Devil Boy Destroys the Universe! by michaelrayholt R

You open Devil Boy's closet to find mostly dirty red jumpers (the likes of which Devil Boy is wearing right now). There is also an assortment of plastic replicas of Fire-Bolt .45s, Demo-Glocks, and what can only be described as B.F.G.s in the corner.

You are about to give up on finding anything useful whatsoever when you espy Devil Boy's trusty razor-sharp, fire-red, three-pronged SatanSpawn trident (with flaming actuator) in the corner! Is it safe to take it, though? You don't want to end up on the receiving end of an "or else", after all...