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Date |
Hits |
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It has been a long, boring day.
A day like the la... |
09/30/04 |
3524 |
| view |
"Fuck you! Go and burn in hell!" says the hobo.
Y... |
09/30/04 |
872 |
| view |
"Fuck you and buy some lemons, cockface!" shouts t... |
09/30/04 |
1286 |
| view |
You spend the rest of your afternoon looking at fu... |
09/30/04 |
817 |
| view |
My thoughts exactly.
You go to bed and have the w... |
09/30/04 |
687 |
| view |
Yes. Furries are lovely. Just... fine.
Except ... |
09/30/04 |
344 |
| view |
"SOAP!!!! AAHHHHH!!! NOT THE SOAAAP!!!" Were the h... |
10/01/04 |
878 |
| view |
You remember that your car was shat on by a elepha... |
10/01/04 |
550 |
| view |
So, you like tentacle hentai?
That's right creepy... |
10/01/04 |
467 |
| view |
You print out THOUSANDS of boobies, which are from... |
10/02/04 |
224 |
| view |
You take a giant superman sized leap into the sky ... |
10/02/04 |
282 |
| view |
You crap some more...
Ahhhh... actually, it kind ... |
10/02/04 |
367 |
| view |
You push too hard and launch your intestines out y... |
10/02/04 |
277 |
| view |
You quickly run away just as he begins to say the ... |
10/02/04 |
795 |
| view |
You unzip your fly and pee in the toilet.
That fe... |
10/02/04 |
610 |
| view |
You turn on your compy.
What to do...... |
10/02/04 |
911 |
| view |
You get wild and piss in the tub.
You feel like s... |
10/02/04 |
338 |
| view |
Oops, missed the sink.
Good thing this shirt is y... |
10/02/04 |
289 |
| view |
Your dog dies because he's allergic to getting pee... |
10/02/04 |
277 |
| view |
You accidentally burn your wang, it hurts...
But ... |
10/02/04 |
297 |
| view |
You stick your wang in the slot and pee in your fo... |
10/02/04 |
222 |
| view |
You drop to the ground.
Oh. You died of heart fai... |
10/02/04 |
330 |
| view |
You head off to the arcade.
The first game you pl... |
10/02/04 |
805 |
| view |
You are standing in a lush jungle.
There is a tem... |
10/02/04 |
512 |
| view |
You are eaten whole by an elephant.... |
10/02/04 |
530 |
| view |
You fall in a hole
You could easily jump up
But ... |
10/02/04 |
185 |
| view |
You die horribly.... |
10/02/04 |
279 |
| view |
CNN is a website.
They talk about news.... |
10/02/04 |
278 |
| view |
You quickly run to the cabinets and open them, thi... |
10/02/04 |
585 |
| view |
You grab Ray Romano and eat him.
Immediately afte... |
10/02/04 |
190 |
| view |
You go to yell at Kobe Bryant, but suddenly your m... |
10/02/04 |
146 |
| view |
You take a knife and hack that mole off.
You get ... |
10/02/04 |
234 |
| view |
Wait, you mean to tell me you clicked?
Upon the c... |
10/02/04 |
113 |
| view |
What does this look like? Soul Calibur?... |
10/02/04 |
208 |
| view |
Then go back!... |
10/02/04 |
129 |
| view |
NO IT IS NOT!
*You die, not just in the arcade ga... |
10/02/04 |
146 |
| view |
You make it to level 2 on the same dollar.
Then ... |
10/02/04 |
229 |
| view |
You pop in a roll here and get on the pad.
You pi... |
10/02/04 |
454 |
| view |
You try hitting left as much as you're supposed to... |
10/02/04 |
281 |
| view |
Your leg spasms horribly and your kneecap fires ba... |
10/02/04 |
142 |
| view |
A passing WIZZARD casts a magical spell on your le... |
10/02/04 |
126 |
| view |
You are doing fine until a prep comes up to you an... |
10/03/04 |
181 |
| view |
Weeee.... |
10/03/04 |
191 |
| view |
On your way to the temple, you see a midget holdin... |
10/03/04 |
220 |
| view |
Suddenly, hundreds of cannibal headhunters jump do... |
10/03/04 |
162 |
| view |
As you walk north, you look back to notice the mid... |
10/03/04 |
222 |
| view |
You walk in the left door. It is an full-on dead e... |
10/03/04 |
142 |
| view |
You enter the door to the right. It slowly begins ... |
10/03/04 |
166 |
| view |
The robot's left arm begins to glow strangely as t... |
10/03/04 |
156 |
| view |
Whatever you just tried to do, it didn't work.
