Mr. Wiggles Big Adventures (Not a Childrens Story) by NCPolice55571 NR

"Mr.Wiggles, what the hell else you have in that bag? I already can't believe you brought a phoney ID. If you get caught with that you can go to jail. Or worse ye they will put you in the Zoo."

"Oh no, don't say that. I never want to go back there again." says Mr.Wiggles as he opens up his bag pulling out a hand gun.

You can't belive this little fuzzy bear has a handgun. From a TV show just for kids to now having a gun and a fake ID and drinking alchol. Just as you had thought you had seen it all this little bear then pulls out a pack of Marlboro Cigarettes and lights one up. You can't believe him you shake your head in disgust and even debate going on any further.