The Adventures of George W. Bush by curmudgeon PG

Though many of your friends describe you as "not the brightest bulb in the box", your father has helped you in assembling a competent Cabinet in order to advise you. It sure is much easier to run a country when you have a bunch of people making decisions for you!

Josh Bolten hands you a list of your advisors that are currently available for consultation. Which advisor do you wish to speak with, sir?