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You wake up on the floor of what appears to be Rob... |
11/14/04 |
2023 |
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No, you suck. Choose something else, looser.... |
11/14/04 |
385 |
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Stop crying, you pansy! Besides, seeing a man the ... |
11/14/04 |
436 |
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That away champ! You stand up straight and walk ou... |
11/14/04 |
1369 |
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You wander up to Robbie's room, his door is closed... |
11/14/04 |
521 |
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"GOD DAMN IT STE--..." You hear a loud "POP" follo... |
11/14/04 |
314 |
| view |
In this episode, Leonardo leads the turtles on an ... |
11/14/04 |
356 |
| view |
You walk to the door. Burger is in his yoga crosse... |
11/14/04 |
639 |
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You slam open the sliding glass door. "HOWDY BURGE... |
11/14/04 |
427 |
| view |
You look around wondering what to do, the demons k... |
11/14/04 |
251 |
| view |
You move to the demon, you grab the baseball bat o... |
11/14/04 |
161 |
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You turn to go inside when you see Robbie tumbelin... |
11/14/04 |
271 |
| view |
You hand Robbie the bat but in that split second h... |
11/14/04 |
117 |
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You wind up the bat and swing as hard as you possi... |
11/14/04 |
123 |
| view |
Are you retared?! He just took a shot in the pills... |
11/14/04 |
135 |
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"Burger, do something!" you yell over the noise of... |
11/14/04 |
549 |
| view |
You ask the demons how they are doing. One respond... |
11/14/04 |
261 |
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You run back through the house with Burger as the ... |
11/14/04 |
489 |
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You look behind you; the demons directly in front ... |
11/14/04 |
195 |
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You jump into Norman and hit the reverse, as you l... |
11/14/04 |
223 |
| view |
You feel slightly better now, but the fact still r... |
11/14/04 |
147 |
| view |
Well, I sincerely hope you enjoyed yourself. Now b... |
11/22/04 |
242 |
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You take 680 as south as it will go and then hop o... |
11/22/04 |
405 |
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You slow down right next to the Volvo, point direc... |
11/22/04 |
166 |
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You slow down next to the Volvo and wait a few mom... |
11/22/04 |
228 |
| view |
She looks stunned, yet manages to respond, "I have... |
11/22/04 |
403 |
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She looks at you with confused anger. "Say that ag... |
11/22/04 |
252 |
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"If you are evil, then yes, I shall" she responds ... |
11/22/04 |
250 |
| view |
You see a momentary blur, she is back where she wa... |
11/22/04 |
146 |
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She looks confused, stairs at Burger, "This one is... |
11/22/04 |
196 |
| view |
"Shut up dude! I do not" "Do to" you respond. "NOO... |
11/23/04 |
121 |
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You decide against the whole thinking thing for th... |
11/25/04 |
344 |
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"Oh." Burger responds. He makes a valid argument, ... |
11/25/04 |
159 |
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"Disneyland!" you shout. Burger sighs, "Well, why ... |
11/25/04 |
371 |
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"Awesome plan… for a chicken!" Robbie says, ... |
11/25/04 |
179 |
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"Santa Cruz," you say "I have some friends who are... |
11/25/04 |
225 |
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"Margaritaville!" you announce "to find my lost sh... |
11/26/04 |
203 |
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Norman's engine roars for a slight second but then... |
11/26/04 |
187 |
| view |
A white light begins to glow from Norman but after... |
11/26/04 |
169 |
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Norm decides the Mormon thing to do in this situat... |
11/26/04 |
212 |
| view |
Norm pretty much does his own thing, you can't rea... |
11/26/04 |
183 |
| view |
Norm comes to a full and complete stop and then al... |
11/26/04 |
302 |
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Mike slaps your hand right as the thought enters y... |
11/26/04 |
174 |
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“Back, Steve" he says as he and Derek enter ... |
11/26/04 |
288 |
| view |
"Dude, I’m not gonna get to score with the p... |
11/26/04 |
212 |
| view |
"Well it appears that once again the forces of lig... |
11/26/04 |
220 |
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You all pile back into the car and continue the jo... |
11/26/04 |
288 |
