"Hello?", the voice answers again.

You breathe into the phone.

"Listen. I don't know who you are, but I'm sending this number to the police right now!"

Click.

Minutes later the police arrive at your door. Great! Someone gets murdered, they take hours, a harmless joke, and they show up immediately!

You try to tell them that it was just a joke, but they proceed to take you into custody anyway.

A few days later you and your friends have quite the laugh over your "date that never was".

THE END