You tell everyone to get the hell out of Igors range and take cover. Fortunately Igors gun-arm isnt the best design and hes having problems aiming and standing still due to the recoil, so you all manage to hide behind some nearby rocks
Still, theres no way youre going to be able to scale the front gate with Igor on that damn tower.
See I knew this was a bad idea! one of the wolflings says.
How are we supposed to get past that? Im pretty sure hes firing silver bullets at us.
Oh I KNOW he is. Hence the reason why I told everyone to get out of the way. Okay so were not going through the front gate, the castles a big place right? Igors only guarding the front. I say we split up and scale the walls on the sides and around the back. Well meet up inside the castle.
Yeah, but wont there be other defenses?
Probably. So you better be fucking prepared! This aint no damn game. You cubs think youre really tough when in fact youve probably never had a real challenge. This is it. Dont think about backing out now. This is where we truly test the idea of survival of the fittest. Damn, my blood is starting to feel that rush! Dont you all feel it? I havent felt this way since they sent a group of ten werewolf assassins to put me down. Shit. They never tried that again! Ha ha ha ha ha!
While youre reveling in gruesome nostalgia, your pack is looking at you like youve completely lost it. And theyre probably right. However, your speech seems to have stirred something in them.
The crazy old fossils right! I remember having to hear about similar stuff my grandfather used to talk about all the damn time. I never really paid any attention to it before. Now I think I understand. We need to prove our skills to truly be proud to call ourselves werewolves! one of them states.
Now thats the attitude Im talking about!
You all huddle in the rain and make a howling noise in unison to the moon and proceed with your plan. You all split up into a couple of groups and begin to scale the side and back walls, which really isnt all that difficult. You know Igors probably ran off to warn Vic though. All you can think is, he better have something better than just Igor and Frankie defending him.
As you prowl around in the courtyard, you hear moaning and the clomping of several footsteps. You and your group turn to see some of Vics defenses.
Zombies? Are you fucking kidding me Vic? I thought youd at least have some robots or something! you say to yourself. Though upon a second look, you see that the horde of corpses arent actually zombies. Zombies are complete corpses brought back to life. These things look more like Frankie, except designed even worse. A lot of them have arms and legs in odd places. Some have a couple of heads or extra limbs. Most arent even stitched together neatly, there are just giant rivets and spikes sticking out, holding them together. These are probably some of his failed experiments.
Doesnt matter, theyre close enough to be Undead for you.
Still, theres no way youre going to be able to scale the front gate with Igor on that damn tower.
See I knew this was a bad idea! one of the wolflings says.
How are we supposed to get past that? Im pretty sure hes firing silver bullets at us.
Oh I KNOW he is. Hence the reason why I told everyone to get out of the way. Okay so were not going through the front gate, the castles a big place right? Igors only guarding the front. I say we split up and scale the walls on the sides and around the back. Well meet up inside the castle.
Yeah, but wont there be other defenses?
Probably. So you better be fucking prepared! This aint no damn game. You cubs think youre really tough when in fact youve probably never had a real challenge. This is it. Dont think about backing out now. This is where we truly test the idea of survival of the fittest. Damn, my blood is starting to feel that rush! Dont you all feel it? I havent felt this way since they sent a group of ten werewolf assassins to put me down. Shit. They never tried that again! Ha ha ha ha ha!
While youre reveling in gruesome nostalgia, your pack is looking at you like youve completely lost it. And theyre probably right. However, your speech seems to have stirred something in them.
The crazy old fossils right! I remember having to hear about similar stuff my grandfather used to talk about all the damn time. I never really paid any attention to it before. Now I think I understand. We need to prove our skills to truly be proud to call ourselves werewolves! one of them states.
Now thats the attitude Im talking about!
You all huddle in the rain and make a howling noise in unison to the moon and proceed with your plan. You all split up into a couple of groups and begin to scale the side and back walls, which really isnt all that difficult. You know Igors probably ran off to warn Vic though. All you can think is, he better have something better than just Igor and Frankie defending him.
As you prowl around in the courtyard, you hear moaning and the clomping of several footsteps. You and your group turn to see some of Vics defenses.
Zombies? Are you fucking kidding me Vic? I thought youd at least have some robots or something! you say to yourself. Though upon a second look, you see that the horde of corpses arent actually zombies. Zombies are complete corpses brought back to life. These things look more like Frankie, except designed even worse. A lot of them have arms and legs in odd places. Some have a couple of heads or extra limbs. Most arent even stitched together neatly, there are just giant rivets and spikes sticking out, holding them together. These are probably some of his failed experiments.
Doesnt matter, theyre close enough to be Undead for you.
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