"The pool is great! I can't wait to get back to the office. You're a wonderful hostess."

She scowls at you. You feel her grip tighten on your neck. "I mean," she starts. "Nevermind."

She hastily escorts you out. You drive back to the office.

That afternoon, Sylvia stops by your office. "I have no idea what you said to Craig's wife, but she is upset. As a heads up--I think you should start looking for another job."