Devil Boy Destroys the Universe! by michaelrayholt R

You both slide down the secret slide for what seems like ages, whooping and yelling, before you land in turn at the bottom with individual thuds. Far from how you expected, the slide doesn't empty out into the open, but rather into a secret corridor lit by magical Ever-burn torches every few feet on either side. As you (and Devil Boy both, in fact) are admiring the corridor with a "Not too shabby!" look on your face, you hear a yell from the slide behind Devil Boy.

"aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" WHOOMP! And Devil Boy is plastered by Nester!! "What the heaven?!? Get offa me, you fat oaf!!" Devil Boy yells.

"Sorry, guys. But I heard you two taking the slide and I wanted to come along. So what's up?" Nester, oblivious as usual, asks. You roll your eyes at the ever growing adventure party and have Devil Boy tell Nester what's going on. After Devil Boy threatens him with the worst beating of his life, Nester promises that he's cool and is added to the party.

(Interesting side note: Whatever Health damage Devil Boy takes from this point onward is halved, as Kera and Nester end up on the receiving end of some of the hits. Everything else is the same. There's no need to worry about Kera's or Nester's stats, as they tend to take care of themselves. And no, you can't have that same sweet deal. Geez.)

"Come on, you doofs," Kera teases.