You’re too focused on making this sorry sack of shit beg for mercy and to renounce his faith. You start by shoving saxophone reeds under his fingernails! When he refuses to give in, you start putting straight pins into his ball sack! Unsurprisingly, all this screaming soon causes your sister to come downstairs.

“Hey! Didn’t you hear me come in?” she asks.
“Uh yeah, hi honey.”
“Don’t fucking hi honey me! It’s obvious you’ve been doing nothing, but fucking around all day, but you didn’t even take the time to at least acknowledge me and ask how my day was? You inconsiderate bastard! Y’know I don’t expect much from you, but shit, I at least expect you to put in the fucking effort! Fuck, this is pointless. I’m too tired, and I’m going to bed. And while I know you seem to be REALLY engrossed in your research to even care, don’t expect to be fucking me anytime soon, because you’ve fucking pissed me off severely!”

Your sister storms upstairs and you hear a door slam. You stab your scalpel deep in the thigh of your patient in anger.

“You see what the fuck you did?! You got me in fucking trouble! If you fuckers hadn’t come around, I wouldn’t have gotten distracted! She’s fucking pissed at me and probably won’t speak to me in weeks! Do you know how much it hurts being separated from someone or something you love? I’m gonna make sure you feel the same fucking pain I feel right now. What I’ve done so far is nothing compared to what I’m gonna do!”

You begin to do a series of tortures that would be too long to list here, but needless to say, he feels more pain than you do and definitely more than he could’ve ever imagined.