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"Steve I'm from the future, you sent me back to th... |
11/26/04 |
160 |
| view |
You wonder for a sec about why demons are attackin... |
11/26/04 |
212 |
| view |
The thought crosses your mind to get some gas so y... |
12/06/04 |
177 |
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Gas is for pansies you decide. So you head straigh... |
12/06/04 |
132 |
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You roll up to the somewhat populated front lot an... |
12/06/04 |
367 |
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You roll to the back lot; there is no one in the l... |
12/06/04 |
176 |
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You kick the leprechaun in, well, the leprechaun. ... |
12/06/04 |
98 |
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"Who are you and what are you doing in the back of... |
12/06/04 |
181 |
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You wind up to kick him in his pot of gold when yo... |
12/06/04 |
85 |
| view |
His poetry makes you sad yet vaguely horny. Its be... |
12/06/04 |
91 |
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You whip it out to do your business, when an angry... |
12/06/04 |
187 |
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You wonder into the bathroom and head towards the ... |
12/06/04 |
207 |
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You look away and try your best to ignore him; how... |
12/06/04 |
110 |
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You pee on him, but he doesn’t seem to notic... |
12/06/04 |
124 |
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You check and then realize it was down. Whew, you ... |
12/06/04 |
266 |
| view |
You look around Denny's. It's populated with a cou... |
12/06/04 |
256 |
| view |
"I wonder how this will end up" Burger says. "I me... |
12/06/04 |
306 |
| view |
Are you sure you want to place that order? Once yo... |
12/06/04 |
396 |
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You place the order for the brownie, Robbie and Bu... |
12/06/04 |
231 |
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You pour water on the little guy, luckily it’... |
12/06/04 |
307 |
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Three demons burst in from the right and Robbie gr... |
12/07/04 |
190 |
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As the demons come crashing through, Burger hums t... |
12/07/04 |
148 |
| view |
The stranger jumps from the corner into the demons... |
12/07/04 |
232 |
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You all hobble to the exit of the area and as you ... |
12/07/04 |
276 |
| view |
You suck it up and you approach the cute waitress.... |
12/07/04 |
146 |
| view |
You suck it up and you approach the cute waitress.... |
12/07/04 |
49 |
| view |
You suck it up and you approach the cute waitress.... |
12/07/04 |
71 |
| view |
I sincerely hope your pee and/or food break was ni... |
01/18/05 |
117 |
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Norm slows as he climbs the hill of UCSC; you come... |
01/18/05 |
268 |
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You take a few slow steps back, the guard follows ... |
01/18/05 |
150 |
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"It is the official uniform of Santa Cruz, I am we... |
01/18/05 |
174 |
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The guard looks stunned, and then promptly stabs R... |
01/18/05 |
232 |
| view |
"Now, now, come on now, naked dude, we are all--" ... |
01/18/05 |
112 |
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Burger outstretches his arm and sets two naked dud... |
01/18/05 |
130 |
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Two guards rush Jourdan, she jump flips over them ... |
01/19/05 |
130 |
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You scream and throw a punch in the general direct... |
01/19/05 |
254 |
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Dude, he's naked, that would be like touching his ... |
01/19/05 |
140 |
| view |
You all follow him through the beautiful forest, p... |
01/19/05 |
299 |
| view |
You stop for a second and watch the TV. It’s... |
01/19/05 |
143 |
| view |
The TV returns to an in progress episode of Teenag... |
01/19/05 |
111 |
| view |
Man, that feels good, you think to yourself as Mik... |
01/19/05 |
172 |
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The whole scratching thing is starting to get old,... |
01/20/05 |
144 |
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Jourdan rises and speaks. "I have been sent from t... |
01/20/05 |
319 |
| view |
They turn to you as Mike interjects. "Well Derek i... |
01/20/05 |
256 |
| view |
The whole group of you travel down to where Norman... |
01/20/05 |
193 |
| view |
"Attack the naked people!" you scream... |
01/20/05 |
135 |
| view |
You look up to see that the voice is coming from a... |
01/20/05 |
125 |
| view |
You follow Mike upstairs where everyone gathers. M... |
01/20/05 |
115 |
| view |
Afterward you follow Mike upstairs where everyone ... |
01/20/05 |