... |
10/03/04 |
241 |
| view |
The macine falls over and crushes you, you're dead... |
10/03/04 |
71 |
| view |
You run babbling like an idiot, your loud screamin... |
10/03/04 |
115 |
| view |
You throw your shoe at the stone-mecha with precis... |
10/03/04 |
150 |
| view |
You run forward and grab his right arm while he's ... |
10/03/04 |
144 |
| view |
Just before he fires, you hurriedly finish the inc... |
10/03/04 |
130 |
| view |
He doesn't hear a word you say. He was build to ki... |
10/03/04 |
97 |
| view |
I would go through the process of the entire game ... |
10/03/04 |
171 |
| view |
You are handing them out in front of "Ye Olde Loca... |
10/03/04 |
226 |
| view |
Haha you have an old man fetish.... |
10/03/04 |
143 |
| view |
From the shadows, an old man walks in front of you... |
10/03/04 |
128 |
| view |
The old man raises a single finger. "Question one,... |
10/03/04 |
132 |
| view |
The old man lowers his head in sorrow.
Then he lo... |
10/03/04 |
467 |
| view |
"..."
"How many fingers do I have"?... |
10/03/04 |
145 |
| view |
"Correct"
"What color am I thinking of?... |
10/03/04 |
181 |
| view |
Purple is a bitch-ass color, so you get a second g... |
10/03/04 |
83 |
| view |
"And now for the final question... What did I have... |
10/03/04 |
143 |
| view |
Contrary to popular belief, old people do not eat ... |
10/03/04 |
78 |
| view |
The old man smiles kindly and moves aside.
You w... |
10/03/04 |
121 |
| view |
You walk into a door labeled "First Class's Badass... |
10/03/04 |
125 |
| view |
She's not cute, she looks like a vegas whore.... |
10/04/04 |
224 |
| view |
You break into the trunk of a nearby car and pull ... |
10/04/04 |
161 |
| view |
You go look at porn.
THREE DEE PORN!
The boo... |
10/04/04 |
197 |
| view |
You click the link hoping to fin-OH MY FUCKING GOD... |
10/04/04 |
200 |
| view |
After a good hour of cute little animals being bru... |
10/04/04 |
305 |
| view |
From Guam there comes a man,
and his name is Micr... |
10/04/04 |
145 |
| view |
You try to make your way to her, but you get lost ... |
10/04/04 |
330 |
| view |
Oh shut up.
Those Gollum impressions are not funn... |
10/04/04 |
140 |
| view |
You start looking at one of the 8 billion porn sit... |
01/08/05 |
280 |
| view |
By refusing to participate in the bonus round, we ... |
01/08/05 |
122 |
| view |
Thank you!
Your life functions will cease shortly... |
01/08/05 |
93 |
| view |
You eat the cheese fondue and breadsticks. Turns o... |
01/08/05 |
379 |
| view |
Suddenly, an Asian kid eats you like a plate of ho... |
01/08/05 |
136 |
| view |
Yum! Worms!
You're not too sure if you should be ... |
01/08/05 |
263 |
| view |
You go to the food court.
The local food court is... |
01/08/05 |
414 |
| view |
You find a cat from the alley, unzip your pants an... |
01/08/05 |
192 |
| view |
Nah, I think I'll go make some nachos now. If you ... |
01/09/05 |
174 |
| view |
Okay, I'm back. *sets down an extra plate of nacho... |
01/09/05 |
165 |
| view |
Sheeze? What the hell is sheeze? I dunno... *Digs ... |
01/09/05 |
126 |
| view |
Dude, haven't you seen "Super Size Me"? You're so ... |
01/09/05 |
228 |
| view |
As you are handing them out to nuns, Jesus comes u... |
01/09/05 |
127 |
| view |
You eat the baby
What?
You didn't say anythin... |
01/09/05 |
198 |
| view |
You eat the sodium-enriched noodles! Yumpy!
(DI... |
01/09/05 |
464 |
| view |
"DID YOU BRING THE PAINT?" is the first thing you ... |
01/09/05 |
194 |
| view |
Mmmm... Healllallalllla AHHHHHGHHHHHGHGHHHHGGGGGGH... |
01/09/05 |
150 |
| view |
Sorry, it is over!... |
01/09/05 |
113 |
| view |
OMG U F4G S3Z T3H SQURL!!! U L0Z!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOKL... |
01/09/05 |
91 |
| view |
"Well I ain't have none!" She replies.
"But I do ... |
01/10/05 |
272 |
| view |
You eat the pine cone.
After playing your Gamecuc... |
01/10/05 |
196 |
| view |
"If you won't help me, then nobody will!" screams ... |
01/10/05 |
102 |
| view |
Suddenly, as you are about to run like a wussy lit... |
01/10/05 |
94 |
| view |
"I'm not quite sure that you're an airplane," lect... |
01/10/05 |
142 |
| view |
You walk up to Carol. The first thing you notice i... |
01/10/05 |
143 |
| view |
You are? Sorry, no lords of evil allowed, you have... |
01/10/05 |
109 |
| view |
God says, "Why the hell are you praying to me in a... |
01/10/05 |
116 |
| view |
"NOBODY RESISTS MY SEX!!!" She then becomes a tent... |
01/11/05 |
117 |
| view |
Ye have to find thine holy grail. First ye need to... |
01/11/05 |
180 |
| view |
How about that you become a ill-tempered Latino so... |
01/11/05 |
104 |
| view |
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?... |
01/11/05 |
184 |
| view |
I think we already have to many deaths by shitting... |
01/11/05 |
129 |
| view |
You do, but you confuse the Klondike bar with your... |
01/11/05 |
134 |
| view |
... No... just... no...
