You forget Fred's earlier warning and decide to take his proselytizing into your own hands...

"I am sent from the one true god - FRED!" No sooner are the words out of your mouth than Fred sends fire from Heaven, Jr., engulfing you immediately. It takes learning the hard way that Fred is not to be screwed with, you find out.

The peasants, not sure whether to attribute the punishment you've received for your apparent blasphemy to Theos or to Diable, walk doubly cautiously, going on to lead very pious and careful lives.

You, on the other hand, become a Returner, having engendered the wrath of Fred, and live out the rest of your mediocre days on regular old Earth.