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Hits |
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"Mel, get the fuck up you lazy motherfucker!"
A... |
12/08/04 |
1815 |
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Might as well start the day off with a good liquid... |
12/08/04 |
442 |
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You have no desire to go get a job, but you decide... |
12/08/04 |
924 |
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The stench you're giving off is even too much for ... |
12/08/04 |
553 |
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As you get up, you see Tina enter the room, she's ... |
12/08/04 |
818 |
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You get up for awhile then go back to sleep on the... |
12/08/04 |
374 |
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You head to that shithole of a place called Billy ... |
12/16/04 |
248 |
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You quickly go through the forms. Yeah right like ... |
12/16/04 |
230 |
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“Fine, I’ll flip your goddamn rat burgers then!” y... |
12/16/04 |
221 |
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“Oh fuck you Billy! You’re the one getting your ha... |
12/16/04 |
171 |
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Normally you’d kick his ass, but you’re already on... |
12/16/04 |
159 |
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You don’t want to even work here in the first plac... |
12/16/04 |
174 |
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As you go up to their table, one of them immediate... |
12/16/04 |
137 |
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Billy is too much of a coward to do shit, yet he d... |
12/16/04 |
136 |
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“Fine, if I gotta work in this shithole I might as... |
12/16/04 |
191 |
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You cautiously open the stall door. You wish you h... |
12/16/04 |
187 |
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“Alright fine, but you better be paying more for t... |
12/16/04 |
160 |
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“Fuck that! You ain’t paying me near enough to go ... |
12/16/04 |
132 |
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Probably just a rat, Billy really needs to get bet... |
12/16/04 |
134 |
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Well it’s not much better than Billy’s, but at lea... |
12/20/04 |
221 |
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“Look, I’m just here to fix shit, not to indulge y... |
12/20/04 |
168 |
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“Alright, fine! What do you want to charge this ru... |
12/20/04 |
183 |
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This arrogant fuck has pissed you off, and you’re ... |
12/20/04 |
137 |
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You don’t feel like having to deal with this fucke... |
12/20/04 |
139 |
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“Look if you wanna go fix that shithead’s car go r... |
12/20/04 |
136 |
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“Oh alright, but just ONE fuckin’ thing! So make s... |
12/20/04 |
115 |
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You go back inside and call what passes for police... |
12/20/04 |
102 |
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That fucker Dan is libel to rat out that YOU sligh... |
12/20/04 |
96 |
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“NO! I said! Now take your junkie ass else where!”... |
12/20/04 |
93 |
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Well you’re not too keen on doing some REAL work, ... |
12/20/04 |
180 |
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“Petrov! I’m not here to fight! I’m sorry I called... |
12/20/04 |
163 |
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“Hey Petrov, I gotta leave for a split second, I’l... |
12/20/04 |
122 |
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Well this is a pretty easy job you think, just dir... |
12/20/04 |
127 |
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“Hey comrade it’s a fuckin’ free country! I can go... |
12/20/04 |
113 |
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You don’t particularly care for Clem, let alone hi... |
12/26/04 |
216 |
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“Well I guess feeding the pigs is simple enough. I... |
12/26/04 |
181 |
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“Okay go ahead.” You say. Hey anything that’s resu... |
12/26/04 |
180 |
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Well the best way to diffuse this, is to continue ... |
12/26/04 |
168 |
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There’s no way you’re gonna be able to save her fr... |
12/26/04 |
136 |
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Well you’re not too fond of your family, but death... |
12/26/04 |
129 |
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Oh man this is bad. This is SO bad…
Unable to r... |
12/26/04 |
139 |
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You know trouble when you see it, and this little ... |
12/27/04 |
140 |
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“Arrgh, alright since you probably won’t leave me ... |
12/27/04 |
121 |
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“Hell no! You ain’t getting’ me into trouble. You ... |
12/27/04 |
103 |
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Well it’s not people, but it sounds like the next ... |
12/27/04 |
163 |
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“Well killin’ is why I’m here Junior.”
Junior han... |
12/27/04 |
150 |
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You make it a policy not to fight with overly stro... |
12/27/04 |
122 |
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“Oh fuck off retard! I’m not the fuckin’ facially ... |
12/27/04 |
114 |
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“Well you seem to be doing a good job at the killi... |
12/27/04 |
149 |
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“Alright, alright! Fuck.” You say and start cuttin... |
12/27/04 |
122 |
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“Will you leave me the fuck alone? I know what the... |
12/27/04 |
122 |
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You know that was just idiotic. You could’ve at le... |
12/27/04 |
190 |
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The instant you say you’ll work at the strip club,... |
01/07/05 |
410 |
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“Ah fuck it, Tina I’ll be a bouncer, I don’t feel ... |
01/07/05 |
317 |
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You size up the young man; he doesn’t even look li... |
01/07/05 |
305 |
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You watch her work the crowd as she slinks across ... |
01/07/05 |
232 |
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There’s no way you can wait until you get home bef... |
01/07/05 |
225 |
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You size up the college frat boy. Fuckin’ rich bit... |
01/07/05 |
277 |
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Goddamn right kick his ass! Like there was any oth... |
01/07/05 |
222 |
| view |
You immediately wade through the crowd of horny mo... |
01/07/05 |
235 |
| view |
The lure of working around all forms of alcohol is... |
01/07/05 |
307 |
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Well, you suppose you can at least make the effort... |
01/07/05 |
283 |
| view |
You move over towards the nervous guy wondering wh... |
01/07/05 |
265 |
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“(Sigh) Yeah, sure, fine, whatever! Just leave me ... |
01/07/05 |
203 |
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You can’t help but laugh in his desperate face.
