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You are still Zelda Mandok. You are still a goth c... |
08/19/07 |
549 |
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You squeel like a dying platypus in the sun and oo... |
08/19/07 |
181 |
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I don't know who you are talking but no one cares ... |
08/19/07 |
89 |
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You sure told that can of soup.... |
08/19/07 |
40 |
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You slowly walk up into Orpheus' domain. The air i... |
08/19/07 |
72 |
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You bash Orpheus' brains in to open your stupid so... |
08/19/07 |
63 |
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You scream at the corpse. You then stomp over to y... |
08/19/07 |
33 |
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Or atleast that's what you claim your doing.
Wh... |
08/19/07 |
49 |
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You shove the happy couples off of cliffs. You hap... |
08/19/07 |
44 |
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"No."
Ted koppel permits you to ask a different q... |
08/19/07 |
26 |
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You angrily float in space while watching the news... |
08/19/07 |
29 |
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"I want to see you beg. Beg for mercy and grovel o... |
08/19/07 |
40 |
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"I VOMIT WITH RAGE!!"
Ted Koppel bent over his th... |
08/19/07 |
44 |
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You sure told that cardboard window.... |
08/19/07 |
167 |
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"Prepare to die!"
"Huh?"
You leap twoards Orpheu... |
08/19/07 |
62 |
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You shake the magic 8 ball and it sends you and Or... |
08/19/07 |
33 |
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The device whirrs, jigs, and and buzzes, the two o... |
08/19/07 |
42 |
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You angrily stomp back to the technodrome, grab a ... |
08/19/07 |
30 |
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"How do we do that?"
"Easy, he's a news reporte... |
08/19/07 |
34 |
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You two giggle for thirty five hours at the though... |
08/19/07 |
36 |
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Of all the times you decide to press the joke answ... |
08/19/07 |
31 |
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Boom!
Another Sumo dented the walls.
"Crap, they... |
08/19/07 |
28 |
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The ball says
"I don't got any teeth. Ask Mr. Owl... |
10/28/07 |
19 |
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You pressed the emergency button.
And By emergenc... |
10/28/07 |
28 |
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"Dance!"
And so he did.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... |
10/28/07 |
20 |
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So you climbed to the top of mount shlooptopglemoo... |
10/28/07 |
27 |
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"I came up with a plan!"
So you then finished you... |
10/28/07 |
21 |
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Orpheus' face is a red bruise of pain. You finish ... |
10/28/07 |
31 |
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Jane then angrily shouts,
"Screw you! You can go ... |
10/28/07 |
22 |
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"Zelda!! If you walk out of this room, you'll neve... |
10/28/07 |
24 |
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Tonight on Dr. Phil.
A goth girl who probably w... |
10/28/07 |
19 |
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"Time for this bird to fly! Go go gadget Wings!"
... |
10/28/07 |
29 |
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You walk up to a car with a couple making out.
Yo... |
10/28/07 |
38 |
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yes.
The end.... |
10/28/07 |
19 |
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Yay!
You and Orpheus and Ted Koppel play a roll... |
10/28/07 |
12 |
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Then the police arrested you for planning to murde... |
10/28/07 |
36 |
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You're old now. Orpheus died seven years ago.
The... |
10/28/07 |
21 |
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You and Orpheus drive off to Canada, America's hat... |
10/28/07 |
23 |
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"But-"
You then shoved the love of your life into... |
10/28/07 |
20 |
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"To the technodrome! ....will you hurry up?!"
... |
10/28/07 |
29 |
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You then angrily stomp over to your room, and watc... |
10/28/07 |
17 |
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You did.
He did.
He died.
You laughed.
... |
10/28/07 |
20 |
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"Lets all become meeeeeeeerrrmaaaaaids!!"
So th... |
10/28/07 |
20 |
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That's just stupid.... |
01/02/08 |
10 |
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You follow the hair over to Old Man Jenkin's farm.... |
01/02/08 |
28 |
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"How do you read the news?"
Dangit, you now look ... |
01/02/08 |
20 |
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He then happily escorts you to the hunting range, ... |
01/02/08 |
25 |
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I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unabl... |
01/02/08 |
23 |
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We steal the can opener, so that I can open this f... |
01/04/08 |
24 |
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"But Zelda, the council said we couldn't use these... |
01/04/08 |
23 |
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As you walk inside you notice Jane and nate seem t... |
01/04/08 |
25 |
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And so you did.... |
01/04/08 |
17 |
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"Who wants to know? More importantly, WHAT IN THE ... |
01/04/08 |
27 |
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You barge into the room which usually is Orpheus'.... |
01/04/08 |
15 |
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Hey, Jate, Nane.
