The Ninja Epidemic

As you come to one of the street, you are so concerned with the immediate threat behind you that you neglect to look before crossing. A yellow school bus slams into you and you fly several yards from the point of impact. Much of your flesh and bits of shull fragment are embedded in the grill.
Looks like you won't die at the hands of a ninja afterall. Instead you have dies at the hands of a gigantic, slow moving vehicle full of children. Nice move.
- ID: 28766
- Nickname: look both ways
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