| View |
Description |
Date |
Hits |
| view |
You fling out your hands and yell loudly as a blas... |
06/01/07 |
53 |
| view |
"Hey! That guy's beating a little girl with a stic... |
06/01/07 |
62 |
| view |
"Scream all you like," the little girl says with a... |
06/01/07 |
58 |
| view |
You go to the doctor, and he tells you that there'... |
06/02/07 |
63 |
| view |
You pay it because you're loaded anyway. You leave... |
06/02/07 |
56 |
| view |
The dogs of war are loose. Excellent.... |
06/02/07 |
50 |
| view |
You discover that NORAD is the North American Aero... |
06/02/07 |
53 |
| view |
You go home and eat a hot pocket like a boring los... |
06/02/07 |
62 |
| view |
Oh, nice try, but you explode.... |
06/02/07 |
49 |
| view |
Little do the police know that you, for some sick ... |
06/02/07 |
48 |
| view |
You keep singing, louder and more enthusiastically... |
06/02/07 |
62 |
| view |
Mr. T crashes through the window.
"I pity the ... |
06/02/07 |
58 |
| view |
You can?... |
06/02/07 |
63 |
| view |
The all knowing writer kills you off for trying to... |
06/02/07 |
50 |
| view |
"You should be more careful!"
"Hey thanks, Bozo... |
11/13/07 |
76 |
| view |
Norad workers continue to run screaming by you. On... |
11/15/07 |
54 |
| view |
Jack punches you in the kidney.
"This is for m... |
11/15/07 |
45 |
| view |
So, how does the mutant taste?
"It tastes like ... |
11/15/07 |
53 |
| view |
The deadly trapoline, a rare specimen, deceives it... |
11/15/07 |
37 |
| view |
You raise your right foot high into the air, prepa... |
11/15/07 |
42 |
| view |
"WELL, LET'S BE REASONABLE. CAN'T WE AT LEAST SHAR... |
11/15/07 |
52 |
| view |
"FINE, I WILL!" Zeus thunders back. "AND IT'LL BE ... |
11/15/07 |
43 |
| view |
"You cannot cut me! I am too powerful!" shouts the... |
11/15/07 |
41 |
| view |
Ewwww.... did you just say you're doing a dork? Wh... |
11/15/07 |
62 |
| view |
"Hahahahahah!" you bellow. "Ah, that was a good la... |
11/15/07 |
31 |
| view |
Ehhhhh.... I don't like cripples, they aren't as l... |
11/15/07 |
36 |
| view |
You turn to run but run straight into an angry apo... |
11/15/07 |
32 |
| view |
"Mmm, Cheetos! Don't mind if you do!" you say, and... |
11/15/07 |
38 |
| view |
Some steals. Great. What am I supposed to do with ... |
11/15/07 |
47 |
| view |
"Je voudrais avoir de votre nourriture qui a l'air... |
11/15/07 |
45 |
| view |
Ouais, moi non plus. C'est un peu agaçante.
FI... |
11/15/07 |
37 |
| view |
You try to end the run-on sentence but realize tha... |
09/24/08 |
8 |
