Well you seem to be doing a good job at the killin bit, so I guess Ill chop em up. What do I do exactly?
TAKE THIS! SPLIT PIGGIES OPEN AND REMOVE STUFF INSIDE! Junior says handing you his big cleaver.
Erm Okay, but where do I throw away the stuff?
NOT THROW AWAY! JUST PUT ASIDE! USE INSIDES FOR OTHER FOOD! SORT LATER! Junior points agitatedly to a big table full of guts and other pig organs.
PUT REST OF PIGGY UP ON HOOKS! Junior then points to some porkers on some wicked looking meat hooks.
You begin on the nearest dead pig and start slicing and hacking away, as Junior continues to bash the brains out of another pig. Youre still working on your first pig and Juniors already killed five of them.
YOU TOO SLOW! LAZY! Junior says getting agitated again that the bodies arent being chopped up as fast as hes killing them.
Hey you got the easy job! Chopping these motherfuckers up takes more fuckin time than splitting their skulls open!
Junior didnt quite make out all you said, but got the basic idea of it.
HM! YOU NEED TECH HELP CAUSE YOU SLOW AND LAZY HERE USE THIS! Junior hands you a chainsaw, you look at the big stainless steel rotary blade in wonder. Its almost like an extension of your dick.
Oh shit. Fuck yeah! This is what Im talkin about! you say and power up the chainsaw and begin carving up the swine and getting totally into it, until Junior starts to get irritated yet again.
YOU SLOPPY! YOU PAY ATTENTION! YOU CUTTIN UP PIGGY WRONG! RUINING MEAT!
Juniors REALLY getting on your nerves at this point
TAKE THIS! SPLIT PIGGIES OPEN AND REMOVE STUFF INSIDE! Junior says handing you his big cleaver.
Erm Okay, but where do I throw away the stuff?
NOT THROW AWAY! JUST PUT ASIDE! USE INSIDES FOR OTHER FOOD! SORT LATER! Junior points agitatedly to a big table full of guts and other pig organs.
PUT REST OF PIGGY UP ON HOOKS! Junior then points to some porkers on some wicked looking meat hooks.
You begin on the nearest dead pig and start slicing and hacking away, as Junior continues to bash the brains out of another pig. Youre still working on your first pig and Juniors already killed five of them.
YOU TOO SLOW! LAZY! Junior says getting agitated again that the bodies arent being chopped up as fast as hes killing them.
Hey you got the easy job! Chopping these motherfuckers up takes more fuckin time than splitting their skulls open!
Junior didnt quite make out all you said, but got the basic idea of it.
HM! YOU NEED TECH HELP CAUSE YOU SLOW AND LAZY HERE USE THIS! Junior hands you a chainsaw, you look at the big stainless steel rotary blade in wonder. Its almost like an extension of your dick.
Oh shit. Fuck yeah! This is what Im talkin about! you say and power up the chainsaw and begin carving up the swine and getting totally into it, until Junior starts to get irritated yet again.
YOU SLOPPY! YOU PAY ATTENTION! YOU CUTTIN UP PIGGY WRONG! RUINING MEAT!
Juniors REALLY getting on your nerves at this point
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