You walk over to the shiruken (throwing star) and inspect it. It is very sharp, and appears to be genuine enough. Looks like a ninja just tried to kill you. Somehow you managed to avoid death at the hands of a ninja. Somehow.

As your standing there you feel a sharp pain rip through your stomach. You look down to see the tip of a sword poking through and dripping with your blood. You watch in horror as it retracts and you find that you can no longer stand. You fall to the ground and bleed while your vision dims and you body chills. You die.