Alright, I guess that makes sense.
Okay, but we should probably should drive around a bit rather than just camping out in one area though. Dan says
You begin driving around telling Dan to shut the fuck up every now and then and to keep his eyes peeled. About an hour passes and you still havent found anyone, you get pissed off and stop the truck.
Alright, fuck this.
What? Whyd you stop?
You got fuckin gas money? Im not driving around wasting gas fuckhead! Im parking right here, and someone better show up soon.
Why the hell are you getting mad at me for?
Because this was your bright idea!
Me? Im not the one who wanted to do this shit! I was gonna try to rip off that old miserable bastard Big Jim today!
Ha ha! Then youre fuckin lucky that I brought you with me, cause Jim woulda drilled several holes in your ass! You dipshit, you dont rob from some crazy heavily armed Viet Nam vet!
Fuck you Mel! What the hell would you know about it? You aint riskin your ass stealing everyday! Youre sitting at home sponging off your girlfriend Tina!
And since when does stealing make you a valuable member of society?
Hey at least I dont pretend to be somethin Im not!
Yes you fuckin do! Youre acting like youre some hardcore criminal, when all you fuckin are is a pathetic junkie whos only stealing to support his fuckin habit!
Fuck you, you goddamn drunk! You aint no better than me!
The fuck I aint! Now shut the hell up and
Thats it! Im sick of you telling me what to do Mel! Dan yells and punches you in the face. He mightve done some damage, if he wasnt so puny.
Dan, that was the wrong fuckin move! You slam his head into the dashboard, and then throw him out of the truck, and then drive off for home leaving him to ponder his poor judgment.
Well this was a squandered day; you ended up wasting gas money and spent the entire time arguing with Dans junkie ass. You only have yourselves to blame, after all you listened to his grand plan. When Tina gets home she yells at you for being a no good bum as usual, you take it all in stride, still its a lot more annoying when you arent drunk enough to basically ignore her nagging.
You end up having to sleep on the couch which you do while watching an infomercial of Girls Gone Apeshit.
Okay, but we should probably should drive around a bit rather than just camping out in one area though. Dan says
You begin driving around telling Dan to shut the fuck up every now and then and to keep his eyes peeled. About an hour passes and you still havent found anyone, you get pissed off and stop the truck.
Alright, fuck this.
What? Whyd you stop?
You got fuckin gas money? Im not driving around wasting gas fuckhead! Im parking right here, and someone better show up soon.
Why the hell are you getting mad at me for?
Because this was your bright idea!
Me? Im not the one who wanted to do this shit! I was gonna try to rip off that old miserable bastard Big Jim today!
Ha ha! Then youre fuckin lucky that I brought you with me, cause Jim woulda drilled several holes in your ass! You dipshit, you dont rob from some crazy heavily armed Viet Nam vet!
Fuck you Mel! What the hell would you know about it? You aint riskin your ass stealing everyday! Youre sitting at home sponging off your girlfriend Tina!
And since when does stealing make you a valuable member of society?
Hey at least I dont pretend to be somethin Im not!
Yes you fuckin do! Youre acting like youre some hardcore criminal, when all you fuckin are is a pathetic junkie whos only stealing to support his fuckin habit!
Fuck you, you goddamn drunk! You aint no better than me!
The fuck I aint! Now shut the hell up and
Thats it! Im sick of you telling me what to do Mel! Dan yells and punches you in the face. He mightve done some damage, if he wasnt so puny.
Dan, that was the wrong fuckin move! You slam his head into the dashboard, and then throw him out of the truck, and then drive off for home leaving him to ponder his poor judgment.
Well this was a squandered day; you ended up wasting gas money and spent the entire time arguing with Dans junkie ass. You only have yourselves to blame, after all you listened to his grand plan. When Tina gets home she yells at you for being a no good bum as usual, you take it all in stride, still its a lot more annoying when you arent drunk enough to basically ignore her nagging.
You end up having to sleep on the couch which you do while watching an infomercial of Girls Gone Apeshit.
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