The girls smile and run to their CD collection. Jenna grabs one particular disc and says "This one's our favorite!" Once the disc begins to play, you recognize it immediately. You begin screaming at the top of your lungs:

"NO! NOT THE DIXIE CHICKS! THEY HATE AMERICA AND ALL IT STANDS FOR! HOW COULD YOU LISTEN TO THIS? I OFFICIALLY DISOWN YOU BOTH!"

Once Laura hears of this, she divorces you over your petty qualms with the Chicks. You die a lonely, sad little man.