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The time... is 8:13 PM. The writer is in his bed, ... |
04/30/07 |
716 |
| view |
No? What do you mean, no? I can't believe you! You... |
04/30/07 |
325 |
| view |
Well TOO BAD we're starting anyway.
Your nam... |
04/30/07 |
350 |
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You join in and, considering your mom isn't the cl... |
04/30/07 |
181 |
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-slow clap- Good work, Einstein. That was the poin... |
04/30/07 |
147 |
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Your penis rots off. You now have no way of going ... |
04/30/07 |
146 |
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MY GOD! You want the story to take THAT path? Coul... |
04/30/07 |
133 |
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Oh, thinking RATIONALLY are we? Well we'll have to... |
04/30/07 |
102 |
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Huh. Really? What?
What's that you say? Sticking... |
04/30/07 |
111 |
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No no, don't worry. Not until I kill you. By the w... |
04/30/07 |
99 |
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You, my friend, are one sick monkey.
And for tha... |
04/30/07 |
96 |
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What do you mean you want me to put you in bed wit... |
04/30/07 |
87 |
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Don't you yell at me! I have very sensitive feelin... |
04/30/07 |
123 |
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No I insist, it's fine man. We good homie? DAWWWWG... |
04/30/07 |
90 |
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Okay, fine... geez. Don't need to yell at me. Sooo... |
04/30/07 |
98 |
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Ahaha, thank you, I know, I know.... |
04/30/07 |
88 |
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You're such a flatterer.... |
04/30/07 |
79 |
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Oh don't put yourself down... I'm sure with enough... |
04/30/07 |
85 |
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Haha! So first, clean my room.... |
04/30/07 |
84 |
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Next, commit great good deeds in my name.... |
04/30/07 |
89 |
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YOU BASTARD! KILLING PUPPIES IS NOT A GREAT DEED!... |
04/30/07 |
81 |
| view |
Now the people hate me ;.;... |
04/30/07 |
84 |
| view |
Well... tell them it was you who did it.... |
04/30/07 |
70 |
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My my, you're in prison! Serves you right for kill... |
04/30/07 |
81 |
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It really sucks that the entire jury were made up ... |
04/30/07 |
82 |
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Soooo wanna play cards?... |
04/30/07 |
70 |
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My my! That's terrible! I can help you if you want... |
04/30/07 |
75 |
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So cards or no?... |
04/30/07 |
73 |
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Seems you're dead. ...Now do you want to play card... |
04/30/07 |
71 |
| view |
Why not?... |
04/30/07 |
69 |
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You are? Wait, there's a rule on infinite-story.co... |
04/30/07 |
87 |
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Oh, right. Thanks. You mean this ol' thing? Here y... |
04/30/07 |
77 |
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You can't do that.... |
04/30/07 |
82 |
| view |
Because I am your FATHER.... |
04/30/07 |
77 |
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-cuts off your hand-... |
04/30/07 |
76 |
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Yes. Yes it was.... |
04/30/07 |
77 |
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...So... you don't have a hand now right?... |
04/30/07 |
74 |
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Hmm. You know, I heard a story about a guy with no... |
04/30/07 |
74 |
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He got a mechanical one shortly afterwards. Then l... |
04/30/07 |
83 |
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It's better than this one.... |
04/30/07 |
71 |
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I am in love with a cookie.... |
04/30/07 |
73 |
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For you? No. Why are you in love with a cookie? Th... |
04/30/07 |
74 |
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No, no, you were.... |
04/30/07 |
71 |
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Should this story have a plot?... |
04/30/07 |
70 |
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Well it technically does... but it's written in wh... |
04/30/07 |
82 |
| view |
I wonder if whitehouse is one or two words? Either... |
04/30/07 |
80 |
| view |
"MY GOD, IT'S THEM ALIENS AGAIN! SUE THIS ALIEN!" ... |
04/30/07 |
78 |
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Yup.... |
04/30/07 |
73 |
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Nope.... |
04/30/07 |
86 |
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Okay.... |
04/30/07 |
69 |
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The cops don't really care. Apparently a new law h... |
04/30/07 |
203 |
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You decide to go against the law and kill policema... |
04/30/07 |
171 |
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YOU CRAZY PERSON! HOW COULD YOU? MY BROTHER WAS IN... |
04/30/07 |
125 |
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You want to bring a stranger on a date to your own... |
04/30/07 |
131 |
| view |
I think you know what's coming next ._.
You: O... |
04/30/07 |
117 |
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Are you sure it's in one of the food groups? If yo... |
04/30/07 |
189 |
| view |
Wait... wait it isn't a food group! Okay choose yo... |
04/30/07 |
146 |
| view |
Sex with big STD guys until your penis falls off, ... |
04/30/07 |
108 |
| view |
You want a chainsaw? Sure. -gives you a chainsaw- ... |
04/30/07 |
109 |
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So... how do you think people will rate?... |
04/30/07 |
119 |
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You find a dog quite easily, unfortunately. The pr... |
05/01/07 |
101 |
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WHAT? I'm going to have to kill you then. ^.^ -mur... |
05/01/07 |
137 |
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-sucks you into a vacuum- There. Considering I kno... |
05/01/07 |
111 |
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Too bad. It was cheating on you anyway with Y.... |
05/02/07 |
123 |
| view |
AEIOU AND SOMETIMES y.
And for that mistake, I a... |
05/02/07 |
109 |
| view |
Oh? You LIKE being a Smurf? Fine, then.
I'm goin... |
05/02/07 |
64 |
| view |
YEAH! Yeah I THOUGHT you wouldn't like that. Or ma... |
05/02/07 |
68 |
| view |
So I accomplish my goal, huh?
Niiice.
Well r... |
05/02/07 |
95 |
| view |
Hmm, so my reverse psychology will work? YAY! Haha... |
05/02/07 |
82 |
| view |
Why did you choose this option? The other ones not... |
05/02/07 |
76 |
| view |
Okay, this is better than option 1... but what abo... |
05/02/07 |
74 |
| view |
You're LEAVING option 1 and 2 in the dust?
You h... |
05/02/07 |
79 |