“... |
01/07/05 |
208 |
| view |
You move over to the trucker since you figure he’l... |
01/07/05 |
239 |
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You decide to take this opportunity to indulge in ... |
01/07/05 |
179 |
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“Aw hell Tina, I don’t need no regular job! There’... |
01/17/05 |
235 |
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Well you go door to door to every trailer like a d... |
01/17/05 |
161 |
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You ain’t wasting gas money so you go to the neare... |
01/17/05 |
156 |
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“Alright, I’ll look after him, how long you gonna ... |
01/17/05 |
154 |
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Little Bobby has annoyed the shit out countless ho... |
01/17/05 |
131 |
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You go to the refrigerator, grab all the beer you ... |
01/17/05 |
92 |
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Well, he’s not going to shut up until you help him... |
01/17/05 |
117 |
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You are suddenly reminded of the age old classic o... |
01/17/05 |
116 |
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There’s no way you’re going to look after anyone’s... |
01/17/05 |
107 |
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You head over to the crazy old cat lady’s house. T... |
01/17/05 |
127 |
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Well at least you know what lies ahead of you with... |
01/17/05 |
143 |
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“Fuck this, I’m taking a break for a little while.... |
01/17/05 |
101 |
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You’re determined to get this over and done with s... |
01/17/05 |
116 |
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There’s no way you’re going to cut some back yard ... |
01/17/05 |
134 |
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You take off like a thief in the night with your f... |
01/17/05 |
126 |
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You wonder if there are more things you might find... |
01/17/05 |
139 |
| view |
Maybe it’s the overall creepiness of this place co... |
01/17/05 |
114 |
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You keep your cool, and start throwing the rest of... |
01/17/05 |
113 |
| view |
Reach for those stars…
You start out looking fo... |
01/17/05 |
151 |
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Not a place for the weak, but you’re prepared for ... |
01/17/05 |
145 |
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“Fuck that, I’m not sitting around waiting for one... |
01/17/05 |
136 |
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You decide to get out while you’re ahead. You and ... |
01/17/05 |
103 |
| view |
You tell Dan that you should take one more look ar... |
01/17/05 |
101 |
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“Alright, I guess that makes sense.”
“Okay, but ... |
01/17/05 |
105 |
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You don’t feel like putting up with too much drama... |
01/17/05 |
143 |
| view |
You go to the scrap yard to collect money for your... |
01/17/05 |
115 |
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You ignore the smell of skunk on you and continue ... |
01/17/05 |
117 |
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“Come on baby, my dick ain’t gonna suck itself.”
... |
01/18/05 |
508 |
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You leave the trailer, there ain’t no way you’re g... |
01/21/05 |
227 |
| view |
“Nah, I don’t feel like keeping a bunch of crackhe... |
01/21/05 |
245 |
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Well he could still come in handy as a look out yo... |
01/21/05 |
165 |
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Well no sense in backing out now, if you’re gonna ... |
01/21/05 |
162 |
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You quickly open the window and prepare to make a ... |
01/21/05 |
124 |
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Well it’s a big closet…the both of you could proba... |
01/21/05 |
100 |
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“Fuck this, I’m not getting involved in this shit,... |
01/21/05 |
108 |
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“To hell with this, I’m gonna do this shit by myse... |
01/21/05 |
143 |
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“Alright let’s go to Sam’s, I don’t feel like movi... |
01/21/05 |
170 |
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“Get get the fuck off of me!” you yell and proceed... |
01/21/05 |
126 |
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“Calm the fuck down, ya fuckin’ loser! Now how muc... |
01/21/05 |
139 |
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“Yeah well maybe this will help you remember…” you... |
01/21/05 |
114 |
| view |
Its late, you wanna go home and you just don’t fuc... |
01/21/05 |
106 |
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Well one sure way of getting you to do something, ... |
01/21/05 |
261 |
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“Aw come on Joe, what about that time I helped thr... |
01/21/05 |
196 |
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“Alright alright I’m tired of hangin (hic) out wit... |
01/21/05 |
134 |
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“Oh fuck off (hic!) Joe! Why don’t (hic!) you (hic... |
01/21/05 |
149 |
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Your attempt to convince these barflies to help yo... |
01/21/05 |
140 |
