in tim... |
07/04/05 |
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You are a firm believer in seeking advice from as ... |
07/04/05 |
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You hear that Colin Powell is in town, visiting ol... |
07/04/05 |
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You've made it clear in your public statements tha... |
07/04/05 |
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Cheney's doctors install the experimental nuclear-... |
01/10/06 |
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You run after her. "Nobody steals my coke!" you ye... |
01/10/06 |
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You enter the White House briefing room. This is a... |
01/13/06 |
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"Go ahead, Jeff." you say.
"Thank you. Senate D... |
01/13/06 |
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For some reason, Brit Hume is subbing for the usua... |
01/13/06 |
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You point to the old Lebanese lady sitting in the ... |
01/13/06 |
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You punch Kerry in the jaw, but it has little effe... |
01/13/06 |
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You head on down to the halls of Congress to chat ... |
01/13/06 |
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You decide that you cannot let France stand becaus... |
01/13/06 |
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"Go get 'em, boy!" you tell your little dog. He lo... |
01/13/06 |
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As a Republican, the most important principle to y... |
01/13/06 |
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You spent the entire first year of your second ter... |
01/13/06 |
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You tell the twins to get out their Nirvana box se... |
01/13/06 |
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Pedophilia? Come on, George! That's pretty low. In... |
01/13/06 |
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"Full steam ahead, John!" you yell to the bus driv... |
01/13/06 |
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"I'm sorry Russert, I have to go. I think I'm goin... |
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