93 |
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"You see we have a legend here in SC, Long ago bef... |
01/20/05 |
161 |
| view |
Mike seems to be finishing up his damn long speech... |
01/20/05 |
152 |
| view |
You roll out and back onto the freeway, over the r... |
02/06/05 |
209 |
| view |
You slowly get out of Norm, and like the champ you... |
02/06/05 |
215 |
| view |
"Cheeseburger" Yourself responds. Insightfull but ... |
02/06/05 |
150 |
| view |
"Scott, what do I do?" you ask, head, still firmly... |
02/06/05 |
180 |
| view |
Adam places his hands on his hips and stairs off i... |
02/06/05 |
175 |
| view |
You make a valiant effort to ignore reality, but y... |
02/06/05 |
136 |
| view |
"Who are you, what do you want?" you yell towards ... |
02/06/05 |
179 |
| view |
Jourdan swings out her blade, Robbie, his trident.... |
02/06/05 |
172 |
| view |
"Left!" Adam yells, Burger turns, outreaches his h... |
02/06/05 |
181 |
| view |
You move to untie Scott. "What the hell are you do... |
02/06/05 |
199 |
| view |
Robbie lets Jourdan cut down the last demon becaus... |
02/06/05 |
200 |
| view |
You flag the truck down; it pulls over along the d... |
02/06/05 |
219 |
| view |
"Uhhuhh" the less manly one seems to laugh. "Your ... |
02/06/05 |
148 |
| view |
"I am Allison Krpan", the gruffer one responds, "A... |
02/06/05 |
125 |
| view |
"Oh yea, sure of course, but we want the leprechau... |
02/06/05 |
225 |
| view |
All right, so before we head off for the last part... |
02/07/05 |
117 |
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The last few hours of the trip melt together as yo... |
02/07/05 |
248 |
| view |
You call triple A. A message plays on the other en... |
02/07/05 |
127 |
| view |
You look to where the noise was, all you see is a ... |
02/07/05 |
167 |
| view |
"AWWWWW" Adam says, and begins to do a little two ... |
02/07/05 |
97 |
| view |
You stair firmly at the ground while yelling, "Who... |
02/07/05 |
72 |
| view |
She slaps you before you even move your mouth, she... |
02/07/05 |
127 |
| view |
Your crazy. Not a chance. She does things...bad..t... |
02/07/05 |
109 |
| view |
As Norman pulls slowly into the campus/fortress tw... |
02/07/05 |
221 |
| view |
"Ah, this, young one is the question you have been... |
02/07/05 |
289 |
| view |
"Norman has gone of his own free will back among h... |
02/07/05 |
188 |
| view |
"We four are the Mormon elders. I am known as Erik... |
02/07/05 |
202 |
| view |
"Long ago when the evil first walked the Earth, th... |
02/07/05 |
150 |
| view |
Well, now that you and your companions have comple... |
02/07/05 |
186 |
| view |
In the distance, the sun slowly rises over the hil... |
02/07/05 |
174 |
| view |
“Operation Hell's Door. The objective is to ... |
02/07/05 |
169 |
| view |
You get a little ahead of yourself and blurt out b... |
02/07/05 |
176 |
| view |
Smoke begins to ebb out from somewhere. Sirens go ... |
02/07/05 |
189 |
| view |
You shake off your head, chaos is all around you, ... |
02/07/05 |
174 |
| view |
You pull up hard and gain plenty of altitude. You ... |
02/07/05 |
184 |
| view |
20 minutes later, you see the other Corollas break... |
02/07/05 |
195 |
| view |
"Burger! Do something!" he yells! "Wait, if I can ... |
02/07/05 |
120 |
| view |
The first minute passes incredibly slowly as Burge... |
02/07/05 |
193 |
| view |
Are you really taking a pee and food break, or are... |
02/07/05 |
106 |
| view |
"Wait, if I can get to the trunk I can reroute pow... |
02/07/05 |
93 |
| view |
Your a damn pansy, Steve's going to hell sooner or... |
02/28/05 |
81 |
| view |
Everything is dark for a while, you feel as if you... |
02/28/05 |
190 |
| view |
Ay mon!" you hear. Gentle at first as if coming fr... |
02/28/05 |
77 |
| view |
"Why, Margaritaville my Mon, the most wondurful pl... |
02/28/05 |
112 |
| view |
You lazily amble on over to the bar-hut, on your w... |
02/28/05 |
205 |
| view |
He's still just layen there, you decide he just ne... |
02/28/05 |
88 |
| view |
You grab the next Margarita and slowly turn your s... |
02/28/05 |
193 |
| view |
You and you friends watch in silence as the sun sl... |
02/28/05 |
156 |
| view |
“Drinks on da house are what’s up ma m... |
02/28/05 |
155 |
| view |
You finish both drinks and then throw them down. "... |
02/28/05 |
133 |
| view |
Robbie swings out in front of the rest of you and ... |
02/28/05 |
149 |
| view |
The Roberik lets out a howl and leaps toward you w... |
03/01/05 |
149 |
| view |
Nicole makes her final stand. Red rock and fire ci... |
03/01/05 |
143 |
| view |
You feel as though your about to be torn apart, in... |
03/01/05 |
135 |
| view |
The power from the shirt intensifies as the cavern... |
03/01/05 |
149 |
| view |
Norman rockets out of the door just as it closes u... |
03/01/05 |
149 |
| view |
You scream through about 6 different movies and ti... |
03/01/05 |
141 |
| view |
The elders approach slowly with smiles. One is hol... |
03/01/05 |
160 |
| view |
Congratulations. You have just finished Steve- The... |
03/01/05 |
141 |
| view |
Before you can open your eyes, you hear "Ay mon!".... |
03/01/05 |
123 |
