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PG: Sexual humor, sexual situations
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10/01/04 |
1807 |
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You wake up from an exciting dream. You feel this ... |
10/01/04 |
1233 |
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Your wife says: "Oh, no, I thought we could have a... |
10/01/04 |
672 |
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Your wife looks upset. "Why would you say such thi... |
10/01/04 |
473 |
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"Sure! I was hoping you'd say that!" We'll now lea... |
10/01/04 |
794 |
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You leave a bewildered wife back at home, she was ... |
10/01/04 |
426 |
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Ah, the joys of holy matrimony! After relieving yo... |
10/01/04 |
585 |
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"You want a divorce? Well f@#$ you!" your wife spi... |
10/01/04 |
342 |
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You open the school doors and check out the girls.... |
10/01/04 |
349 |
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Ooh, Hollywood! Finally, you could get a chance at... |
10/01/04 |
315 |
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You get to the stripclub. A woman with voluptous b... |
10/01/04 |
325 |
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Another day at the old workplace, eh? As you eat s... |
10/01/04 |
552 |
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"Humph! I should think not! You're fired!" she scr... |
10/01/04 |
369 |
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The lady inspects you quite personally and you: (P... |
10/01/04 |
554 |
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The bar is pretty full. Bound to be someone intere... |
10/01/04 |
279 |
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You enter the jail. A man who calls himself The-Ma... |
10/01/04 |
288 |
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You go to the retirement home. An elderly woman co... |
10/01/04 |
290 |
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Ah, the city of love! You see a few women: a blond... |
10/01/04 |
486 |
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As you wade in the lake naked, you spot a topless ... |
10/01/04 |
422 |
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The judge agrees to your abnormal request. You ask... |
10/01/04 |
313 |
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When you reach Cape Cod, you remember thousands of... |
10/01/04 |
283 |
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Man, you're 23 and the girl is only 14, and you ha... |
10/01/04 |
311 |
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Luckily, the girl was an adult. Good job. You leav... |
10/01/04 |
290 |
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You attempt to f the teacher but get and F instead... |
10/01/04 |
268 |
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The custodian agrees and she waps you with her mop... |
10/01/04 |
253 |
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Jennifer Lopez flatly refuses to have intercourse ... |
10/01/04 |
255 |
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After you tried to stick your spear in her rear Br... |
10/01/04 |
248 |
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Carmen Electra asks why you want to unhh! with her... |
10/01/04 |
248 |
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Who cares if she's old, it's what's under the shir... |
10/01/04 |
246 |
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What a good answer! You have a wonderful time with... |
10/01/04 |
284 |
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"Have it your way!" she says. "I'm off for the nex... |
10/01/04 |
204 |
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"No! I value loyalty! Stripping is an honorable tr... |
10/01/04 |
270 |
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The nation's capital? Who are you going to find th... |
10/01/04 |
620 |
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"Never!" she shrieks. "It is a Clinton's duty, to ... |
10/01/04 |
288 |
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"Oh yes!" says Monica. You fill her taco and then ... |
10/01/04 |
526 |
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George Bush???? The worst president ever? What bad... |
10/01/04 |
205 |
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The blonde agrees and you two go to the backroom f... |
10/01/04 |
264 |
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Duh! She's a lesbian! She says to find a man. You:... |
10/01/04 |
238 |
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He told you his name. And you said yes. He kills y... |
10/01/04 |
169 |
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"No?" the man laughs. "Are you gay? Oh well, you a... |
10/01/04 |
231 |
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Well, you just did an old woman. That's sick. You ... |
10/01/04 |
210 |
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The woman beats you over the head with her walker ... |
10/01/04 |
146 |
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Okay, you want to fight all of the cops. Seven-on-... |
10/02/04 |
238 |
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The police arrest you. You are thrown in a jail ce... |
10/02/04 |
231 |
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Laughing insanely, you poke a policeman in the che... |
10/02/04 |
186 |
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You and the mermaid have an excitingly fishy time.... |
10/03/04 |
380 |
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"I need some help!" the man cries. "My wife is com... |
10/06/04 |
183 |
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"Oh, you want tou get horny?" she asks, and begins... |
10/08/04 |
224 |
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"Again?" she gasps. "Hell no, you really weren't t... |
10/09/04 |
416 |
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Oh yeah, those bald womenare really attractive. An... |
10/26/04 |
282 |
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Fire heals all! You torch her until she is all nic... |
10/26/04 |
272 |
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"Other things? You wouldn't help an old man who ne... |
01/04/05 |
114 |
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"Yeah, I'll help you out," you tell him. "Where is... |
01/04/05 |
138 |
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You enter the Cave of Certain Death. It is full wi... |
01/04/05 |
146 |
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Ah yes, you're goin' to Sesame Street, gotta get t... |
01/04/05 |
169 |
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You turn around. Well, dumb a@#, this is a highway... |
01/04/05 |
170 |
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"Thank you," you tell the woman.
"Well, aren't... |
01/04/05 |
407 |
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Well, man, nothing you can do is going to make a l... |
01/07/05 |
181 |
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"Oh, but I do!" she assures you and begins to take... |
01/07/05 |
258 |
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"Alright, I'm going, I'm going," you leave the wom... |
01/07/05 |
245 |
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You go to momma's house and knock on the door.
... |
01/08/05 |
182 |
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Stabbing the woman in the gut, you kill her. What ... |
01/22/05 |
152 |
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She punches you in the face, crotch, and even the ... |
01/22/05 |
150 |
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You head towards the Holy Church of God. As it sud... |
01/22/05 |
145 |
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"Really? I always thought a D size was tiny! That'... |
05/17/05 |
143 |
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This answer was not a mistake. You go to Required.... |
05/17/05 |
143 |
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As we all know, that's where the vampires live. If... |
05/17/05 |
149 |
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Well, dumb-ass, you were there a few seconds befor... |
05/18/05 |
154 |
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Oh yeah. Moscow. Russians. Russian girls.
You k... |
06/20/05 |
192 |
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You smack them with your little girly punches and ... |
01/07/06 |
125 |
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You bite one of the police officers in the arm and... |
01/07/06 |
133 |
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While you are given holy communion you whisper to ... |
01/07/06 |
116 |
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You arrive at the local pet store and take a look ... |
03/05/06 |
159 |
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You get married to the woman and have ugly ugly ch... |
04/23/06 |
262 |