....
...Fr... |
01/11/05 |
129 |
| view |
Yes, poop my child, poop.... |
01/11/05 |
118 |
| view |
You suddenly suck, you get banned from the arcade.... |
01/11/05 |
157 |
| view |
Suddenly, in India, a nuclear explosion test sudde... |
01/11/05 |
126 |
| view |
{YOU GAIN EFFECT: RETARDED}
RBBBLAABLLBLABLABLL... |
01/13/05 |
188 |
| view |
You eat some hobo beans.... |
01/28/05 |
136 |
| view |
You take a hobo nap.... |
01/28/05 |
136 |
| view |
You walk to the mall.
It's actually wal-mart now,... |
01/28/05 |
176 |
| view |
What should you put on the sign?...... |
01/28/05 |
138 |
| view |
Indeed, hobos often have extremely extensive train... |
01/28/05 |
156 |
| view |
You have no legs.... |
02/05/05 |
152 |
| view |
You know someone who's fat and doing things that s... |
02/06/05 |
182 |
| view |
It involves a big ass and a naked chick in a batht... |
02/06/05 |
191 |
| view |
You're really stupid. I don't like stupid people.... |
02/06/05 |
157 |
| view |
You start to run away from your house, but it does... |
02/20/05 |
140 |
| view |
You walk around looking for someone to throw it at... |
02/20/05 |
221 |
| view |
Hi... |
02/20/05 |
120 |
| view |
There sucks, why not go to the temple of fire and ... |
02/20/05 |
128 |
| view |
Beep... |
02/20/05 |
113 |
| view |
Goop... |
02/26/05 |
140 |
| view |
Excellent! Your first mission is to kill the robot... |
02/26/05 |
211 |
| view |
You never did anything, did you read "You take you... |
02/26/05 |
155 |
| view |
"I rub butter on the microwave" said Gary Coleman ... |
02/26/05 |
129 |
| view |
Is foldgers in your cup!... |
02/26/05 |
99 |
| view |
Dude, he's a MIDGET on a POGO STICK made of UNBORN... |
02/26/05 |
215 |
| view |
You are a fetus.... |
02/26/05 |
140 |
| view |
Suddenly you are drowned by a wave of poop.... |
02/26/05 |
128 |
| view |
The second she hears the word "diet" she starts sc... |
02/26/05 |
172 |
| view |
Oooble booble i are the potatoe QUUUUUUEEEEEEEEMMM... |
02/26/05 |
82 |
| view |
You win!
Your prize?
...
[size=42][b]NOTH... |
02/26/05 |
76 |
| view |
Itchy #1 stands up and licks his eyeballs because ... |
02/28/05 |
152 |
| view |
Suddenly, Itchy's balls drop! He scrambles around ... |
02/28/05 |
96 |
| view |
Itchy #1 falls down.... |
02/28/05 |
94 |
| view |
:[X(]
CANNIBALISM!!!!
(you die)... |
02/28/05 |
81 |
| view |
...to taking another step...
TOWARDS ... |
02/28/05 |
110 |
| view |
No, you aren't.
*doublemint*... |
02/28/05 |
93 |
| view |
ITS HAMTARO TIME!... |
02/28/05 |
105 |
| view |
"Hi, I'm Docter" he says, before suddenly stabbing... |
04/03/05 |
129 |
| view |
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Chr... |
04/03/05 |
87 |
| view |
Haha, satan's such a pussy.
*ends with 60s sitcom... |
04/03/05 |
80 |
| view |
Suddenly, he turns into the hulk and punches your ... |
04/03/05 |
98 |
| view |
No you're not.... |
04/03/05 |
105 |
| view |
The sexy stores are:
Sexy's
Candy's
Sex and C... |
04/03/05 |
240 |
| view |
Boy there sure are a lot of nuts here.
And wood. ... |
04/03/05 |
158 |
| view |
You grab french fries and rub them against your ni... |
04/03/05 |
77 |
| view |
"YOU ARE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS!" Screams the dera... |
04/04/05 |
164 |
| view |
Hello, I'm Jesus, have some wine that was once wat... |
04/10/05 |
181 |
| view |
I made a bell of tacos once it looked like meat an... |
04/10/05 |
200 |
| view |
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
... |
04/10/05 |
171 |
| view |
They're in SPACE!
8-O... |
04/16/05 |
112 |
| view |
It's so magic that it makes the ceiling weep tears... |
04/16/05 |
159 |
| view |
OH NO! ALLERGY!
*You are allergy'd to death*... |
04/16/05 |
93 |
| view |
Ah, so you wish to hear the wonderful story of a c... |
04/16/05 |
86 |
| view |
You crawl under the bed and find out you're in the... |
05/26/05 |
138 |
| view |
You sit in the bathtub and start pretending you're... |
05/26/05 |
90 |
| view |
"I AM BATMAN!" says Batman.
You hotwire the Batmo... |
05/26/05 |
98 |
| view |
7, 8! Shut the gate!
9, 10! GET EATEN BY HENS!
