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Description |
Date |
Hits |
| view |
You take out some C4, set the timer, and plant it ... |
04/20/07 |
75 |
| view |
You play Smod, ooh, bullettime! Half an hour passe... |
04/20/07 |
46 |
| view |
You start up GMod and try to play online, sadly, i... |
04/20/07 |
46 |
| view |
You wipe the blood of your head, go down the blood... |
04/20/07 |
77 |
| view |
You taunt them for a few minutes before you're ima... |
04/21/07 |
87 |
| view |
You walk into the room full of waffles, sadly, the... |
04/21/07 |
60 |
| view |
You use your money to try to take over the world, ... |
04/21/07 |
62 |
| view |
How do you plan to do that?... |
04/21/07 |
56 |
| view |
Fine, I'll GTFO if you insist!... |
04/21/07 |
56 |
| view |
You sprint to one and start chewing on it's arm...... |
04/21/07 |
77 |
| view |
You walk back upstairs to ask a co-worker for some... |
04/21/07 |
76 |
| view |
You get three million steak pies out of your brief... |
04/21/07 |
56 |
| view |
You decide to walk up to him and ask for some wate... |
04/21/07 |
53 |
| view |
You say "Rawr :3", the co-worker ignores you for a... |
04/21/07 |
50 |
| view |
You kiss him, for an obvious reason, he thinks tha... |
04/21/07 |
64 |
| view |
Where do you plan on finding them?... |
04/22/07 |
50 |
| view |
Where do you plan on finding the flesh?... |
04/22/07 |
41 |
| view |
You jump out of the nearest window and fall ridicu... |
04/22/07 |
63 |
| view |
Damn, your hands are a bit numb, anyway, you look ... |
04/22/07 |
77 |
| view |
You ask her for a revive (by saying "Mrh?" even th... |
04/22/07 |
68 |
| view |
You try to take a nibble at her right arm, unfortu... |
04/22/07 |
41 |
| view |
You try to undress her, but she realises what you ... |
04/22/07 |
65 |
| view |
Your hands are torn off, 15 health left.... |
04/22/07 |
62 |
| view |
You give up and just let yourself drop to the grou... |
04/22/07 |
43 |
| view |
You retard. 0 Health... |
04/22/07 |
52 |
| view |
You decide to do the first thing that comes to you... |
04/22/07 |
48 |
| view |
You try to take a nibble at her right arm, unfortu... |
04/22/07 |
46 |
| view |
You try to undress her, but she realises what you ... |
04/22/07 |
47 |
| view |
You try to pick up the .357, but your numb hands f... |
04/22/07 |
54 |
| view |
You punch her, she blocks and decapitates you. 0 H... |
04/23/07 |
43 |
| view |
You kick her, she dismembers your leg, you kick he... |
04/23/07 |
52 |
| view |
No, green thumbtack is missing.... |
05/04/07 |
44 |
| view |
Not risking anything, the driver decides to drive ... |
07/08/07 |
58 |
| view |
Just as you finish thinking that, something starts... |
07/08/07 |
62 |
| view |
And then it suddenly hits you, you think "I must h... |
07/08/07 |
49 |
| view |
Jumping into the air, you materialise a katana in ... |
07/08/07 |
50 |
| view |
The katana hits the illithid, causing it to bleed ... |
07/08/07 |
55 |
| view |
The katana goes straight through you, you scream i... |
07/08/07 |
46 |
| view |
You sharply open your eyes, suddenly, you find you... |
07/08/07 |
47 |
| view |
You go insane after noticing that when you press Q... |
07/09/07 |
47 |
| view |
You grab the shotgun as the aliens tear apart the ... |
07/09/07 |
46 |
| view |
After eating the car keys, you suddenly feel like ... |
07/10/07 |
56 |
| view |
Just as you think that, your arms and legs begin t... |
07/10/07 |
53 |
| view |
With in just one minute of entering a building whi... |
07/10/07 |
48 |
| view |
You remember this, you used to play it all the tim... |
07/10/07 |
46 |
| view |
Soon after setting up a lemonade stand, and sellin... |
07/10/07 |
55 |
| view |
You grab a mop from the side of the room, a little... |
07/11/07 |
53 |
| view |
With your slight understanding of physics, you thi... |
07/11/07 |
62 |
| view |
You get in the car, and after a payment of 15 doll... |
07/11/07 |
49 |
| view |
You run outside of the building and onto the stree... |
07/15/07 |
57 |
| view |
You head back inside the building, grab a pen and ... |
07/16/07 |
38 |
| view |
Claire is just an actor! OH SHI... |
07/16/07 |
40 |
| view |
With lightning speed, you pull out a Glock from yo... |
07/18/07 |
52 |
| view |
Quickly thinking that the katana won't hurt you, y... |
07/29/07 |
38 |
| view |
You quickly equip your None and load it with napal... |
07/29/07 |
46 |
| view |
You begin walking around the city, everyone who se... |
07/29/07 |
40 |
| view |
All the bums happily agree with your idea,
you pl... |
12/11/07 |
52 |
| view |
He agrees to help you out, as long as you have ora... |
12/11/07 |
46 |
| view |
She says "My services for 25 dollars, deal?" compe... |
12/11/07 |
40 |
| view |
You drive the helicopter out of your backyard and ... |
12/11/07 |
43 |
| view |
You watch in marvel as the complex machinery opera... |
12/11/07 |
41 |
| view |
Just as the woman is about to stab a knife into yo... |
12/12/07 |
49 |
| view |
As the fact that you will become a zombie somehow ... |
12/12/07 |
36 |
| view |
Unfortunately for you, it's very obvious that you'... |
12/12/07 |
40 |
| view |
You find The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, and ... |
12/12/07 |
42 |
| view |
You grab the basketball and ram it into a zombie's... |
12/13/07 |
42 |
| view |
You grip his nostrils with amazing strength, and b... |
02/19/08 |
27 |
| view |
He happily says "Good, tell me how to make more, a... |
02/19/08 |
35 |
| view |
You barrel roll faster than previously thought pos... |
02/19/08 |
24 |
| view |
You do so for several hours, eventually resulting ... |
02/19/08 |
31 |
| view |
They respond with "Then how the hell are you flyin... |
02/19/08 |
27 |
| view |
Congrats, Legacy Anon gets pissed off and starts s... |
02/20/08 |
27 |
| view |
Using the stoned cop as a distraction, you run str... |
02/20/08 |
25 |
| view |
You head home and try to enjoy watching your TV, s... |
02/20/08 |
18 |
| view |
You decide to pretend to take the red pill, that s... |
03/11/08 |
24 |
| view |
Congrats, you just killed the perfect future wife,... |
03/11/08 |
31 |
| view |
She overdoses on the pills, "So much for that rela... |
03/11/08 |
34 |
| view |
As you continue to eat the zombies' arms, the tast... |
03/15/08 |
24 |
| view |
You slowly begin to take off your clothes, the man... |
03/15/08 |
25 |
| view |
Seeing as your lord MicMcBlobby forces you to eat ... |
03/15/08 |
28 |
| view |
Sadly for you, just because you're rolling, it doe... |
05/15/08 |
7 |
| view |
Despite your lack of skill in flying space ships, ... |
05/15/08 |
7 |
| view |
Everyone starts hacking up cows left and right, th... |
05/15/08 |
12 |
| view |
Sadly for you, one of your homophobic co-workers h... |
05/15/08 |
15 |
| view |
You go on a rampage terroising and killing a bunch... |
05/15/08 |
16 |
