The gaurd tells you to lay down and wait and he will fetch the doctor. Several minutes later the gaurd returns and says, "Nice try, your medical records state that you have already had your appendix removed. As a punishment for being an ass you have lost outside time for a month. Further more I think I'm going to leave your cell unlocked so Bubba can find his way in.

Nice job, you are now stuck in prison and further more are going to become an inmate's bitch. Could be worse, right? Maybe not.