| View |
Description |
Date |
Hits |
| view |
You get him a band aid and put it on his face. It ... |
03/03/07 |
90 |
| view |
The cops come in your house to take a theft claim ... |
03/03/07 |
85 |
| view |
You run outside and trip on your welcome mat and s... |
03/03/07 |
84 |
| view |
You hire who you believe to be a bounty hunter who... |
03/03/07 |
94 |
| view |
You got to your bathroom and find your toilet miss... |
03/03/07 |
102 |
| view |
After 4 days you explode in a massive wave of fece... |
03/03/07 |
85 |
| view |
You soon die of a decomposing feces related diseas... |
03/03/07 |
82 |
| view |
You slam the door closed (it closes toward you), a... |
03/03/07 |
109 |
| view |
You find out you missed $1.83 of your money so you... |
03/03/07 |
112 |
| view |
You look at your blending machine, food processor,... |
03/03/07 |
118 |
| view |
You get a sex change but die during surgery.... |
03/03/07 |
94 |
| view |
You miss! At that moment you think to yourself abo... |
03/03/07 |
113 |
| view |
The bullet ricochets off of all the things you bou... |
03/03/07 |
97 |
| view |
You start to beat him but he pulls out a gun and s... |
03/03/07 |
88 |
| view |
You miss and fall into a vat of boiling water. Rig... |
03/03/07 |
97 |
| view |
You squat down to attack and sit down on a poisone... |
03/03/07 |
87 |
| view |
Your brain explodes from the complexity of this mo... |
03/03/07 |
87 |
| view |
He dies and you proceed to eat his brains. you acc... |
03/03/07 |
90 |
| view |
Ninjas and Power ranger come and kill you for copy... |
03/03/07 |
83 |
| view |
He drives to the nearest ATM but spontaneously bur... |
03/03/07 |
98 |
| view |
When he hands you his credit card you slam the doo... |
03/03/07 |
111 |
| view |
The delivery boy shoots you in the face because hi... |
03/03/07 |
96 |
| view |
You see a dead man standing in your closed doorway... |
03/03/07 |
101 |
| view |
You hear a boom, the playboy bunnies of 2007 come ... |
03/03/07 |
96 |
| view |
You call in sick since you feel bad and die 2 minu... |
03/03/07 |
80 |
| view |
You die in a car accident on the way to work.... |
03/03/07 |
76 |
| view |
You are arrested 4 hours later for disposing of a ... |
03/03/07 |
83 |
| view |
You slip on blood in the shower and your neck snap... |
03/03/07 |
85 |
| view |
You are seen by your boss and shot for not being a... |
03/03/07 |
84 |
| view |
He says yes, in Tokyo.... |
03/03/07 |
81 |
| view |
A voice picks up that is not your girlfriend. It s... |
03/03/07 |
117 |
| view |
You go to her house to find your girlfriend dead, ... |
03/03/07 |
106 |
| view |
You slay it because it is afraid of people who use... |
03/03/07 |
104 |
| view |
You die from its poisonous innards.... |
03/03/07 |
82 |
| view |
You are killed by a dropped piano.... |
03/03/07 |
82 |
| view |
You are defeated because the monsters only weaknes... |
03/03/07 |
84 |
| view |
You are killed by a dog because it mistook you for... |
03/03/07 |
75 |
| view |
You die.... |
03/03/07 |
77 |
| view |
You accidentally insert yourself into its mouth wh... |
03/03/07 |
85 |
| view |
You slap him and he punches you in the groin and y... |
03/03/07 |
90 |
| view |
He flushes the toilet causing freezing water to dr... |
03/03/07 |
92 |
| view |
You yell at him so he punches you in the groin and... |
03/03/07 |
87 |
| view |
You kill him and his guardian angel zaps you with ... |
03/03/07 |
101 |
| view |
You slip on the tile because of your wet feet and ... |
03/03/07 |
99 |
| view |
He pulls out a gun and shoots you.... |
03/03/07 |
76 |
| view |
You are arrested for using deadly force and are th... |
03/03/07 |
82 |
| view |
You don't find one and you starve to death.... |
03/03/07 |
84 |
| view |
You are fired and die of starvation.... |
03/03/07 |
82 |
| view |
Your girlfriend finds out and kills you.... |
03/03/07 |
89 |
| view |
She shoots you for ignoring her.... |
03/03/07 |
79 |
| view |
A monster breaks through the door and eats you.... |
03/03/07 |
86 |
| view |
She breaks up with you for taking to many showers.... |
03/03/07 |
85 |
| view |
Your girlfriend breaks up with you for not spendin... |
03/03/07 |
81 |
| view |
She breaks down the door and kills you brutally wi... |
03/03/07 |
86 |
| view |
She kills you for sounding like your lying and the... |
03/03/07 |
96 |
| view |
Your neighbor kills you for stealing her lawn gnom... |
03/03/07 |
131 |
| view |
You get aids and kill yourself.... |
03/03/07 |
146 |
| view |
She steals your spleen and you die from an infecti... |
03/03/07 |
125 |
| view |
You are arrested and are raped and killed in jail.... |
03/03/07 |
111 |
| view |
You have 37 kids with her and they all are taken a... |
03/03/07 |
122 |
| view |
You are killed because your neighbor wishes they c... |
03/03/07 |
116 |
| view |
You kill him because salespeople are annoying.... |
03/03/07 |
120 |
| view |
You ride the unicorn into the city and are praised... |
03/03/07 |
126 |
| view |
You are run over by a horse drawn carriage of a re... |
03/03/07 |
103 |
| view |
You sex up yo' hoe.... |
03/03/07 |
109 |
| view |
He tells you that you must tell everyone in the wo... |
03/03/07 |
128 |
| view |
The Indian tramples you with his horse.... |
03/03/07 |
95 |
| view |
You tell 6 people and then the 7 person kidnaps yo... |
03/03/07 |
85 |
| view |
You run into a wall and asplode.... |
03/03/07 |
79 |
| view |
You are raped and killed.... |
03/03/07 |
65 |
| view |
You die after he rips off your genitalia.... |
03/03/07 |
65 |
| view |
He reads the quotes and his head asplodes.... |
03/03/07 |
67 |
| view |
You find drugs and sell them. You make $999999.99... |
03/03/07 |
67 |
| view |
You find your friends and they shoot you because t... |
03/03/07 |
71 |
| view |
A little kid shoots you with a bb gun in the eye a... |
03/03/07 |
67 |
| view |
You ditch the car and it asplodes.... |
03/03/07 |
68 |
| view |
You walk 2 blocks and are kidnapped yet again by t... |
03/03/07 |
61 |
| view |
He shoots you in the kneecap and you pass out... |
03/03/07 |
63 |
| view |
He squeals and you get away to fight another day.... |
03/03/07 |
76 |
| view |
You asplode from the pressure.... |
03/03/07 |
60 |
| view |
She maces you after all, you never put on the clot... |
03/03/07 |
73 |
| view |
She dies and you are arrested.... |
03/03/07 |
80 |
| view |
You asplode.... |
03/03/07 |
84 |
| view |
The puppy was a robot bomb and you asplode.... |
03/03/07 |
77 |