*... |
05/26/05 |
75 |
| view |
CREATURES OF THE DEEP, I COMMAND YOU TO ASSIST ME!... |
05/26/05 |
145 |
| view |
"Me so horny me love you long time."
Their bad gr... |
06/06/05 |
77 |
| view |
I AM NOT USING A DEAD FAD AS A JOKE!
*declares wa... |
06/06/05 |
89 |
| view |
HIDDEN NUCLEAR BOMBED!... |
06/06/05 |
90 |
| view |
He's dead, you necrophiliac bastard.... |
06/06/05 |
96 |
| view |
In Russia, POPE KILLS YOU!
*zapzap*... |
06/06/05 |
106 |
| view |
UH OH!
It's the Death Pepperoni!... |
06/13/05 |
96 |
| view |
IN RUSSIA, ANCHOVIES GET YOU!... |
06/13/05 |
83 |
| view |
Woah....
Far out.... |
06/13/05 |
98 |
| view |
Okay, now you must fill out this form.
*hands you... |
06/13/05 |
83 |
| view |
Now sign here.... |
06/13/05 |
74 |
| view |
God happily agrees and you spend the rest of etern... |
06/16/05 |
76 |
| view |
"Nope, he had a intimate relationship with kittens... |
06/16/05 |
90 |
| view |
Like Hell you will!
You're lucky I don't make thi... |
06/16/05 |
164 |
| view |
you die... |
06/16/05 |
310 |
| view |
"GRAGH!" Says Itchy.
Uh-oh! Looks like somebody's... |
06/17/05 |
90 |
| view |
This Itchy is the only one who is normal.
Isn't t... |
06/17/05 |
101 |
| view |
Oh no!
A random encounter!
*Screen falls apart a... |
06/17/05 |
118 |
| view |
Swordsman counters!
Game Over... |
06/17/05 |
76 |
| view |
Specials:... |
06/17/05 |
87 |
| view |
You really think I'd do something to get myself ba... |
06/17/05 |
59 |
| view |
Wrong.
Turns out there was a mix-up and you were ... |
06/17/05 |
101 |
| view |
In the corner, there is a frighteningly happy lamp... |
06/27/05 |
120 |
| view |
DUN DUN. DOON DOON.
DUN DUN DAH DOON DUH DOON.
*... |
06/27/05 |
92 |
| view |
Before I allow you to enter, you must tell me why ... |
06/27/05 |
290 |
| view |
An eye explodes, covering you with corrosive acids... |
06/27/05 |
89 |
| view |
Fleep... |
06/27/05 |
93 |
| view |
ponk... |
06/27/05 |
88 |
| view |
Colostomy Bag.... |
06/27/05 |
77 |
| view |
Poopie goes in it.... |
06/27/05 |
91 |
| view |
You have failed at life.... |
06/27/05 |
103 |
| view |
You win.... |
06/27/05 |
79 |
| view |
You don't need it.
You just want it.... |
06/27/05 |
122 |
| view |
No use.
She's still running at you.... |
06/27/05 |
115 |
| view |
CHOMP!
You eat her.
Sicko.
Now the police are g... |
06/27/05 |
113 |
| view |
Holy crap!
Drug money!... |
06/27/05 |
110 |
| view |
LOL?
Fuck "LOL"! Just laugh, idiot!
Your head ex... |
06/27/05 |
93 |
| view |
Fuck you.
Yes, you are.... |
06/27/05 |
98 |
| view |
TuCker wants to grow a beard and shave it off, so ... |
06/30/05 |
135 |
| view |
A delicious mixture.
The perfect blend of plastic... |
06/30/05 |
91 |
| view |
We're talking about THE CONTINENT OF SPANNERS!!
... |
06/30/05 |
85 |
| view |
Oh no!
It's the poorly-translated room!
This the... |
06/30/05 |
80 |
| view |
The condition of your other sharp pains. Pebble, p... |
06/30/05 |
73 |
| view |
You kinda start to get nervous.
The ground does l... |
07/01/05 |
94 |
| view |
Cheese makes TuCker constipated.
Now he's all blo... |
07/06/05 |
73 |
| view |
You pop his head, sending candy flying everywhere.... |
07/06/05 |
88 |
| view |
X.... |
07/06/05 |
142 |
| view |
Holy fistbiscuits batman!
It's a homicidal robot!... |
07/06/05 |
125 |
| view |
Your arms fall off and you bleed to death.
=(... |
07/06/05 |
95 |
| view |
Your legs fall off and you bleed to death.
=(... |
07/06/05 |
95 |
| view |
Your nipples fall off and you bleed to death.
=(... |
07/06/05 |
92 |
| view |
Your lips fall off and you bleed to death.
=(... |
07/06/05 |
108 |
| view |
Levitating potatos suck.
Gravy Fairys all the w... |
07/06/05 |
103 |
| view |
You bend your leg up at a 180 degree angle and kic... |
07/06/05 |
113 |
| view |
Legos are for circles!... |
07/06/05 |
88 |
| view |
My nards are full of white fishes.... |
07/06/05 |
93 |
| view |
You spend 20 minutes trying to get it to accept yo... |
08/30/05 |
102 |
| view |
YOUR SORROW IS NOT ENOUGH.
