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Your mom is drunk from a party out at the local Lo... |
01/08/05 |
219 |
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"Hallo! Hallo! I am fungus man!"
Well, you cert... |
01/08/05 |
208 |
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This picture just about sums up what I want to say... |
01/08/05 |
174 |
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You walk up to him and strip to the buff.
"Oh, ... |
01/09/05 |
165 |
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I think somebody forgot to fill in the choices. Sm... |
01/09/05 |
158 |
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There's a cute little squirrel allready behind the... |
01/09/05 |
171 |
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Yummers! Pizza for the whole family!... |
01/09/05 |
161 |
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Rabies. Duh.... |
01/09/05 |
113 |
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Nachoes are something completely different from pi... |
01/09/05 |
154 |
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Hello, I'm a straight-curious lesbian. **** me.... |
01/09/05 |
166 |
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Well, that was a smart one. I don't know why you c... |
01/09/05 |
113 |
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You think you're going to get your free kicks that... |
01/09/05 |
116 |
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Look at this incredible menu! They all look so goo... |
01/09/05 |
251 |
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Taking over the world is not a complete sentance, ... |
01/09/05 |
102 |
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Only guess what? Ryan didn't write this next part!... |
01/09/05 |
101 |
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Oh, so you like poisonberries, huh?
Yeah, poiso... |
01/09/05 |
122 |
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The woman at the counter looks at you with astonis... |
01/09/05 |
147 |
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Pervert.... |
01/09/05 |
160 |
| view |
The power of friendship! Yay!
The squirrel's na... |
01/09/05 |
134 |
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"Hi" you say awkwardly.
Jeff turns to look at y... |
01/10/05 |
177 |
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You distract one of the oldies long enough for Jef... |
01/10/05 |
192 |
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Wait a minute! There's no swear that begins with s... |
01/10/05 |
147 |
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You take the game home, turn on the PS2, and begin... |
01/10/05 |
166 |
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You buy a puppy and name him Grover. Unfortunately... |
01/10/05 |
122 |
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"Hey, you!" an American officer shouts, and shoots... |
01/10/05 |
101 |
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Where to go?... |
01/10/05 |
108 |
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The guard rolls his eyes at you. "Nice try, little... |
01/10/05 |
108 |
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You don't have a gun, asshole.... |
01/10/05 |
96 |
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It's dark.... |
01/10/05 |
112 |
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*Mmmmmromph!*
Yeah, nice one, Sassy-Pants. You ... |
01/10/05 |
166 |
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"I'm not giving my pie to the likes of you, little... |
01/10/05 |
139 |
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His eyes grow wet and he begins to cry. You just m... |
01/10/05 |
111 |
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As you storm down from the top of the hill, your l... |
01/10/05 |
121 |
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Your parents warned you never to go in here, but t... |
01/10/05 |
113 |
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The Chupacabra catches you in its claws, which rip... |
01/10/05 |
82 |
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You did that already.... |
01/13/05 |
120 |
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Wheee! You're in the house!... |
01/13/05 |
200 |
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Whoohoo! You're in the upstairs hallway!... |
01/13/05 |
196 |
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You step inside mommy's room. There's a lump in th... |
01/13/05 |
171 |
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Mmm, cozy and hot. The covers are moving.... |
01/13/05 |
169 |
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You head off into the coyote pack, facing certain ... |
01/31/05 |
126 |
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Smart move, running right into the waiting arms of... |
01/31/05 |
94 |
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God laughs. "You're asking ME for help? I don't kn... |
01/31/05 |
109 |
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The results of this fight would be best described ... |
02/01/05 |
97 |
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You think you can kick ME???
Hmmmmmmm?
You g... |
02/01/05 |
134 |
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"Graah! Schmeeph tlop chlaah! Brag graah!"
The ... |
02/06/05 |
281 |
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"Ouyay reaay aay enispay!" shouts the alien. Clear... |
02/06/05 |
170 |
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That's mean. Fat chicks are our friends.... |
02/06/05 |
184 |
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You let out a long, low, BELCH.
