Hall of Infinite Doors by apotheosis R

The jogger looks embarrassed. "Sorry, sir, I didn't mean anything. You know there are creeps out there and all... have a nice night." You thank him and he jogs away. The boy mutters that you aren't his father and that you are trying to "steal" him, but the jogger had placed iPod earplugs into his ears and is now happily jogging away.