Sanity Killer R

There are 163 rooms by Calen in this story.

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view You wake up in a large room. In the center of the ... 11/23/06 822
view Elmo looks at you. "Why, yes I do. Would you like ... 11/23/06 293
view He pulls a gun from his fur. No, not that kind, yo... 11/23/06 167
view He says "OKAY!" ^_^ And then proceeds to take out ... 11/23/06 184
view You smile. "HI ELMO! ^_^" Elmo looks at you. "What... 11/23/06 293
view You take his gun. "HEY!" His eyes glow red. "ELMO.... 11/23/06 155
view Elmo thanks you, then shoots you. Moral of the sto... 11/23/06 105
view Ernie and Bert are engaged in acts so vile and nas... 11/23/06 121
view You enter the building. You are shocked to see... ... 11/23/06 123
view As soon as you touch the purple fur, you are overc... 11/23/06 87
view You fool! Don't you know that guns don't work on t... 11/23/06 118
view You eat a carrot. But, to your dismay, it had some... 11/23/06 78
view Considering you have nothing to fight with, you ch... 11/23/06 67
view You run. However, your path is blocked by Elmo. Ye... 11/23/06 94
view You kill Elmo. Children everywhere cry. They have ... 11/23/06 101
view As you get out a board game and invite them both t... 11/23/06 66
view You quiz Elmo on the alphabet. He gets them all wr... 11/23/06 80
view Elmo gets angry and shoots you, but misses due to ... 11/23/06 85
view You enter the apartment and gasp. Oh dear god. ... 11/23/06 83
view The Grouch asks where it is. When you don't have a... 11/23/06 65
view You dive into the garbage, falling into the street... 11/23/06 71
view The Grouch has a bulletproof vest on. And that was... 11/23/06 70
view Dude. You're trying to kill Big Bird? Alright, sui... 11/23/06 63
view Elmo looks at you, then takes out the Geiko lizard... 12/04/06 154
view Elmo looks at you angrily. "$$$%&$ #$%@$%$ ^#$%^$%... 12/04/06 108
view Elmo looks at you. "Prove it!"... 12/04/06 136
view Elmo looks at you, then pulls out a giant rubberba... 12/04/06 86
view He looks at you thoughtfully. Unfortunately, as El... 12/04/06 99
view He thanks you, polishing it more. He then points i... 12/04/06 108
view You jump onto Elmo and begin pummeling him with yo... 12/04/06 82
view You attempt to pluck Elmos eyes out. To your surpr... 12/04/06 71
view You grab his gun and shoot him. Really, it's that ... 12/04/06 107
view You jump on Elmo. Surprised, he falls back. Unfort... 12/04/06 72
view He looks at you, tears in his eyes. It moves you t... 12/04/06 79
view He nods his head, then takes out a bag of human-os... 12/04/06 105
view You run down the hallway, with Barney and Elmo clo... 12/05/06 75
view You turn around, screeching a high pitched warcry.... 12/05/06 58
view Elmos mofia face is gone and he happily greets you... 12/05/06 54
view You hide behind a chair in the room. Barney runs i... 12/05/06 75
view Elmo thinks it over. "Any jokes? Um... why did the... 12/05/06 91
view He thinks it over. "Alright, but if you double cro... 12/05/06 117
view He embraces you. You black out. When you wake up, ... 12/05/06 74
view He looks at you. "Will you be part of my happy fam... 12/05/06 102
view Good choice. No, seriously, have you seen Barney? ... 12/05/06 73
view He doesn't seem to get it. "I love you, you love... 12/05/06 93
view You spend the next half hour explaining to him wha... 12/05/06 98
view You are stopped short by an embrace of fuzzy fur. ... 12/05/06 68
view You run down the hallway and gasp. In front of you... 12/07/06 67
view You run down the street, running from the Cookie m... 12/07/06 75
view You have opened up a new story branch! You have ... 12/07/06 88
view You run at the Teletubbies. Immediately you find y... 12/07/06 52
view You push through the Teletubbies. They are too bus... 12/07/06 69
view You throw a bottle from a nearby shelf down the ha... 12/07/06 56
