Mrs. Smith smiles.

"You pig.", you hear from behind you.

Turning around, you see Sara. She has long blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. Her lips are full and pink. She's wearing tight black pants and an even tighter cut-off t-shirt.

"Ready for our date?", you ask.

"Not likely, pig.", Sara says angrily.

"I'll be leaving now.", you say as you walk quickly from the house.

Well, that didn't turn out like you had hoped.

THE END