Morathi

Well, as you can see I live in Canada, so it's dark half the year. I live in an igloo on an ice flow with my family and our team of sled dogs. We hunt whales for oil to sell to the traders, and I live off a diet of seal and polar bear. Also, I speak English, Francais, and Inuktitut.

Actually, the only truth to that paragraph is that I'm an Anglophone (English speaking) Canadian. I enjoy writing, I play the trombone, and I do Kendo (Japanese fencing). There's an animated gif below of a really good tsuki (throat) strike. Who knows, maybe in another fifty years I'll be up to the level of that guy?