There’s no way you’re gonna be able to save her from all those huge adult pigs. Chances are they’d fuck and eat you too given the agitated state they’re in. You run off to find Clem as you hear Suzy scream for someone to help. Eventually you find him.

“What?! Goddammit Mel! You shoulda been savin’ her! She might be dead by now and if’n she is I’m personally gonna make you my NEW daughter to replace her!” Clem runs to grab his shotgun. You both run to the pen, but Suzy is climbing out a little shaken, and completely covered in nastiness. The pigs seem to have lost interest in her and are now rolling around in their own filth contentedly

“Darlin’! What happened?”
“Oh Daddy it was…it was…WONDERFUL!”
You and Clem look at each other. “WHAT?!”
“I mean I was ravaged like a common farm animal. Mmmmmm, I never knew the touch of a pig could feel sooooo good!” She says rubbing her hands over her disgusting body and wandering off to the house.

You’re not sure how to react. If you had a weaker stomach you’d probably puke, but of course being made of stronger stuff you just stand around looking like a dumb ass instead.

“Well, I think you’ve done more than enough work today Mel.”
“Hey look Clem it’s not my fault that your daughter got molested by horny pigs!”
“What? No I’m not mad about that! If anything I’m happy, Suzy’s been wanting to leave this farm for a long time. I was wondering how I was going to keep her here. Well I know she’s gonna stay put now! I’m gonna give you ”
”Uh…okay. Clem aren’t you the least bit concerned that your daughter got fucked by pigs, let alone the fact she likes it?”
“Fuck no! I mean hell I’ve been known to slip some pork to the pork now and then! We all done it.”
”Hey Mr. animal lover, I HAVEN’T fucking done it! An’ I’m not about to!”
“Haw Haw! You don’t know what’s good boy! Ah, I guess you don’t know no better bein’ citified an’ all. Well here’s your money.” Clem hands you a wad of bills. They smell like the rest of the farm, but green is still green.

“You coming back tomorrow? Got some more work for ya to do. Could be lucrative!”
“No Clem, you just reminded me why I don’t associate with the rest of my fucked up family!” you say and drive off.

You’re eager to get rid of the money Clem gave you, since it’s stinking up your truck, of course you’d be doing that anyway. You don’t think the stink of that farm is ever going to come off of you. After spending most of it on beer at the liquor store, you go home and get drunk. Tina comes home.

“Well, well, well, I guess you got some money somehow, I hope you didn’t spend it ALL on fuckin’ beer. Whew! It smells like pig shit in here!”
“(hic!) Hey baby I was just thinkin’ how high class we are.”
“Oh? And what made you come up with this delusion?”
“Well (hic!) we might be dysfunctional white trailer trash…BUT at least we don’t fuck pigs.”