The Adventures of George W. Bush by curmudgeon PG

You head over to the Office of the Vice President. As you enter the room, you see that Dick is writing a letter to one of his former employees at Halliburton.

"Hey Dick! How's it going?" you say.

Mr. Cheney glares at you, but that's just his way of saying hello. He puts his letter aside and asks you if you want some advice, or if you would rather just go on a trip with him.