Devil Boy Destroys the Universe!
You have Devil Boy open the journal and you begin reading the last two pages of entries...
Helltober 1st, 8005 - Prince Diabolos is at it again! I swear, ever since his Dad Satan the 3rd died, he's turning the Underworld into a real shit-hole! I may be just another devil, but there has got to be a way to put that uppity Prince-that-would-be-Satan in his place...
Helltober 7th, 8005 - I'm back from my visit to Beelzebub. His advice was the best (as usual) - he says the only way to dethrone Diabolos is to destroy the Universe, save who I want (must remember to save Selena), and then set up my own Universe and be the King of the Universe! It didn't sound like a bad plan, except for the fact that Beelzebub said I couldn't act on my own to do it. He's always throwing in some impossible clause...
Helltober 14th, 8005 - I've thought for quite some time about how to not be directly in control of myself, when it hit me! I was playing my Slaystation Deuce when I thought, why not be controlled by some game-happy HUMAN? Now I just need to design some sort of hardwired controlling device and a special red jumper for me to wear in order to be totally controlled...
Helltober 19th, 8005 - The suit and control station are complete! Now, I just need to select the right human. Too bad there's not one of those Earth CESs going on right now - I'm sure I could recruit some quality there. I guess I'll just have to go online and select a Billy Badass from the MMORPGs...
Helltober 28, 8005 - Oh, THAT was a great idea! Eight days and all this moron could think to do was "churn" in my room, trying to get my levels up! When I woke up from unconsciousness, I banished him to the seventh circle of Hell, the bastard. Mwa-ha-ha. I love being me.
Helltober 31, 8005 - I decided that the best human for me might actually come from a more intellectual site. Maybe one for readers and writers... perhaps something with a slight "gaming" atmosphere...
I've found such a site, but now I must select the human... my wrath shall not be so easily quenched if this human should fail me!!
You can only assume that this is where you came into the picture, for there are no other entries.
Helltober 1st, 8005 - Prince Diabolos is at it again! I swear, ever since his Dad Satan the 3rd died, he's turning the Underworld into a real shit-hole! I may be just another devil, but there has got to be a way to put that uppity Prince-that-would-be-Satan in his place...
Helltober 7th, 8005 - I'm back from my visit to Beelzebub. His advice was the best (as usual) - he says the only way to dethrone Diabolos is to destroy the Universe, save who I want (must remember to save Selena), and then set up my own Universe and be the King of the Universe! It didn't sound like a bad plan, except for the fact that Beelzebub said I couldn't act on my own to do it. He's always throwing in some impossible clause...
Helltober 14th, 8005 - I've thought for quite some time about how to not be directly in control of myself, when it hit me! I was playing my Slaystation Deuce when I thought, why not be controlled by some game-happy HUMAN? Now I just need to design some sort of hardwired controlling device and a special red jumper for me to wear in order to be totally controlled...
Helltober 19th, 8005 - The suit and control station are complete! Now, I just need to select the right human. Too bad there's not one of those Earth CESs going on right now - I'm sure I could recruit some quality there. I guess I'll just have to go online and select a Billy Badass from the MMORPGs...
Helltober 28, 8005 - Oh, THAT was a great idea! Eight days and all this moron could think to do was "churn" in my room, trying to get my levels up! When I woke up from unconsciousness, I banished him to the seventh circle of Hell, the bastard. Mwa-ha-ha. I love being me.
Helltober 31, 8005 - I decided that the best human for me might actually come from a more intellectual site. Maybe one for readers and writers... perhaps something with a slight "gaming" atmosphere...
I've found such a site, but now I must select the human... my wrath shall not be so easily quenched if this human should fail me!!
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