Well this is a pretty easy job you think, just direct some lonely losers to the back and kick ass if they step out of line. Petrov actually isn’t too bad either, other than his continued murder of the English language; he’s become slightly friendlier to you.

Would’ve been a nice set up too, had Big Jim not called the cops on the place. Since you never came back, he thought Petrov must’ve done something to you, listed you as missing in action and decided more drastic actions needed to be taken. When the sheriff arrived he had all his boys armed and ready for some sort of showdown, but of course when they raided the place all they found were a bunch of Johns, whores and you. (Somehow Petrov evaded capture) You’re placed in the foul smelling holding cell. You attempt to get Tina to bail you out, but she gets pissed off at you instead.

“You fuckin’ moron! You can’t be a bouncer at my strip club to be closer to me, but you can be one at some second rate whore house? What, were you getting paid in blowjobs by the skanks there? Fuck you Mel! Rot in fuckin’ jail!” she says and storms off. Others in the cell snicker to themselves as you scowl at them and prepare for a night of sleeping on a hard bench trying to ignore the piss smell that pervades the cell.

No pussy, no beer, and you’re in jail. Today fucking sucked.