Another Monday Morning by NCPolice55571 NR

You pull over. The cop comes up and asks for your license, registration, and proof of insurance. You give them to him, hoping to get this over with as soon as possible. He writes you a ticket for $400 for excessive speed. On his way back to the cruiser, he notices that your left tail-light is out. "Sir, your left blinker is out." You get out and take a look. Sure enough, it is. "Why don't you open the trunk and I'll help you fix that light." OH SHIT, HE WANTS YOU TO OPEN THE TRUNK!!!!!