I'm Bored by michaelrayholt MA

You've followed the stairwell downward for what you'd consider a few flights before you notice some light coming through a fist-sized hole in the wall. Coming closer to the light, you hear the most sweetly feminine singing you've ever heard. When you arrive at the hole, you are treated to the best surprise YET... there is a red-headed hottie taking a shower on the other side of this hole! You can't help but have a "Porky's" flashback.

What will you do in this fine predicament?