"Hey." The two said at once. Th... |
01/04/08 |
16 |
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You found out that pudding has been extinct for tw... |
01/04/08 |
21 |
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The day arrives where old man Jenkins pulls the tw... |
01/04/08 |
12 |
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On the letter, it says in purple girly hand writin... |
01/04/08 |
21 |
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You wrote this on a letter and sent it to the retu... |
01/04/08 |
25 |
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You watch it, and inbetween the show, they have a ... |
01/04/08 |
23 |
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You stomp down into Nate's room. He's on sleep mod... |
01/04/08 |
12 |
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You track him down like a beast and find him at th... |
01/04/08 |
16 |
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You search through every inch of Orpheus' room. Ma... |
01/04/08 |
19 |
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"Jane! Nate! Orpheus has been kidnapped by the gov... |
01/04/08 |
23 |
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That was easy. Especially because they were vegeta... |
01/04/08 |
25 |
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"Nate, we're going to need you to distract the pat... |
01/05/08 |
24 |
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You're mean.... |
01/05/08 |
19 |
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"Orpheus! We're almost there!"
"MMrfgghl!!"
... |
01/05/08 |
26 |
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You then dropped Orpheus into a cactus two miles b... |
01/05/08 |
19 |
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"...what? I...I was just grocery shopping! WHAT'S ... |
01/05/08 |
20 |
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You throw Jane into the middle of the store. Sudde... |
01/05/08 |
15 |
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You see a bunch of no good can opener hating hippi... |
04/06/08 |
9 |
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Yes, but where does one start looking for a can op... |
04/06/08 |
17 |
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"Zelda, as a girl, I can't help but feel jealous t... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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As you groan and walk out of the Technodrome, you ... |
04/06/08 |
14 |
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The thirty five year old dressed in lipstick with ... |
04/06/08 |
14 |
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"w-whatever. I'm not afraid."
Well you should be,... |
04/06/08 |
15 |
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The fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the ... |
04/06/08 |
9 |
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You then pause, and in your mind you imagined Zeld... |
04/06/08 |
16 |
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You then curl your hair, put on a frilly dress, an... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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You then realize, that by taking money from the re... |
04/06/08 |
13 |
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"But, you could get out of here for like, free. Al... |
04/06/08 |
11 |
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After all this time locked away in prison, you jus... |
04/06/08 |
13 |
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"Que sera sera, you're the better man. Well, see y... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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You pound that pretty many-boy's face in, seriousl... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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"Hey, if you don't post that, then I'll let you br... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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The goffiks, emosexuals, and weeaboos all glare at... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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After a very short walking distance, you reach the... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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"Society wants me to eat breakfast. But I'm not go... |
04/06/08 |
74 |
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And so you stomped out of the cinema, but as you w... |
04/06/08 |
18 |
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"No no no no! Popcorn is full of transfats and fat... |
04/06/08 |
17 |
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You went through the pantry, and found that, to yo... |
04/06/08 |
29 |
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Zelda purses her lips.
"That is none of your busi... |
04/06/08 |
20 |
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Zelda,... |
04/06/08 |
14 |
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Realizing the two of you just wouldn't work out, a... |
04/06/08 |
11 |
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Zelda looks at you, now with confidence.
"You're ... |
04/06/08 |
14 |
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I know, right? This is really poor writing.
"L... |
04/06/08 |
13 |
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"Zelda, if you leave me, then I wont be an importa... |
04/06/08 |
9 |
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"Oh, Zelda, I promise I'll be bett-"
"NOT! Ha! I ... |
04/06/08 |
8 |
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"...what?"
"The news, can I watch it too?"
"You'... |
04/06/08 |
10 |
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"Don't you walk out of that door Nefarious Android... |
04/06/08 |
15 |
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"Hey everyone! Wake up! It's time to steal the lan... |
04/06/08 |
84 |
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"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchu... |
04/06/08 |
27 |
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"I'm too old to lick things these days, go ask Mr.... |
04/06/08 |
34 |
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"Moon sister, such disrespect shall not be tolerat... |
04/06/08 |
15 |
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"Very well then. Would you like some free land?"
... |
04/06/08 |
13 |
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The moose frowns and hardens his face.
"Is that a... |
04/08/08 |
28 |
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"Come on, lets track down those sumbitches and tur... |
04/08/08 |
23 |
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"Orpheus, you go with Nate. Jane, you're coming wi... |
04/08/08 |
18 |
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You leap down to the forest ground, directly in fr... |
04/08/08 |
20 |
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You then spin around three times, and magically pr... |
04/08/08 |
13 |
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You wander through the woods, trying to recognize ... |
04/08/08 |
13 |
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Right when you are about to leap down from the tre... |
04/08/08 |
20 |
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"We can't let this fire bully us!"
And so you and... |
04/08/08 |
19 |
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You then set the corpse of Fire...on fire. Thus mi... |
04/08/08 |
11 |
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After hiding the enormous red and orange corpse of... |
04/08/08 |
12 |
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You and Jane run through the fires, coughing as th... |
04/08/08 |
10 |
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"Lets stay together. Orpheus, you'll have to earn ... |
04/08/08 |
13 |
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"Lets go onwards, to the village, if we hurry, may... |
04/08/08 |
18 |
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You point to the top of the hill.
It's Orpheus, i... |
04/08/08 |
17 |
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You await your demise, with pride, you stand tall,... |
04/08/08 |
11 |
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Right as he is about to poke the burning hot smoke... |
04/08/08 |
11 |
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You then inject a needle into your tush, and becom... |
04/08/08 |
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