That was not a ... |
02/28/05 |
105 |
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You try to put the nachoes into your mouth, but du... |
02/28/05 |
97 |
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U EAT TEH NACHOZ ADN TEHY TASTE GUD BUT U GET CHEE... |
02/28/05 |
213 |
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Anger Paul doesn't approve of your pants. Please c... |
02/28/05 |
97 |
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This time, you let out a burp. Keep going, you'll ... |
02/28/05 |
99 |
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Um... that was a fart. You sure have trouble contr... |
02/28/05 |
105 |
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This time, you try with all your might to let out ... |
02/28/05 |
97 |
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No you didn't. You're lying. Go on and chage them ... |
02/28/05 |
96 |
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YES!
*forces you to write "I am a pervert" one ... |
02/28/05 |
101 |
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You dance. You're bad at it. You need lessons.... |
02/28/05 |
130 |
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I am a pervert. I am a pervert. I am a pervert. I ... |
02/28/05 |
81 |
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"I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and think of... |
02/28/05 |
92 |
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There are many loverly stores to shop from. You ch... |
04/03/05 |
370 |
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There are three stores that have to do with pets.
... |
04/03/05 |
179 |
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There are five clothing stores.
Abercrombie & F... |
04/03/05 |
230 |
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"Why, hello! And welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch!" ... |
04/03/05 |
167 |
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"Atten-shun!" Shouts Navy Captain Starboard Paul a... |
04/03/05 |
138 |
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You try to jump the gap, but fall three feet short... |
04/03/05 |
128 |
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There is no sixth store. It is only an illusion ca... |
04/03/05 |
142 |
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Dr. Sturbridge is giving out free samples today! A... |
04/04/05 |
129 |
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As you walk into the dimly lit pet store, you can ... |
04/04/05 |
134 |
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You find yourself in a white room with no door and... |
04/04/05 |
102 |
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You walk into the store, and a naked hermaphroditi... |
04/10/05 |
161 |
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"Hello, Papa. I'm Sexy." says a blonde hippie in a... |
04/15/05 |
183 |
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So can I. But you don't hear me complaining.... |
04/16/05 |
102 |
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Well, at least you're being honest about it. Here,... |
04/16/05 |
103 |
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Well, I'm not gonna kill you.
Just kidding.... |
04/16/05 |
95 |
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A man named Tucker walks over to you and says "SCH... |
04/16/05 |
127 |
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You levetate on over to a chicken with one eye in ... |
05/26/05 |
84 |
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"I will tell you," says God, "right after you make... |
05/26/05 |
95 |
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That's probably why you have no friends, Timothy T... |
05/26/05 |
139 |
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Or are you?
You open your eyes, and find yourse... |
05/28/05 |
123 |
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You pick up a large blue hammer and hold it though... |
06/30/05 |
110 |
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Key to the masterpeice!... |
06/30/05 |
71 |
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Hate is a very strong word. Perhaps he doesn't lik... |
06/30/05 |
80 |
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"¡Hola! Mi nombre es Sr. Paulito, y soy un meriach... |
06/30/05 |
107 |
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"LOOK OUT!!" screams the nurse who happened to be ... |
07/01/05 |
107 |
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Chompity chomp chomp glutton pants!
The police ... |
07/06/05 |
114 |
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When you punch her, she blows up into 150 smithero... |
07/06/05 |
89 |
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It's the 65-letter swear word! Where did they lear... |
07/06/05 |
82 |
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Homophobes should die.... |
07/06/05 |
100 |
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Butts lol... |
07/06/05 |
80 |
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You become a millionaire and everybody likes you b... |
07/06/05 |
92 |
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Video games are for triangles!... |
07/06/05 |
77 |
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CYOA is for [u]NARDS[/u]!... |
07/06/05 |
75 |
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SUDDENY A RHINO!!
:-O... |
08/30/05 |
74 |
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BUT IT WASN'T A SHINY THING IT WAS ACTUALLY SHARP ... |
09/01/05 |
92 |
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LOL U WIPED UR BUT... |
09/01/05 |
86 |
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In triplicate.... |
09/01/05 |
70 |
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That form was a contract donating your soul to Sat... |
09/01/05 |
72 |
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Fat Chick sits in the corner, blubbering and sobbi... |
08/21/06 |
120 |
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"LET'S GOOO!" you say.
