Goddamn right kick his ass! Like there was any other fucking choice?

You immediately wade through the crowd of horny bastards and punch the date rapist in training in the back of his head; he immediately lets her go and falls to the ground.
“Mel!” Tina shouts as the crowd backs off.
You kick him a couple of times in the stomach, as he gasps for air, you pick him up like a rag doll and slam his head into the table, causing a gash that bleeds profusely. You then proceed to beat his face in. He seems to be trying to say something like “Stop.” Or “please” but its coming out garbled due to the blood and teeth floating around in his mouth. Doesn’t matter since you aren’t listening anyway.

“MEL! Stop you’re going to kill him!” Tina screams and tries to pull you away.

Erm…too late.

Ordinarily beating a man to death in front of several witnesses in a public place would result in severe legal trouble, but things work a little different in small towns…
First thing you do is threaten every guy there that saw what happened that they better not say shit. Most of them are either too afraid of you or don’t care at all. College boy wasn’t even a local. He was one of those rich city folk that acted like an arrogant fuck, talking down to everyone. He isn’t very sympathetic. Hell it’s amazing he didn’t get killed sooner. The strippers didn’t care for him either so no problems there. The only one who you are concerned about is the DJ since he’s not exactly a good ‘ol boy. However, it seems he’s been zonked out on XTC the whole time this happened, so he isn’t even aware he’s even on earth, let alone what’s happened.

Well it’s still YOUR mess, so the clean up is still your problem, but a trip to the nearby woods and a shovel takes care of that. You don’t get home until the morning where Tina’s been worrying about you. You tell her to relax and fall asleep on the bed

And the whole event passes without incident. You don’t work at the strip club anymore though. (The owner felt you’re too “volatile”) There’s some others college boys that come looking for there friend, but the sheriff doesn’t put too much time into looking for some damn rich kid. They all oughta stay outta the town anyway. Don’t need those types around causing trouble.

And life continues as normal for you. (Though Tina’s a little more enamored with you now by the fact you killed a man for her)

Isn’t life in a small town wonderful?