Outnumbered or not, you’re not about to let some overgrown insect mouth off to you like that!
“Impotent?! Fuck off, you fucking transantsexual! Everyone knows that all of you drones are fucking females that don’t get to mate! That explains why you’re all hostile all the time. I’d be hostile too if I wasn’t getting any, unless you’re all dyking it out and using those mandible on each others abdomens! Now let me in, I’m suppose to give this letter to Janice!”
“Insolent dog! First of all drones are fucking MALE dipshit! Use the correct terminology at least! And second, you’re not getting in here! You’re a lowly mammal! You will leave now or become melted down for food!”
“I’m not leaving until I give this letter to Janice!”
You half expect THEM to open up the gates and attack you, but surprisingly one of THEM steps forward and addressed you in a more civilized manner.
“Look, what’s so important in the goddamn letter that it has to be taken to her Majesty?”
“Its some love nonsense from Andre…”
As soon as you mention Andre, all of THEM begin clicking their mandibles.
“Andre? That fly fucker who’s been stalking the Queen for years?”
“Yeah, apparently he’s been trying give this letter to her; he says you guys chase him off, so he’s got me to do it. He says she’ll instantly fall in love with him after she reads it, I think he’s wasting his time, but there’s no point in telling him that.”
“So do you think he’ll stop stalking her, if this letter was finally delivered, regardless of the outcome?”
“I dunno, maybe.” You say.
“Alright, give me the letter I’ll take it to her, we’re sick of that smell every time he comes around here anyway.”
“Impotent?! Fuck off, you fucking transantsexual! Everyone knows that all of you drones are fucking females that don’t get to mate! That explains why you’re all hostile all the time. I’d be hostile too if I wasn’t getting any, unless you’re all dyking it out and using those mandible on each others abdomens! Now let me in, I’m suppose to give this letter to Janice!”
“Insolent dog! First of all drones are fucking MALE dipshit! Use the correct terminology at least! And second, you’re not getting in here! You’re a lowly mammal! You will leave now or become melted down for food!”
“I’m not leaving until I give this letter to Janice!”
You half expect THEM to open up the gates and attack you, but surprisingly one of THEM steps forward and addressed you in a more civilized manner.
“Look, what’s so important in the goddamn letter that it has to be taken to her Majesty?”
“Its some love nonsense from Andre…”
As soon as you mention Andre, all of THEM begin clicking their mandibles.
“Andre? That fly fucker who’s been stalking the Queen for years?”
“Yeah, apparently he’s been trying give this letter to her; he says you guys chase him off, so he’s got me to do it. He says she’ll instantly fall in love with him after she reads it, I think he’s wasting his time, but there’s no point in telling him that.”
“So do you think he’ll stop stalking her, if this letter was finally delivered, regardless of the outcome?”
“I dunno, maybe.” You say.
“Alright, give me the letter I’ll take it to her, we’re sick of that smell every time he comes around here anyway.”
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