"LOL OK."
"HERE WE GO... |
08/21/06 |
103 |
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PASTA AND NOODLES CANNOT COEXIST IN THE SAME PLACE... |
08/21/06 |
101 |
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Do do do do do do do do...
Oh look, you're in a... |
08/21/06 |
98 |
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She eats so much steak she turns into a steak mons... |
08/22/06 |
86 |
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Oh, yeah... Nukes solve everything! You nuke your ... |
08/22/06 |
87 |
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All of Metabad's choices have to do with cake or s... |
08/22/06 |
66 |
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Did you click on all of those other choices?
I ... |
08/22/06 |
72 |
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You nuke the dresser! *KABISCH*
What else can y... |
08/22/06 |
65 |
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You nuke the world, with you included. Dumbass.
... |
08/22/06 |
75 |
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Yay, you made a clown!
I don't really know what... |
08/22/06 |
73 |
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Ok, so once upon a time there was You. You were bo... |
08/22/06 |
70 |
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I LIED.
<-- This is an end. END.... |
08/22/06 |
64 |
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You ass. If you had kept the keyboard how it was, ... |
08/22/06 |
80 |
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You're character's male? Ok, good. That explains a... |
08/22/06 |
84 |
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Lucky Charms is by far the best cereal. Think abou... |
08/22/06 |
82 |
| view |
You don't like lesbians? Why don't you like lesbia... |
08/22/06 |
63 |
| view |
The lesbians run away from you because you are MAL... |
08/22/06 |
66 |
| view |
I don't know how to tell this to you, so I'm going... |
08/22/06 |
70 |
| view |
We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, s... |
08/22/06 |
72 |
| view |
You poop on some stuff. Lolz shitty powers.... |
08/22/06 |
90 |
| view |
It's MinniCorr, the evil twin of MiniCorr! What to... |
08/22/06 |
103 |
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Your car and the button of Mach 5 are pushed, prom... |
08/22/06 |
67 |
| view |
We add ourselves into these stories a lot.
*Poi... |
08/22/06 |
58 |
| view |
You can't. You don't have any legs. I wasn't aware... |
08/22/06 |
64 |
| view |
The rocks pelting you gives you a huge hard-on, wh... |
08/23/06 |
82 |
| view |
I am. I'm also that CoreyTheCh8t guy who joined th... |
08/23/06 |
64 |
| view |
The whale waves back at you with a big happy fin. ... |
08/23/06 |
74 |
| view |
When I read that, I thought it said "chimps".
O... |
08/23/06 |
66 |
| view |
"You? You came from about ten steps that way." He ... |
08/23/06 |
70 |
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That's sort of how I feel. That means we can be fr... |
08/23/06 |
65 |
| view |
YOU LOST. Mimes can't talk, dickhead.... |
08/23/06 |
64 |
| view |
Very good. So, mime... would you like something to... |
08/23/06 |
64 |
| view |
You run and run and run and run, but you blow up 3... |
08/23/06 |
57 |
| view |
You nuke your puppy. *KASPLOOGE*
What else can ... |
08/23/06 |
72 |
| view |
That can't be how you spell it. Is it?
*Gets ou... |
08/25/06 |
96 |
| view |
I don't even know what that is.
You die for bre... |
08/25/06 |
84 |
| view |
"Hey Billy-Bo. Wanna russle?"
"Sure thing, Jim ... |
08/25/06 |
89 |
| view |
New Mexico begins to cry and runs over to it's mom... |
08/25/06 |
77 |
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Heh heh. I looked back at the article, and it actu... |
08/25/06 |
77 |
| view |
Nice shuffle.... |
08/25/06 |
87 |
| view |
You are now the dictator of America.
Little kno... |
08/25/06 |
88 |
| view |
And she does.... |
08/25/06 |
68 |
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This is the time where we stop you for a bit to ge... |
08/25/06 |
82 |
| view |
Aww, thanks buddy. *Gives you a hug*.... |
08/25/06 |
83 |
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Who do you want to shout at.... |
08/25/06 |
87 |
| view |
You sit around, sticking out your chin and sucking... |
08/25/06 |
73 |
| view |
You grow up to become the greatest MC ever. Except... |
08/25/06 |
74 |
| view |
the story is called "The incrediby ****ed up journ... |
08/25/06 |
71 |
| view |
No, you suck.
