No way are you going to miss a front row seat to watch the master do his work! You just need a good place to be at that’s out of the way of the destruction.
“Okay so now that that’s settled, is there any place on the island that’s relatively uninhabited?” you ask
“As you can see the island is mostly still in its natural state, but I’m assuming you’re talking about areas that aren’t visited or traveled very often, well there’s a peninsula on the island that’s pretty much avoided since it just consists of a rocky plateau. Nothing grows there and it’s barren.”
”Good that’s where I’ll be then.” You say.
Moreau looks at you wondering why you’re acting strangely, then he wonders the same thing about Gil when he starts asking to leave.
“Uh…Moreau can you take me back to the mainland? I don’t care; just drop me off at the nearest swamp.” Gil asks.
“What?! I can’t leave right now, the Martians will be here soon and so will your cousin, I have to look out for my people! Why do you want to leave anyway? I thought you were going to live here.”
“I changed my mind! Look it won’t take that long, I just need to leave!”
“Well I’m not leaving now, you’ll have to wait until this blows over. Or if you really want to leave I’m sure you can swim.”
”It’s the fucking ocean you dick! I can’t be swimming in saltwater for extended periods of time! I can’t wait either! My cousin still sounded like he was pissed at me! He’ll destroy this whole island and me with it!”
“What?!” Moreau says startled.
“Uh, Gil’s exaggerating! Nothing to worry about!” you say attempting to shut Gil up.
“Wait a minute! What the hell have you two brought to my island!?”
“Dammit Moreau, if you don’t know who the fuck Godzilla is it’s your own damn fault! Look just keep your freaks out of the way and everything will be fine.” You say.
Now Moreau looks as green as Gil, who’s looking even greener if such a thing was possible. They’re looking very worried.
“Okay so now that that’s settled, is there any place on the island that’s relatively uninhabited?” you ask
“As you can see the island is mostly still in its natural state, but I’m assuming you’re talking about areas that aren’t visited or traveled very often, well there’s a peninsula on the island that’s pretty much avoided since it just consists of a rocky plateau. Nothing grows there and it’s barren.”
”Good that’s where I’ll be then.” You say.
Moreau looks at you wondering why you’re acting strangely, then he wonders the same thing about Gil when he starts asking to leave.
“Uh…Moreau can you take me back to the mainland? I don’t care; just drop me off at the nearest swamp.” Gil asks.
“What?! I can’t leave right now, the Martians will be here soon and so will your cousin, I have to look out for my people! Why do you want to leave anyway? I thought you were going to live here.”
“I changed my mind! Look it won’t take that long, I just need to leave!”
“Well I’m not leaving now, you’ll have to wait until this blows over. Or if you really want to leave I’m sure you can swim.”
”It’s the fucking ocean you dick! I can’t be swimming in saltwater for extended periods of time! I can’t wait either! My cousin still sounded like he was pissed at me! He’ll destroy this whole island and me with it!”
“What?!” Moreau says startled.
“Uh, Gil’s exaggerating! Nothing to worry about!” you say attempting to shut Gil up.
“Wait a minute! What the hell have you two brought to my island!?”
“Dammit Moreau, if you don’t know who the fuck Godzilla is it’s your own damn fault! Look just keep your freaks out of the way and everything will be fine.” You say.
Now Moreau looks as green as Gil, who’s looking even greener if such a thing was possible. They’re looking very worried.
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