Well youre not too keen on doing some REAL work, so you ask what Jims mission is.
Go in Petrovs and do some recon for me.
What good is that gonna do? What you think hes got some kind of secret weapon or some shit? The fuckin cold wars over you know!
Fuck you! I know that commie bastards (COUGH!) got something over there thats drawing more people there, find out what it is!
Havent you ever been in the shop?
No. And I aint setting foot in some soviet store front!
Setting foot? you snicker.
You know what I mean wise ass! (COUGH!) Now you got your orders, now go!
Yeah, yeah.
You exit and head down to Petrovs. You dont even know what youre supposed to be doing, let alone how to go about doing it! All you know is, youve had a run in with Petrov before and it didnt end well. The place is a lot brighter than Jims. It almost looks too clean to be a repair shop. Theres an unrecognizable flag of some country youve never heard of (let alone pronounce) on the wall. You see Petrov, hes chain smoking as much as Jim, but is somehow twice as dirty and grungy.
YOU! You there! I remember you! You call me communist asshole! Get out of shop and kiss my dick! Petrov yells as soon as you enter.
Nope he still doesnt like you.
Go in Petrovs and do some recon for me.
What good is that gonna do? What you think hes got some kind of secret weapon or some shit? The fuckin cold wars over you know!
Fuck you! I know that commie bastards (COUGH!) got something over there thats drawing more people there, find out what it is!
Havent you ever been in the shop?
No. And I aint setting foot in some soviet store front!
Setting foot? you snicker.
You know what I mean wise ass! (COUGH!) Now you got your orders, now go!
Yeah, yeah.
You exit and head down to Petrovs. You dont even know what youre supposed to be doing, let alone how to go about doing it! All you know is, youve had a run in with Petrov before and it didnt end well. The place is a lot brighter than Jims. It almost looks too clean to be a repair shop. Theres an unrecognizable flag of some country youve never heard of (let alone pronounce) on the wall. You see Petrov, hes chain smoking as much as Jim, but is somehow twice as dirty and grungy.
YOU! You there! I remember you! You call me communist asshole! Get out of shop and kiss my dick! Petrov yells as soon as you enter.
Nope he still doesnt like you.
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