view You throw a bottle down the hallway. Like an idiot... 12/07/06 77
view You stay still and whistle merrily. Eventually you... 12/07/06 55
view You turn and kick Barney in the stomach. His fur c... 12/07/06 76
view You run in through the front door like a moron. Th... 12/07/06 61
view You run in through the back door. The alarms go of... 12/07/06 57
view You go home, lying into bed. You have a dream of E... 12/07/06 108
view James bond kidnaps you and questions you. He doesn... 12/07/06 53
view You don't answer it. Barney barges through your wi... 12/07/06 55
view The cookie monster ignores the store, apparently b... 12/07/06 55
view You open the door. Large hands grab you, pull you ... 12/07/06 71
view They look at you as though you are crazy. "Barne... 12/07/06 82
view They sigh and get in their car, driving away. Big ... 12/07/06 59
view You run away from both of them. Barney chases you ... 12/07/06 55
view He thanks you, then gives you his autograph.... 12/07/06 56
view Kermit nods and shows you a ceiling vent. He says ... 12/07/06 69
view He says it is past Little Red Riding Hoods house, ... 12/07/06 46
view You climb out of the vent at the side of the build... 12/07/06 85
view You find a few more.... 12/07/06 57
view Even more? Hmm...... 12/07/06 64
view You find them watching a play featuring the muppet... 12/07/06 66
view The show ends. They turn to each other. - That w... 12/07/06 67
view They turn to you. "Who are you?" One asks. "He... 12/07/06 70
view She looks at you. "Who are you? You smell of Kermi... 12/07/06 72
view She asks you where he is and eventually you are fo... 12/07/06 56
view He looks at you. "MEEP! MEE MEE MEEEP MEE!" Err...... 12/07/06 62
view You begin to talk to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, but he p... 12/07/06 75
view You get close to Gonzo but find himself loading hi... 12/07/06 47
view As you go towards the Swedish Chief, he jumps on y... 12/07/06 50
view Fozzie Bear is busy doing impersonations. As you a... 12/07/06 54
view Goofy is swinging around a huge shield. "A hyuck... 12/07/06 44
view Minnie, it appears, is infected by the virus. You ... 12/07/06 50
view The huge fuzzy creature leaps at you like a rabid ... 12/07/06 51
view He nods. "I believe you." However, Barney leaps ou... 12/07/06 53
view You hear the sound of the door being pounded on. "... 12/07/06 98
view Elmo seems to hear your thoughts. "Human pieces!" ... 12/07/06 115
view Elmo gets mad and takes out a coconut, bashing you... 12/07/06 70
view Elmo continues to eat body parts.... 12/07/06 64
view He tilts his head. "What do you mean? Elmo does no... 12/07/06 79
view "I AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT!" Elmo takes a finger from... 12/07/06 62
view He pouts. "I dun wanna!" ;.;... 12/07/06 82
view He nods, then shoves a human finger in your mouth.... 12/07/06 92
view You eat the finger, then die from food poisoning. ... 12/07/06 59
view You spit it out. Elmo takes the gesture as an insu... 12/07/06 61
view You stab Elmo in the eye with the nail of the fing... 12/07/06 79
view You run down the hallway which leads to a school g... 12/07/06 78
view You hold out his autograph. "Oh! You are his fri... 12/07/06 43
view You stumble over some toys on the street, enter a ... 12/07/06 80
view You pick the locks easily. They snap right off wit... 12/07/06 75
view Ken walks into the door. Yes, Ken from Barbie and ... 12/07/06 56
view You head into the cookie store. The walls are ador... 12/07/06 54
view You get onto the roof, with a whole lot of effort.... 12/07/06 82
view Good idea, but which way should you approach them?... 12/07/06 86
view You take out the set of shruikens Elmo stole for y... 12/07/06 83
view You jump in Kamikaze style. The guard spills his c... 12/07/06 57
view Okay, you look in your bag. You have a few diversi... 12/07/06 76
view You throw Einstein down, killing him and changing ... 12/07/06 60
