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You are Zelda Mandok. A cynical teenage girl who d... |
07/08/07 |
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Way to go you crazy bitch! You just scared away th... |
07/08/07 |
191 |
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"You mean President Prez Mcpresington?! QUICK! TO ... |
07/08/07 |
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You Dropped the President into the vat. The sheer ... |
07/08/07 |
104 |
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Well, you thought it was a fun idea at the time. A... |
07/08/07 |
84 |
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Well, that didn't help Orpheus calm down at ALL. W... |
07/08/07 |
52 |
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Orpheus, completely not happy, helps you shove the... |
07/08/07 |
72 |
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After severely confusing Jane, and making an alrea... |
07/08/07 |
57 |
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"WHAT."
Jane happends to be a killer battle droid... |
07/08/07 |
49 |
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"Oh, really? That's so cool!"
Way to go, now you... |
07/08/07 |
45 |
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You have a grand time playing spin the dots, and y... |
07/08/07 |
222 |
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Ya pushed da button!
Da big red button.
Da ... |
07/08/07 |
83 |
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You flipped the switch, and the president is dropp... |
07/08/07 |
90 |
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Orpheus nods, you both smile and say goodbye for n... |
07/08/07 |
233 |
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You smell the envelope. It smells like recycled pa... |
07/08/07 |
86 |
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You oh so sneakily switched the letter without eve... |
07/08/07 |
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You lick it like the little ho you are.
After a ... |
07/08/07 |
54 |
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You open it, oh noez! It weren't da glue and paper... |
07/08/07 |
62 |
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You open it, it's a love letter. To you.
YOU!
It... |
07/08/07 |
136 |
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You set the letter on fire.
"I'll ask Orpheus ou... |
07/08/07 |
66 |
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You dress yourself up like Snow White, complete wi... |
07/08/07 |
83 |
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Orpheus has a look of confusion for a second, but ... |
07/08/07 |
86 |
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Why the hell did you do that?!
Orpheus is like ... |
07/08/07 |
46 |
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"Yay! It'll be a blast!"
You two have a road trip... |
07/08/07 |
64 |
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Way to ruin a perfectly romantic road trip. You sh... |
07/08/07 |
41 |
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"Yay!" Orpheus and you happily skip around the zoo... |
07/08/07 |
64 |
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"You mean the store that sells rubber chickens, ac... |
07/08/07 |
63 |
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"Well, I was bored decided to take a walk in the h... |
07/09/07 |
76 |
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Orpheus smiles and shakes his head.
"Sorry, I'm ... |
07/09/07 |
61 |
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You run to your room, crying teh emo tears, as all... |
07/09/07 |
59 |
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WHAT? Why did you say that? That doesn't even make... |
07/09/07 |
52 |
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"Well, I watched some web cartoons. Did you see th... |
07/09/07 |
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Orpheus is NOT into that stuff.
"Dude! Why the he... |
07/09/07 |
46 |
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"Hm, I haven't really caught up with it lately, wh... |
07/09/07 |
62 |
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"NOOO!! WHY DID YOU GIVE IT AWAY!?!?! RAAARGH!!!"
... |
07/09/07 |
54 |
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"Orpheus!! Please! It's just a webcomic! Don't do ... |
07/09/07 |
54 |
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It goes right through his robot heart.
AS he lie... |
07/09/07 |
42 |
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You head home with Robot Orpheus, you are still no... |
07/09/07 |
40 |
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"Orpheus! I came up here to tell you that I'm goin... |
07/09/07 |
40 |
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You valiantly leap infront of the insane robot and... |
07/09/07 |
44 |
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"Well, he's been doing podcast stuff alot. They're... |
07/09/07 |
57 |
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"You don't have an iPod?!!?!!?!?1?1?1?1?
LOL U SU... |
07/09/07 |
43 |
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"You're right. Good thing he updated then! Nice ta... |
07/09/07 |
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"Wasn't I supposed to do something?....Eh, guess I... |
07/09/07 |
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"I almost forgot, my secret admirer should be here... |
07/09/07 |
58 |
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"Hey, have you read any fan fiction of Sam and Fro... |
07/09/07 |
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What an awful night.
You go back to your room a... |
07/09/07 |
46 |
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That was just mean.... |
07/09/07 |
42 |
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"Oh em jehee!!"
You two giggle like little school... |
07/09/07 |
44 |
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"ILURVEDEMCATS!!!!"
In a fit of obsession over hi... |
07/09/07 |
56 |
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"Sounds great!" You two dawdle off to the cafeteri... |
07/09/07 |
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Nate and Jane give you the iciest glares man has e... |
07/09/07 |
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And so you did. You wrote about life, love, pain, ... |
07/09/07 |
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"Yeah! Woo!"
Luckily, Jane and Nate happen to bo... |
07/09/07 |
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Never take off your seat belt before the vehicle h... |
07/09/07 |
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"We're almost there!"
"..."
"..."
And then the... |
07/09/07 |
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Jane paused and stroked her chin, "You've given me... |
07/09/07 |
52 |
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"Lets not split up!" You heroicly state.
"That so... |
07/09/07 |
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"WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE NEWS, YOU ANNOYING LIT... |
07/09/07 |
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You roll up your sleeves and flex your string bean... |
07/09/07 |
86 |
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Jane and Nate: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!!"
... |
07/09/07 |
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"Lets go this way...oww....oww...." You hobble ove... |
07/09/07 |
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"AAAAAARGHHHH!!!!"
And then Orpheus turned into... |
07/09/07 |
53 |
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Right as you were about to turn the key, Jane said... |
07/09/07 |
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You fell into a pit of man eating dandelions. G'ni... |
07/09/07 |
61 |
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You come to a bridge with a toll booth.
One of th... |
07/09/07 |
83 |
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"No."
He then devoured your head.
you lose.... |
07/09/07 |
60 |
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"Don't mind if I do!"
The android then devoured a... |
07/09/07 |
53 |
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"Words hurt you know!"
The whiny android then lea... |
07/09/07 |
61 |
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"Lets split up gang!"
"Sure!" Jane and Nate su... |
07/09/07 |
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Wrong door! You instead, walked into the gift shop... |
07/09/07 |
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"Orpheus!!"
You rush into the room. It's a testin... |
07/09/07 |
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You rush in through the doors, right in time to ca... |
07/09/07 |
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Uh, heh. No. You aren't the kind of person to call... |
07/09/07 |
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