Billy is too much of a coward to do shit, yet he doesn’t mind you getting in trouble. Well you want that money, but you’re not going to take the risk. At least not directly. You know what to do.
“Hey guys you want some extra burgers?” you ask.
They seem to be surprised you’re asking them so politely, but they accept.
“Yeah! And make it quick faggot!” one of them says.
You begin making up burgers for them, while Billy wonders what the hell you’re doing.
“What the hell are you doing Mel?”
“Something YOU should’ve thought of a long time ago fat ass!” you say finishing up the burgers, and give them to one of other employees to serve to the skinheads.
“Now watch biological warfare at work.” You say.
Soon, the skinheads don’t feel very well, and start collapsing on the floor, retching and outright puking. You go to stand over them as they moan in pain.
“Aww, do your tummys’ ache? Maybe next time you’ll think about making sure the person making your meal isn’t putting tainted meat in it! Fucking idiots!”
“Dammit Mel, this doesn’t help me! They could sue the place now!”
“Relax, if the health department hasn’t shut you down yet, I doubt this little incident is going to cause them to. Hell I’m surprised they didn’t get sick from just eating your regular hamburgers! Where’s my money?”
“Well alright, but help me drag them out of here.” Billy says handing you the money.
“Get your minions to do it for you, I don’t work here!” you say and leave.
You go buy the “top shelf” wine, get drunk and proceed to practice shooting at broken furniture lying outside your trailer until Tina comes home.
“Well I see you’re in your usual state of drunkenness. Did you actually work at Billy’s today?”
“See for yourself (hic!)” you say and throw a wad of money on the ground. As Tina bends over to pick it up, you take advantage of the situation and her position.
“Oh fuck yeah!” you shout in the middle of the act and fire your pistol up in the air several times.
The next day you and Tina are the topic of discussion in the entire trailer park.
“Hey guys you want some extra burgers?” you ask.
They seem to be surprised you’re asking them so politely, but they accept.
“Yeah! And make it quick faggot!” one of them says.
You begin making up burgers for them, while Billy wonders what the hell you’re doing.
“What the hell are you doing Mel?”
“Something YOU should’ve thought of a long time ago fat ass!” you say finishing up the burgers, and give them to one of other employees to serve to the skinheads.
“Now watch biological warfare at work.” You say.
Soon, the skinheads don’t feel very well, and start collapsing on the floor, retching and outright puking. You go to stand over them as they moan in pain.
“Aww, do your tummys’ ache? Maybe next time you’ll think about making sure the person making your meal isn’t putting tainted meat in it! Fucking idiots!”
“Dammit Mel, this doesn’t help me! They could sue the place now!”
“Relax, if the health department hasn’t shut you down yet, I doubt this little incident is going to cause them to. Hell I’m surprised they didn’t get sick from just eating your regular hamburgers! Where’s my money?”
“Well alright, but help me drag them out of here.” Billy says handing you the money.
“Get your minions to do it for you, I don’t work here!” you say and leave.
You go buy the “top shelf” wine, get drunk and proceed to practice shooting at broken furniture lying outside your trailer until Tina comes home.
“Well I see you’re in your usual state of drunkenness. Did you actually work at Billy’s today?”
“See for yourself (hic!)” you say and throw a wad of money on the ground. As Tina bends over to pick it up, you take advantage of the situation and her position.
“Oh fuck yeah!” you shout in the middle of the act and fire your pistol up in the air several times.
The next day you and Tina are the topic of discussion in the entire trailer park.
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