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"Then why did you ask me to join you in the first ... |
06/01/07 |
114 |
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You yell loudly like a deranged beast at her. She ... |
06/01/07 |
86 |
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This seems to be the only logical thing to do, so ... |
06/01/07 |
97 |
| view |
You run across the street while continuing to yell... |
06/01/07 |
69 |
| view |
Feeling a little weird after drinking the cop's bl... |
06/01/07 |
72 |
| view |
I mean, seriously? You're dead. Did you think some... |
06/01/07 |
53 |
| view |
YOU - ARE - DEAD!... |
06/01/07 |
47 |
| view |
First you jumped. Then you died. Wheee!... |
06/01/07 |
50 |
| view |
After all that you got killed by a gay bike. You a... |
06/01/07 |
47 |
| view |
"Well, since you blew my dog's brains out, I guess... |
06/01/07 |
63 |
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You drive your new van straight into the middle of... |
06/02/07 |
56 |
| view |
You run over to the jungle gym without saying anyt... |
06/02/07 |
59 |
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"My brakes were cut," you say, holding your hands ... |
06/02/07 |
59 |
| view |
You proceed to know her over. Ohhhh yeeaaah.... |
06/02/07 |
61 |
| view |
You're so disgusted with yourself for making this ... |
06/02/07 |
71 |
| view |
Well, I guess it's your decision. You explode. Wel... |
06/02/07 |
58 |
| view |
"No, that's alright," you say.
"Oh," she says.... |
06/02/07 |
107 |
| view |
"Excuse me?" you ask.
"I said," she continues,... |
06/02/07 |
105 |
| view |
"If we must," you say. And so you did.... |
06/02/07 |
103 |
| view |
"But we don't have a camera," you say.
"Well,"... |
06/02/07 |
91 |
| view |
You died?
Yes, you died.... |
06/02/07 |
89 |
| view |
Oh! You owned that guard good! Wait... it seems th... |
06/02/07 |
82 |
| view |
Well that was certainly gross. I don't think I can... |
06/02/07 |
71 |
| view |
You keep going without looking back. I mean, what ... |
06/02/07 |
76 |
| view |
She's pretty confused, but she eventually smiles a... |
06/02/07 |
91 |
| view |
"Well I never!" she exclaims. What a prude. You di... |
06/02/07 |
78 |
| view |
You keep running. And running. And running. You ju... |
06/02/07 |
65 |
| view |
She gon' shoot you, fool! You don't wanna do that!... |
06/04/07 |
75 |
| view |
Alright, fine! She shoots you dead. Are you happy?... |
06/04/07 |
81 |
| view |
Well I guess that's all that matters then.... |
06/04/07 |
52 |
| view |
Sorry, no can do. You're dead now. You're not even... |
06/04/07 |
57 |
| view |
She laughs at your poor grammar and saunters off r... |
06/04/07 |
61 |
| view |
Oh crap! She took your gun anyway! Now you're done... |
06/04/07 |
64 |
| view |
Yay! TV! Time to zone out............................ |
06/04/07 |
53 |
| view |
"Oh, these are just wonderful!" says the monster. ... |
06/04/07 |
81 |
| view |
"I don't know how to remian..." you say. Well you ... |
06/04/07 |
62 |
| view |
After you deflate your boss, it finally hits you t... |
06/04/07 |
60 |
| view |
Oh snap, you ran into a wall. Don't you feel silly... |
06/04/07 |
61 |
| view |
No, sorry. That's not gonna work. Let's think abou... |
06/04/07 |
65 |
| view |
cul·prit [kuhl-prit]
–noun
1. a person or other... |
06/04/07 |
61 |
| view |
Oh, like hell can run! Good one! hahehe...hell run... |
06/04/07 |
74 |
| view |
The operators at 911 have a good laugh over your p... |
06/04/07 |
70 |
| view |
Nope, nobody calls for you. You're gonna die, and ... |
06/04/07 |
72 |
| view |
Jason kills everyone. Jason talks in present tense... |
06/04/07 |
58 |
| view |
Hooray! Jason finally leaves, and you can finally ... |
06/04/07 |
58 |
| view |
Jason goes home. You feel completely violated afte... |
06/04/07 |
59 |
| view |
Yes!... |
06/04/07 |
55 |
| view |
Everybody laughs at Jason.... |
06/04/07 |
58 |
| view |
"Ugh. That was the worst rape ever," you say to yo... |
11/05/07 |
61 |
| view |
"There there," Jimmy says, patting you on the head... |
12/11/07 |
55 |
| view |
You pull your hands to your side and press the hee... |
01/19/08 |
47 |
| view |
**(This choice was supposed to say "Chase after he... |
01/19/08 |
43 |
| view |
You slowly walk over to the map and crouch down.
... |
01/19/08 |
46 |
| view |
You paint over the wall with a dazzling shade of y... |
01/19/08 |
45 |
| view |
"Hahahahahaa! Clowns don't have balls!" one of the... |
01/19/08 |
40 |
| view |
You swiftly kick them both in the teeth, knocking ... |
01/19/08 |
34 |
| view |
"Oh crap..."
The ensuing nuclear blast causes ... |
01/19/08 |
41 |
| view |
How much did that last sentence suck?... |
01/19/08 |
37 |
| view |
As I see it, there are only a few possible explana... |
01/19/08 |
45 |
| view |
Science is all like, "Hey, man, thanks for the hip... |
09/29/08 |
1 |
| view |
I don't know, do you wait for a bus? Was that even... |
09/29/08 |
1 |
| view |
Ha! Did you like how I didn't give you any other c... |
09/29/08 |
1 |
| view |
Once in the sewers, you roll through tons of nasty... |
09/29/08 |
1 |
| view |
You pick up the closest thing to you, which happen... |
09/29/08 |
1 |
| view |
You run full speed into the iron bars of your cell... |
09/29/08 |
1 |
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This... |
09/29/08 |
2 |
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whole... |
09/29/08 |
3 |
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page... |
09/29/08 |
3 |
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is... |
09/29/08 |
3 |
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retarded.... |
09/29/08 |
2 |
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"Two down, however-many-mice-are-left-in-my-house ... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
| view |
You carefully crack open the fortune cookie. A bli... |
10/03/08 |
1 |
| view |
"What's up?" says the kid from school who was anno... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
| view |
You perform a beautiful jumping spin-kick, and the... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
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Ugh. This story deserves to end after that last ro... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
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Press the back button on your browser, then pick t... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
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You try to kill a little boy, but you're so drunk ... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
| view |
You get stuck in the little window.... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
| view |
This random mailbox shoots you in the head. That m... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
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No, just kidding. You die.... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
| view |
Waaaaiiit.... you me him, and then you killed them... |
10/03/08 |
1 |
| view |
You gets arrested!... |
10/03/08 |
1 |
| view |
D!(k is actually a very popular brand of popsicle ... |
10/03/08 |
0 |
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You try to comfort her, but she's not really in th... |
10/04/08 |
0 |
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Your girlfriend is exceptionally stupid, so she bu... |
10/04/08 |
3 |
| view |
You were never a good Muslim, so you try to pray t... |
10/04/08 |
0 |