A magic pixie comes along and tur... |
08/25/06 |
65 |
| view |
No, no, no, no.
Ok, so here's the story, fellow... |
10/09/06 |
62 |
| view |
He jumps, somersaults through the air, does one of... |
10/09/06 |
54 |
| view |
I know a girl named Robyn. She can be pretty funny... |
10/09/06 |
68 |
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Your daddy's severed parts shower over your giggli... |
10/09/06 |
70 |
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Eww... I'm not touching the sperm of another man. ... |
10/09/06 |
82 |
| view |
Horrible.... |
10/09/06 |
60 |
| view |
...And shimmy-shake a little bit to the left.... |
10/09/06 |
76 |
| view |
"HEY DOOKIE GO OIL MY CAT," you bellow.
"Otay,"... |
10/09/06 |
61 |
| view |
You do.... |
02/04/07 |
38 |
| view |
The Magical Turkey Fairy flies down and hands you ... |
02/05/07 |
61 |
| view |
Ok, so you know mini-marshmallows? The kinds that ... |
02/05/07 |
65 |
| view |
You run to the Gap, hoping to get your $50 broken ... |
02/05/07 |
61 |
| view |
Why is that always an option in just about any CYO... |
02/05/07 |
48 |
| view |
When I went to summer camp one time, me and some f... |
02/05/07 |
49 |
| view |
I'm not really big on guns, I guess. I silence vio... |
02/05/07 |
49 |
| view |
NOT A COMPLETE SENTENCE.
Happy Die!... |
02/05/07 |
62 |
| view |
I decided that I don't like "kehana".... |
02/05/07 |
54 |
| view |
No!
You live. :-D irony... |
02/05/07 |
56 |
| view |
YOU GET SOOPER POWARRRRS!!!!1
And then you have... |
02/05/07 |
80 |
| view |
You bite a rat and get rabies. Talk about original... |
02/15/07 |
78 |
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You go to the temple of whatever it was called to ... |
02/15/07 |
66 |
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"NO! DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP! WAAAAAAH LA LA LA! ... |
02/15/07 |
58 |
| view |
Hooray! Orgy time!
They day starts, and you wak... |
02/16/07 |
54 |
| view |
No, you're just standing in the chimney.
You wa... |
02/16/07 |
52 |
| view |
You turn the clock upside-down. Oh, so that's what... |
02/16/07 |
65 |
| view |
The months breeze by as you prepare for the big da... |
06/28/08 |
28 |
| view |
She nods. Her cheeks and chins wiggle, and you lau... |
06/28/08 |
27 |
| view |
"Yugh nuhhuh fuhhbluh," she articulates. She's rea... |
06/28/08 |
23 |
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She grins. Or she would, if the muscles in her fac... |
06/28/08 |
32 |
| view |
You fling poop around everywhere.... |
06/28/08 |
16 |
| view |
Come on.
...You're an idiot.... |
06/28/08 |
22 |
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It's still several weeks before your wedding day, ... |
06/28/08 |
27 |
| view |
"Enghhhhhhhhhh." Fat Chick moans again.
"You ca... |
06/28/08 |
29 |
| view |
"Aha!" you shout. You hurl a firecracker right up ... |
06/28/08 |
19 |
| view |
"There's only one thing left to do!" you say, with... |
06/28/08 |
24 |
| view |
With the baby tucked under your armpit, you emerge... |
06/28/08 |
23 |
| view |
"The baby is a boy," the doctor continues.
You ... |
06/28/08 |
24 |
| view |
The years pass by quickly in a sentence. or two.
... |
06/28/08 |
23 |
| view |
There's a flash of light, and then everything goes... |
06/28/08 |
21 |
| view |
There is a puff of smoke, and you cough as it fill... |
06/28/08 |
19 |
| view |
"Fuck you, Jew-Hater," you say, and push the butto... |
06/28/08 |
20 |
| view |
"You're dead to me, kitty cat," you exclaim, and p... |
06/28/08 |
22 |
| view |
A hobo you become.
You grow a beard, you stop b... |
06/28/08 |
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