The Ninja Epidemic by donteatpoop PG

You chop down with the butchers knife into the area where the ninjas neck meets his shoulder. Blood squirts out violently in pulsating bursts. His eyes are wide as you take the knife and chop down again, landing in roughly the same spot. You dont stop chopping until the ninja is on the ground in an ever enlarging pool of blood.

You stand there and look at the body before you for a few moments. You killed a NINJA. You KILLED a ninja. YOU killed a ninja. A fucking ninja for crying out loud. According to your estimates, that would make you approximately the most awesome person ever.

Yeah! You rock.

After you've finished with your self congratulatories you decide that it's probably not such a good idea to hang out around here.

Where are you going to? What are you going to do?