Blind Date by Lucid NR

"So, your family seems nice.", you say.

She looks at you as though you as though you were a total idiot.

"Are you crazy? My Dad's a big fat red neck, my brother is a little pervert, my mom's a cougar and my grandmother is a nutcase! We've been on Maury Povich two times and Jerry Springer three times!"

You smile. That's a hard one to respond to, you agree, her family is crazy. She looks great though...