| View |
Description |
Date |
Hits |
| view |
[center][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img2... |
03/08/07 |
1201 |
| view |
The caller ID reads “ChiquitaBanana”. That means i... |
03/08/07 |
715 |
| view |
Maybe it’s all the talk about vibrators, maybe it’... |
04/27/07 |
216 |
| view |
You’re angry enough to drown a kitten. You huff an... |
04/28/07 |
177 |
| view |
Such a difficult day as this one calls for a littl... |
05/01/07 |
145 |
| view |
In the next eighth of a second before impact, you ... |
05/16/07 |
129 |
| view |
You figure you might as well get some more wear ou... |
05/18/07 |
148 |
| view |
Very quietly, you lift the shiny new [i]Blahsmo[/i... |
05/18/07 |
113 |
| view |
Very bitterly, you pull your eyes from that magazi... |
05/18/07 |
128 |
| view |
“Oh my god, honey! What happened?” you gasp as you... |
05/21/07 |
217 |
| view |
“Ok, honey,” you sigh resignedly. “I’ll eat ice cr... |
05/21/07 |
131 |
| view |
“Eating ice cream doesn’t have anything to do with... |
05/21/07 |
145 |
| view |
It feels like someone has used your large intestin... |
05/22/07 |
218 |
| view |
“Hey,” you say with as much friendliness as you ca... |
05/22/07 |
153 |
| view |
“Hey,” you say in that low throaty voice that come... |
05/22/07 |
173 |
| view |
“This is a motherfucking stickup, you motherfuckin... |
05/22/07 |
263 |
| view |
Flushed with frustration, you pick up your phone a... |
06/02/07 |
153 |
| view |
Women know better than men that the hardest sort o... |
06/06/07 |
213 |
| view |
“Of course I am, now that YOU’RE here! Let’s ride ... |
06/06/07 |
173 |
| view |
“Of course I’m not all right, you idiot!” you scre... |
06/06/07 |
157 |
| view |
You sigh loudly into the phone so that it makes a ... |
06/07/07 |
230 |
| view |
The elevator door opens on the lobby to reveal you... |
06/22/07 |
202 |
| view |
Your period must be seriously messing with your br... |
06/22/07 |
137 |
| view |
The hippies, who barely seem to notice you anymore... |
06/28/07 |
132 |
| view |
“Make room for me!” you squeal, barely recognizing... |
07/13/07 |
97 |
| view |
GurlZ_r00L: fuck yah herhshey bar
ChiquitaBitch... |
10/10/07 |
121 |
| view |
You back away slowly, away from the little circle ... |
04/18/08 |
40 |