DEATH IS THE ONLY ESCA... |
08/30/05 |
93 |
| view |
'Fraid not.
You're going to die.
*I reach over a... |
08/30/05 |
96 |
| view |
They're what are going right into your scrotum!
*... |
08/30/05 |
83 |
| view |
Nah, some people haven't seen it.
Don't want to s... |
08/30/05 |
114 |
| view |
YOU WON'T! *slits your stomach open and pulls out ... |
08/30/05 |
85 |
| view |
Oh no! A guy in a furry suit was in your bed bangi... |
08/30/05 |
100 |
| view |
3.... |
08/30/05 |
95 |
| view |
What? That's not even a word. You don't make sense... |
08/30/05 |
81 |
| view |
I met him in a swamp down in dagoba,
Where it bub... |
08/30/05 |
96 |
| view |
beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
BEETLEJUICE!
KRA-KOW!... |
08/31/05 |
150 |
| view |
NOES.
:-(
NOW YOU HAVE SYPHILIS.... |
09/01/05 |
115 |
| view |
You die of syphallus.... |
09/01/05 |
218 |
| view |
You get over the syphallus thanks to the help of R... |
09/01/05 |
89 |
| view |
YOU FORGOT SEMICOLON, FUCKFACE!
Also I stabbed ... |
09/01/05 |
78 |
| view |
Shitmat Paul hates the smiley face!
HE SAY "BLURB... |
09/01/05 |
103 |
| view |
WELL UR A SQUAER!!! LOZZLE.
TIEM FOR NONSTOP CHEE... |
09/01/05 |
73 |
| view |
With your +2 mace and your +9 to saving rolls, not... |
09/01/05 |
100 |
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Your fingers are far too comparable to a group of ... |
09/01/05 |
74 |
| view |
Polo... |
09/01/05 |
122 |
| view |
You're supposed to say pol
Suddenly, midway throu... |
09/01/05 |
81 |
| view |
...Polo...... |
09/01/05 |
91 |
| view |
WRONG! Oh no! You've startled Flesh-Eating Paul, T... |
09/01/05 |
94 |
| view |
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Now, off to hell with ye!
*sen... |
09/01/05 |
77 |
| view |
YOU HAVE ADMITTED YOUR UNTRUTHS!
NOW YOU SHALL PE... |
09/01/05 |
89 |
| view |
You suddenly think it'd be a good idea to spray ra... |
09/01/05 |
136 |
| view |
Make sure you clean them off good. *hands you mold... |
09/01/05 |
161 |
| view |
Mmm... Tastes like knox.
I think we should make a... |
09/01/05 |
82 |
| view |
This contains a personal rant, please hit your bac... |
10/11/05 |
106 |
| view |
OH NO YOU EAT IT AND THE CARBON-AYE-SHUN MAKES YOU... |
10/11/05 |
73 |
| view |
lik lik.
*oh shit, you got the lick disease*
lik... |
10/11/05 |
70 |
| view |
CAPS LOCK MAKES ME WET.... |
10/11/05 |
84 |
| view |
It's people!
Walgreens is people!... |
10/11/05 |
108 |
| view |
asdjkj ew gaaae eojatpejapjweiivo m,z;cvp[ eiau ou... |
10/11/05 |
103 |
| view |
dsagd gsdghfdhfdtr bvdbxczdasgsdgadsvxcz
aew,lnvk... |
10/11/05 |
65 |
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oalsdjfijeaw jifpajoiwejpj w
awejgpipwegjanjsdhv... |
10/11/05 |
89 |
| view |
ewklfaueisguohpxcbhj
adgihweogjadfjkdfbn ksdfnln... |
10/11/05 |
99 |
| view |
dasgsdgsd :'(... |
10/11/05 |
85 |
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hy scyllafus a dagrow vordhosbn... |
10/11/05 |
87 |
| view |
drukqs... |
10/11/05 |
66 |
| view |
eoawjgkdfg odjiasghufuckerdafhs... |
10/11/05 |
66 |
| view |
FINALLY.
You remember how to read!... |
10/11/05 |
72 |
| view |
jbfjbbyhonchordiarhjagjrnjgknfsdlb vzxmcnv.... |
10/11/05 |
55 |
| view |
OH NO A TUMOR.... |
10/11/05 |
54 |
| view |
OH NO YOU CLICKED THE SKULL EMOTICON OF DEATH!!!... |
10/11/05 |
69 |
| view |
Oh no the world gets run over by a semi and every1... |
10/11/05 |
126 |
| view |
OH NO IT HAS ARABIES!!
YOU BETAR EAT SOME MOR POW... |
10/27/05 |
93 |
| view |
DEATH THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE:
http://www.infinite... |
10/27/05 |
63 |
| view |
OMG RLY???? I USED 2 KIL FUKZ LEIK U!
AND I STILL... |
10/27/05 |
106 |
| view |
Suddenly, everthing becomes bright colored and sup... |
10/27/05 |
84 |
| view |
On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay is it?... |
10/27/05 |
61 |
| view |
You have found the true end to this story.
