You decide to get out while you’re ahead. You and Dan go to the scrap yard where you make a decent amount of money, of course you have to split it with Dan, but you manage to intimidate him into not taking as much.

You both then go your separate ways; he spends his money on crack, while you spend it on beer. He stays up all night using a cheese grater trying to get the “bugs” off of him, while you end up passing out and sleeping for the remainder of it on the floor. The whore who he’s fucking this week ends up stealing what little money he has left to go out and buy crack for herself and blow the dealer while she’s at it, while your lovely Tina gently relieves you of what money you have left while you’re asleep to put towards bills, so you don’t waste it on more foolishness.

Meh, different strokes…