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Date |
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[b]United Crack Dealers of America Disclaimer:[/b]... |
07/01/05 |
3036 |
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You emerge from your dark den of iniquity and step... |
07/01/05 |
844 |
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You ignore the bitch and begin scouring the apartm... |
07/03/05 |
347 |
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Too bad you already pawned all of your valuable sh... |
07/03/05 |
179 |
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You look and you look.
And look and look. And l... |
07/03/05 |
270 |
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What starts off as an attempt at 1st degree murder... |
07/04/05 |
588 |
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You gather up her guns and drugs and leave, withou... |
07/04/05 |
602 |
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It works! But as you take your first puff off your... |
07/04/05 |
409 |
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But the sleep you desire so dearly never comes. Mo... |
07/04/05 |
232 |
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You decide to pawn the guns. Good choice. Seeing a... |
07/04/05 |
349 |
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You haul your grimy-ass down to the local queer ba... |
07/04/05 |
377 |
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You head on down to the local park in search of ju... |
07/04/05 |
273 |
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You waltz on over to the local Elementary School /... |
07/05/05 |
320 |
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Blood. Guts. Gore.
You know the drill. We’ve al... |
07/05/05 |
312 |
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You are a very brave man, and we salute you.
Th... |
07/05/05 |
245 |
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You head on down to the nearest bus stop. If you h... |
07/05/05 |
397 |
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You prance over to the filth-choked alleyway behin... |
07/06/05 |
371 |
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It’s what? You forget. Okay, time to smoke some cr... |
07/06/05 |
372 |
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Another genius move on your part. Running around l... |
07/06/05 |
184 |
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Which is altogether futile. Okay, you’ve got thee ... |
07/06/05 |
200 |
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You lower yourself onto your knees and grab his hu... |
07/06/05 |
330 |
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Great idea! Rob the one person who probably cares ... |
07/07/05 |
552 |
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You eventually doze off again...
When you awaken... |
07/07/05 |
230 |
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“Actually,” you reply, “I don’t think I can go thr... |
07/07/05 |
231 |
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You decide to follow through with your act of depr... |
07/07/05 |
307 |
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WELCOME TO WAL*MART! Prepare to be assimilated i... |
07/07/05 |
343 |
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You spit it all out. Bobby seems disappointed.
... |
07/07/05 |
181 |
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You ration it out like a big fat smelly pussy. It ... |
07/07/05 |
193 |
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[size=+3] GOOD IDEA, CRACKHEAD!!! [/size]
Serio... |
07/07/05 |
297 |
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You decide to break through her windows.
Easier... |
07/07/05 |
255 |
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“Alright, Rob,” you indulge your cousin. “Hitler, ... |
07/07/05 |
306 |
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You turn your attention to the suckers...er, I mea... |
07/08/05 |
233 |
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You flee the scene, dashing madly through the stor... |
07/08/05 |
358 |
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Traitor.
How can you turn your back on crack!? ... |
07/08/05 |
266 |
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“Nobody move or the bitch gets it!” you proclaim t... |
07/09/05 |
287 |
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You find a small child, standing alone in the expa... |
07/09/05 |
258 |
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Good question.... |
07/09/05 |
244 |
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You search for hours, wandering through the hood i... |
07/09/05 |
250 |
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You wander your way over to Bobby’s residence and ... |
07/09/05 |
348 |
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You decide to help your cousin in his schemes. You... |
07/09/05 |
334 |
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“There’s no backing out now, cuz,” Rob scolds you.... |
07/09/05 |
207 |
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You make a valiant attempt to stab George, but he ... |
07/09/05 |
248 |
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You go back to the ghetto, buy some crack off a tr... |
07/09/05 |
205 |
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You get into Rob’s old, beefed-up Monte Carlo and ... |
07/09/05 |
336 |
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You prowl the night in search of more victims. You... |
07/09/05 |
266 |
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Bad decision, crackhead. Maybe it’s the crack obsc... |
07/09/05 |
208 |
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“Okay, you little punk-ass mother fucker,” you tel... |
07/09/05 |
204 |
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You act like nothing is wrong. You reach into your... |
07/09/05 |
189 |
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You stab the little shit. Or at least you try to. ... |
07/09/05 |
202 |
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You go out into the night and rape some old ladies... |
07/09/05 |
208 |
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In a humorous turn of events, the first transvesti... |
07/09/05 |
201 |
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Okay, good idea. But easier said than done. Middle... |
07/09/05 |
190 |
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I smell pussy...and I don't mean the cat! Seriousl... |
07/09/05 |
204 |
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Are you stupid? The Jews killed Jesus 2,000 years ... |
07/09/05 |
183 |
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"Do you have any other tasks I could perform?" you... |
07/09/05 |
196 |
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You do that, and feel better for it. You march you... |
07/09/05 |
242 |
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But before Rob can stop you from lighting the shit... |
07/09/05 |
217 |
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What part of ‘Resistance is Fuitle’ [i]don’t[/i] y... |
07/09/05 |
201 |
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“Fuck you, Rob!” you cry in anguish. “You of all p... |
07/09/05 |
224 |
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Amazingly, and against all odds, you find the slee... |
02/04/06 |
148 |
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“Yes, that’s it,” you proclaim. “I will rob those ... |
02/19/06 |
175 |