The en... |
11/19/05 |
53 |
| view |
Ralph Nader?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
How the he... |
01/30/06 |
97 |
| view |
"I am a sham, ed." You puke.
Wow, you puke words.... |
03/10/06 |
76 |
| view |
It's very cold.... |
03/10/06 |
68 |
| view |
Mmm... Cereal.
You begin to pour captain crunch o... |
08/01/06 |
216 |
| view |
You begin to munch on the captain crunch.
The cer... |
08/01/06 |
98 |
| view |
Your head explodes... |
08/01/06 |
163 |
| view |
YOU HAVE NO HEAD, YOU DUMB BASTARD.... |
08/01/06 |
91 |
| view |
You now are on your first period.... |
08/01/06 |
97 |
| view |
You die.... |
08/01/06 |
64 |
| view |
You start bashing the pieces of captain crunch on ... |
08/20/06 |
113 |
| view |
You stuff bits of cereal in the bloody hold where ... |
08/20/06 |
74 |
| view |
You turn off your computer by means of kicking it ... |
08/20/06 |
102 |
| view |
You spend roughly 6 hours trying to find a way to ... |
08/20/06 |
86 |
| view |
After several hours of hitting the keyboard you ha... |
08/20/06 |
71 |
| view |
Having no other means of transportation at the mom... |
08/20/06 |
56 |
| view |
You fall down an elevator shaft.... |
08/20/06 |
111 |
| view |
Miraculillipitutiouitusly, you get the keyboard wo... |
08/20/06 |
84 |
| view |
You put on your leather jacket and belt, starting ... |
08/20/06 |
79 |
| view |
You take off into the minefield, where you're inst... |
08/20/06 |
82 |
| view |
Right as you seriously begin to attempt the idea, ... |
08/20/06 |
51 |
| view |
You order an ambiguious meal, which you eat with y... |
08/20/06 |
73 |
| view |
...
yup...
fetusy.... |
08/21/06 |
88 |
| view |
YES!!!... |
08/21/06 |
69 |
| view |
YES!!!... |
08/21/06 |
84 |
| view |
Greeble honk momf... |
08/21/06 |
102 |
| view |
Wow, it's a store full of erotic chocolates.
Iron... |
08/21/06 |
127 |
| view |
Over the course of many years, you hollow out an a... |
08/21/06 |
78 |
| view |
Out of nowhere, a black person poofs in.
"WORD UP... |
08/21/06 |
81 |
| view |
You take the delicious bucket of fried chicken fro... |
08/21/06 |
76 |
| view |
You can't decide if you meant "Gut it out" literal... |
08/21/06 |
65 |
| view |
You take a nap.
A 2-day-long nap.
Turns out the ... |
08/21/06 |
51 |
| view |
You begin handing out pictures of your butt in fro... |
08/22/06 |
95 |
| view |
Should you kill him the easy way or the hard way?... |
08/22/06 |
76 |
| view |
You kill the president's evil robot clone.
Wow. T... |
08/22/06 |
91 |
| view |
t t t t t t t t t t t GUMPLE... |
08/22/06 |
143 |
| view |
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
*Stab*... |
08/22/06 |
78 |
| view |
You wake up from this horrible dream.
God that wa... |
08/22/06 |
87 |
| view |
You pick up the knife and kill Will Smith, ending ... |
08/22/06 |
67 |
| view |
Wait, what kind?
Like, GANGSTA or Gangster?... |
08/22/06 |
63 |
| view |
You're doing rather well for a while, until some a... |
08/22/06 |
89 |
| view |
You go for the redneck approach.
All they end u... |
08/22/06 |
90 |
| view |
You're sitting with the sign for a while with no r... |
08/22/06 |
113 |
| view |
Ironically, they give you crack instead of money.... |
08/22/06 |
75 |
| view |
You sit there for 5 days with the sign, not a sing... |
08/22/06 |
83 |
| view |
You have sweet love with a fine piece of dark choc... |
08/22/06 |
97 |
| view |
"KWEH!"... |
08/23/06 |
50 |
| view |
Yes.
Delicious waffles.
Wait. You do me home-m... |
08/23/06 |
46 |
| view |
"KUPO!"... |
08/23/06 |
57 |
| view |
"Look! A three-headed monkey!"... |
08/23/06 |
48 |
| view |
"BEHIND YOU!"... |
08/23/06 |
59 |
| view |
God dammit.
Nothing but an out-of-focus desert.... |
08/23/06 |
61 |
| view |
"Never!" shouts the centaur as he throws you into ... |
09/10/06 |
154 |
| view |
By sheer chance, you find a piece of bread that ha... |
09/10/06 |
66 |
| view |
Itchy is in a panic, he doesn't know what to do. H... |
09/12/06 |
71 |
| view |
Breifly startled by the puzzle solving noise, ... |
09/12/06 |
60 |
| view |
You challenge the write of the slogan to a game of... |
09/12/06 |
90 |
| view |
Fine.