view You call the power rangers. Unfortunately, since t... 12/07/06 62
view You throw a smoke bomb. It clouds up the entire ar... 12/07/06 62
view He nods. "We'd better get out of here then. We'll ... 12/07/06 69
view He blocks your attack and leaves you- in his car o... 12/07/06 48
view For the first time, you find Barney defenseless. H... 12/07/06 66
view You ask if you can join. Scooby says "RESH" and al... 12/07/06 65
view You ignore Elmo and run towards the nearest exit. ... 12/07/06 55
view Mickey is busy killing heartless with a keyblade. ... 12/07/06 55
view You have opened a new story branch! You are Mick... 12/07/06 47
view Rizzo looks at you. "Hey buddy, you heard of Dr. P... 12/07/06 50
view Barbie barges into the room with a machine gun and... 12/07/06 60
view The Muppet Chef is serving lunch. He seems like he... 12/15/06 67
view You suddenly find yourself in a Final Fantasy batt... 12/15/06 76
view You take out a Pokedex because you haven't learned... 12/15/06 67
view You scan your various pummel moves. Punch, kick, s... 12/15/06 154
view You look at your magic. Fire, Ice, Blind and Thund... 12/15/06 102
view You hug Elmo and his sharp spikes protrude through... 12/15/06 70
view You spit on Elmo. He swallows the spit and gets an... 12/15/06 72
view You look at your items. You've got a grenade, a po... 12/15/06 55
view You look around the area. You notice a pacman game... 12/15/06 66
view You climb onto the rafters. Ken comes in with a ma... 12/15/06 57
view You leap down on Ken. He is taken by surprise as h... 12/15/06 54
view They are poorly trained and easily killed by the c... 12/15/06 63
view You run at them and attack. Unfortunately, as soon... 12/15/06 60
view You ask the muppet chef for some food. He looks at... 01/08/07 67
view He keeps blabbering on in complete gibberish. He s... 01/08/07 81
view You take out a foreign language book and begin rap... 01/08/07 74
view You are chopped into millions of pieces, baked int... 01/08/07 52
view You get the entire sentence he keeps babbling over... 01/08/07 56
view You take out some food. Hmm... there is enough ing... 01/08/07 107
view You have the first mushroom and pie cereal dish mo... 01/08/07 59
view You turn on PACMAN and immedidately find yourself ... 01/08/07 50
view You wait for them to finish. Scooby is doing quite... 01/08/07 55
view The chef takes it eagerly chomps it down with his ... 01/08/07 77
view Honest approach, huh? He looks at you, then char... 01/08/07 61
view You begin making some pie. Your eyes widen. The in... 01/08/07 56
view All they have are 'human-os' which consist of huma... 01/08/07 58
view You eat the mushroom and find yourself growing sma... 01/08/07 61
view You grab hold of a giant clock hand, but to your d... 01/08/07 60
view Falllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg... 01/08/07 59
view You go over there and are amazed by the amount tha... 02/06/07 128
view You black out for a strange reason you cannot comp... 02/06/07 55
view You grab the cleaver and begin chopping at him. Fi... 02/06/07 54
view You buy the barbie doll, and suddenly are entrance... 02/06/07 59
view You buy a giant pillow. It is so comfortable that ... 02/06/07 56
view You buy an AXE. Alriiiight. Way to goooo... an axe... 02/06/07 55
view You buy a watermelon and save each and every seed.... 02/06/07 58
view You buy THESTORE, a robot who kills its master as ... 02/06/07 70
view It wakes up and points its arm at you, firing a vo... 02/06/07 56
view It is too late, your soul is bound to it and you a... 02/06/07 61
view You jump on him and rip his furry throat out, but ... 02/06/07 50
view He cries out in pain and falls to the ground, dead... 02/06/07 47
view As you turn to leave and begin to walk, you find t... 02/06/07 54
view You use your special. You pull out a gun and empty... 02/06/07 58

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