Ha ha, sorry darling, but youll just have to wonder about the Legend, because you aint getting any of this, I guess I do have my standards too of a sort. Ill be leaving now, so are you sure you dont want Andre?
(Sigh) Very well, I supposed his letter and stalking did prove genuine feelings. Tell him he can come by, but under one condition, he needs to take a fucking bath!
Hmm, thatll be a big step for him, but Ill see what I can do.
Yeah you do that, now get the hell out and never return!
You gather your bike from downstairs where you left and leave with your money. When you get back to the bar Andre is hopping up and down waiting for your news.
Wolf! My letter! So what about it? Did she like it?
Shes all yours Don Juan. Just take a bath before you approach her, that was her only condition.
For her, anything! Thanks Wolf! Andre says and runs out the door, leaving you to your drink.
Time passes and you never see Andre lurking around town to bother you ever again, you figure he was living it up with Janice. The truth is much different as you soon find out later. Apparently Janice took your advice of keeping up appearances and she mated with Andre. Unfortunately for him, she killed him afterwards when she confirmed she was pregnant. She ended up giving birth to a bunch of little Wasp Flies. Disgusting little buggers and even more so when they grew up. Rotten attitude and equally rotten smell. No discipline whatsoever. They all eventually just became a gang of thugs calling themselves the Yellow Jackets who werent really interested in world domination so much as just petty criminal activity. Still, they were enough to keep the Ants from thinking that Janice wasnt dedicated to the Queen role. Her place was secure. Meanwhile you live fairly well on your wealth from Janice. Everyone won.
Well except Andre of course.
(Sigh) Very well, I supposed his letter and stalking did prove genuine feelings. Tell him he can come by, but under one condition, he needs to take a fucking bath!
Hmm, thatll be a big step for him, but Ill see what I can do.
Yeah you do that, now get the hell out and never return!
You gather your bike from downstairs where you left and leave with your money. When you get back to the bar Andre is hopping up and down waiting for your news.
Wolf! My letter! So what about it? Did she like it?
Shes all yours Don Juan. Just take a bath before you approach her, that was her only condition.
For her, anything! Thanks Wolf! Andre says and runs out the door, leaving you to your drink.
Time passes and you never see Andre lurking around town to bother you ever again, you figure he was living it up with Janice. The truth is much different as you soon find out later. Apparently Janice took your advice of keeping up appearances and she mated with Andre. Unfortunately for him, she killed him afterwards when she confirmed she was pregnant. She ended up giving birth to a bunch of little Wasp Flies. Disgusting little buggers and even more so when they grew up. Rotten attitude and equally rotten smell. No discipline whatsoever. They all eventually just became a gang of thugs calling themselves the Yellow Jackets who werent really interested in world domination so much as just petty criminal activity. Still, they were enough to keep the Ants from thinking that Janice wasnt dedicated to the Queen role. Her place was secure. Meanwhile you live fairly well on your wealth from Janice. Everyone won.
Well except Andre of course.
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