A plane carrying an enormous, boiling tub... |
09/12/06 |
71 |
| view |
Immediately you're tackled by the enemy's offensiv... |
09/12/06 |
75 |
| view |
You keep digging...
And digging...
And digging..... |
09/12/06 |
81 |
| view |
Another trooper leaps into the hole after a while ... |
09/12/06 |
67 |
| view |
You panic in the streets of London, then burn down... |
09/12/06 |
85 |
| view |
You ask the boy why he looks so bothered.
"Heaven... |
09/12/06 |
62 |
| view |
He's pretty happy.
"Last night I dreamed that som... |
09/12/06 |
70 |
| view |
It's actually a choco-dile...
Actually, you're no... |
09/27/06 |
64 |
| view |
ACH! This dragon corpse tastes foul!
You are not ... |
09/27/06 |
92 |
| view |
The hat becomes a top hat.
You sneak up upon the ... |
11/23/06 |
109 |
| view |
No, that's gay.... |
01/30/07 |
42 |
| view |
The movie is apparently a porn/parody of, you gues... |
02/04/07 |
81 |
| view |
You go into the theater and ta-
This room has not... |
02/04/07 |
88 |
| view |
You act on your original idea and get to work on m... |
02/04/07 |
67 |
| view |
After you draw your sword, he immediately begins t... |
02/04/07 |
51 |
| view |
You cannot run through walls today, since you took... |
02/04/07 |
69 |
| view |
A tough looking outlaw draws a revolver.
"I SAID ... |
02/04/07 |
65 |
| view |
ψ˚ψ˚΄∑΅√η≈√’... |
02/04/07 |
51 |
| view |
That's right, because I'm going to kill you.
And ... |
02/04/07 |
64 |
| view |
The wall was too high as you can see,
No matter h... |
02/04/07 |
51 |
| view |
"PIKACHU! PI PIKAPIKAPIKAPI!" the yellow rat begin... |
02/04/07 |
44 |
| view |
You buy yourself a rubber.
As you leave, you reme... |
02/05/07 |
88 |
| view |
You walk up to the stoner and ask him for some coc... |
02/05/07 |
57 |
| view |
Shame on you, son.... |
02/05/07 |
53 |
| view |
Dude, no. This part of the story is bordering on w... |
02/07/07 |
112 |
| view |
Polo!... |
02/07/07 |
44 |
| view |
POLIO.... |
02/07/07 |
61 |
| view |
No, you got polio.... |
02/07/07 |
54 |
| view |
You win!... |
02/07/07 |
59 |
| view |
And anyone with a black soul has a serious medical... |
02/12/07 |
119 |
| view |
You make the wrong muscle movements and now your e... |
02/12/07 |
93 |
| view |
You blink.
After a while you get bored and just... |
02/12/07 |
97 |
| view |
░░░░░░░&... |
02/12/07 |
72 |
| view |
UH OH! ITS A DOUGHNUT!... |
02/19/07 |
64 |
| view |
Your mission is to infiltrate next door and steal ... |
04/21/07 |
84 |
| view |
You smack her right across the face, sending more ... |
07/02/07 |
57 |
| view |
Your penis turns to chocolate.
You break it off a... |
07/02/07 |
56 |
| view |
Upon saying this, a pin-sized hole in the sky sudd... |
08/21/07 |
44 |
| view |
And nobody ever hears of your name on TV again. Wa... |
08/21/07 |
47 |
| view |
You walk up to the Colonel.
"Hello, Mr. Sanders... |
08/21/07 |
28 |
| view |
With a great inward force, the very concept of new... |
08/21/07 |
49 |
| view |
You can't read signs.
You walk into [i]a[/i] st... |
08/21/07 |
47 |
| view |
The doctor is out.... |
08/21/07 |
78 |
| view |
Elvis is dead.
Though his twin brother is here.... |
08/21/07 |
50 |
| view |
∂˚ψ˚∑ψ˚ ˚£ψΊ·... |
08/21/07 |
34 |
| view |
΅©‘... |
08/21/07 |
30 |
| view |
You kick his balls under a counter and hear them f... |
08/23/07 |
33 |
| view |
You have ruined a good pair of pants.
Minnicorr... |
08/23/07 |
28 |
| view |
You are now a 80 foot tall woman.... |
08/23/07 |
61 |
| view |
It hurts you more than it does tokyo, I think.
Yo... |
08/23/07 |
42 |
| view |
God himself descends from his heavenly palace to c... |
08/23/07 |
33 |
| view |
You veer down Pine Road.
You hit a small child.... |
08/23/07 |
51 |
| view |
You grab a shark by the tongue. He eats your arm.
... |
08/23/07 |
47 |
| view |
There's a sunken pirate ship right above you. Look... |
08/23/07 |
31 |
| view |
You eat yourself.... |
08/23/07 |
36 |
| view |
In return, the references question your sexuality.... |
08/23/07 |
40 |
| view |
Gay as the day is long.... |
08/23/07 |
30 |
| view |
She likes that.... |
08/23/07 |
40 |
| view |
You're so fat that Mexico hides out in [i]you[/i]... |
08/24/07 |
29 |
| view |
Because you're a moron that doesn't know it's pron... |
08/24/07 |
26 |
| view |
Someone else found our secret area. He has superio... |
08/24/07 |
36 |
| view |
How vague...
