Yesterday by Bassoonist R

The nearest beach is probably Whitby. This involves a substantial drive, but no matter. You get your car, adjusting to wearing stilettos whilst using the pedals, and drive through the North Yorkshire Moors - in full heather bloom.

At the beach you change into a bikini. It isn't the most convincing fit, but,hey, you need to be confident in this new identity.

You wander towards the sea trying to decide what to do next.