Of all the places that finger could ... |
08/24/07 |
38 |
| view |
You have no pie.
But you do have some razor wire.... |
08/30/07 |
40 |
| view |
You kill yourself.... |
08/31/07 |
27 |
| view |
The "d" dies.
God strikes you dead where you stan... |
08/31/07 |
29 |
| view |
You spell "mold" as "mould", and with that you hav... |
12/09/07 |
32 |
| view |
Yee-haha!... |
12/09/07 |
37 |
| view |
WOAH HO HO HERE COMES THE PART WHERE YOU GO INTO T... |
12/09/07 |
33 |
| view |
SUDDEN DROPOFF! AHH!... |
12/09/07 |
38 |
| view |
I THINK I SEE A LIGHT OH BOY!... |
12/09/07 |
35 |
| view |
Your bracing does no good as the razor wire stretc... |
12/09/07 |
33 |
| view |
You dig his grave, but you make sure that it's sha... |
12/10/07 |
32 |
| view |
But it's fun gettin' into trouble!... |
12/10/07 |
36 |
| view |
Yes. That bottle is full of discolored water.
Let... |
12/11/07 |
29 |
| view |
buts n a can lozl... |
12/11/07 |
30 |
| view |
When life gives you lemons, have a party.... |
12/11/07 |
49 |
| view |
Where?... |
12/11/07 |
30 |
| view |
¨˚ √¨ ΅ψ˙΄¨√˚΄ εί... |
12/11/07 |
29 |
| view |
g - a silver wand.... |
12/14/07 |
36 |
| view |
Hobby lobby doesn't sell books, asswipe.
But you ... |
12/14/07 |
24 |
| view |
It is here within door number tree that MegaProto ... |
12/14/07 |
26 |
| view |
You're in Russia, and in Russia, guns shoot everyo... |
12/14/07 |
34 |
| view |
You open the door and run into the haunted woods. ... |
12/16/07 |
45 |
| view |
... |
12/16/07 |
36 |
| view |
You spend a good few hours trying to find somebody... |
06/25/08 |
20 |
| view |
You cut open her abdomen and begin to suck the fat... |
06/25/08 |
27 |
| view |
HELLO CHOCOBODEMON17.
I AM DAVIS.
I WILL BE ... |
06/25/08 |
20 |
| view |
You spend a good 3 minutes and 59 seconds pushing ... |
06/25/08 |
29 |
| view |
Shit, son! Get the fuck down!
A group of Vietco... |
06/25/08 |
24 |
| view |
Your magic numbers are
5 9 33 12 4... |
06/25/08 |
20 |
| view |
OH NO! IT'S WILLING!
YOU LOSE!... |
06/25/08 |
19 |
| view |
WAIT THIS IS A RIPOFF OF RETARDED ANIMAL BABIES. I... |
06/25/08 |
19 |
| view |
I'll trade you a Growlithe and some Doublemint gum... |
06/25/08 |
21 |
| view |
You call the police department and tell them that ... |
06/26/08 |
18 |
| view |
The floor smells like the theme to Cheers.
When... |
06/26/08 |
18 |
| view |
Yes. You just pushed them in the grinder. Of cours... |
06/26/08 |
23 |
| view |
I look at you with a raised eyebrow, "What?" I say... |
06/27/08 |
17 |
| view |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"BEWARE, I LIVE!"~~~~~~... |
06/27/08 |
22 |
| view |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!"~~~... |
06/27/08 |
31 |
| view |
Your hands turn into demonic claws, which reach th... |
06/27/08 |
20 |
| view |
YUr at a HAMREs and deh KOOPABROS hv take hamrs OH... |
06/27/08 |
17 |
| view |
Turns out it did end in death!... |
06/27/08 |
19 |
| view |
You build a sandcastle on the beach.
After you'... |
06/27/08 |
24 |
| view |
You walk into the alley and crouch in wait for som... |
06/27/08 |
21 |
| view |
You keep tryin' to climb it, but whenever you get ... |
06/27/08 |
16 |
| view |
And you go up to a thug gangster who is like "Yo M... |
06/27/08 |
16 |
| view |
Because subjecting you to the bum bum song wasn't ... |
06/27/08 |
15 |
| view |
"Well?" God says.... |
06/27/08 |
16 |
| view |
You would, but Upton Sinclair is watching you. Wit... |
06/28/08 |
21 |
| view |
Suddenly, your heart seizes up and you drop dead.
... |
06/28/08 |
22 |
| view |
"That's right!
There are many forms of birth cont... |
06/28/08 |
29 |
| view |
"The only true form of pregnancy-free sex is to be... |
06/28/08 |
24 |
| view |
You don't do that, now, boy.... |
11/10/08 |
4 |
| view |
Like Elvis, his brother knew how to shake, and his... |
11/16/08 |
2 |
| view |
I don't think the poop would like that.... |
11/16/08 |
2 |
| view |
YOU ARE NOW GENERAL ZOD.... |
11/16/08 |
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